CHAPTER 3
"GIRLFRIEND!?", they all say in union.
Yes my girlfriend.
Since when do you have a girlfriend treasure trail?
Well Quinn since you asked, about 2 weeks after I moved.
Well is she hot? Santana asked.
HELL FUCKING YES! I yell.
Everyone just stares at me.
Since when does Rachel Berry curse?
I'm sorry for my language, but can you blame me?
I pull out my phone and show them pictures of Cassie.
Damn Berry you got game, I even want to get between those legs.
Sorry Santana, the only girl that gets between those legs is me.
Wait, what? You're not a virgin anymore
HELL NO! I just told Finn I wanted to wait because it was fun to watch him squirm.
Berry, you have just become my new favorite person.
She gives me a high five.
"Is this real are Santana and Rachel actually getting along?" Kurt says.
Yes Kurt this is real, and we're only agreeing that my girlfriend is SEXY AS HELL!
Jew babe I am so in love with you right now, will you marry me?
Sorry Noah, but you carry a little bit of extra equipment if you know what I mean.
Rachel this is BULLSHIT you're not gay, you're just doing this to get back at me.
Oh trust me Finn I am sooo gay.
How do you know if you're gay or not?
When we were making out I used to have to restrain myself from throwing up all over you, but when I'm making out with Cassie I have to restrain myself from ripping her clothes off and fucking the shit out of her. That Finn that is how I know I'm gay.
OMG Berry, since you moved to California you have gotten sooo sexy.
Thanks Santana.
Seriously if you and that chick don't work out come see me and I can make you forget all about her.
I will totally take you up on that offer.
I wink at her and smirk at Finn.
The next thing I know I get a picture from Faye of Cassie kissing my best friend Jake.
WHAT THE FUCK! I yell and jump out of my seat.
I pick up the phone and call Faye.
Hey, Faye do you think you can come and see me this weekend, we need to come up with a plan to get that bitch back.
Thanks see you this weekend, bye.
Well Santana, looks like I'm going to be taking you up on that offer sooner than I thought.
END OF CHAPTER 3
