Sadly, I don't own any part of Twilight.

Random Questions part 64:

316. A counting question follows. How many?

-Mirrors does Rosalie own?

-Diamonds does Rosalie own?

-Times has Rosalie scowled within the Twilight books?

317. What would happen to a vampire who touches lava underwater? Would they still burn?

318. Do vampires think comedians taste funny?

318 ½. Do vampires kill anyone who makes that joke?

319. What do the volturi do with all the possessions their victims leave behind? Handbags, jewelry, clothing…?

319 ½. Do they have a secondhand store in Volterra where it's "last chance items?"

320. How did Jasper magically make his hair grow, recede, then grow from the movies Twilight, New Moon, then Eclipse? (Oh, the hair is REALLY hot in Eclispe…)