Sadly, I don't own any part of Twilight.

Random Questions part 68:

336. How do the Cullens handle telemarketers?

337. Has there ever been a vampire firefighter?

338. Have the Cullens ever been audited by the IRS?

339. Do the Cullens celebrate Hanukah just for the irony? (Keeping the "fire" lit = good…?)

340, Would the Cullens ever offer their services as a last-chance animal rescue (i.e. Alice starts a "charity"… They could take in especially dangerous animals no one else will take…)