chapter 5

You do know im not gay right?

Just like Jody said, maybe you're a spaghetti girl, straight until wet.

ughh Berry you're an even bigger freak than before

"Trust me it's the freaks that are always the best" I wiggle my eyebrows suggestivley.

You are just like Finn, always trying to get laid, but with no such luck.

"No, there are many differences between me and that lumbering idiot, but the main thing is that I know how to treat women. Finn treats them like there only good for sex and nothing else, but me I treat my girl how she's supposed to be treated. I respect her, give her anything she desires, i treat her like she's the only thing that matters, because to me she is, i'll put her needs before mine, and i'll be able to make love to her without thinking of the mailman and making a fool out of myself." By now the whole cheerio squad is standing over us with looks of pure adoration and awe.

" If she doesn't want you i do" a red-headed cheerio says, i think her name is Katy.

Choruses of "Me too" and " Her loss" rang out.

I think jenny was getting a little jealous because as soon as this happened she yelled out "Shut up, she's here for me not you, so back the fuck off! "

" Im so sorry for comparing you to Finn, I don't know why I dated him, to think i dated him when i could've had you, I mean I can't believe I was so close to having someone way better than him."

" Thanks " I looked down shyly and gave her a charming smile, and by the looks in everyones eyes, I pretty much had her.

" You are so cute, here's my number so just call me anytime you feel like it or want to hang out." she said with a soft smile.

" Thanks i'll call you, bye.''

''Bye guys''

They all smiled and said " Bye Rachel "

I just walk away an think " Yep even though im in a new place I still got it. ''

I walk over to Faye and the glee club with a smirk on my face.

Faye holds up her fist and I hit it

" Still got it i see. "

" You know it "

I throw the number on the table fo the club to see and say

" Read it and weep "

" I didn't know you had it in you Jew-babe, so i was thinking since all of us hot jews have to stick together, except for jew-fro, that it was time for you to join me on this beautiful conquest." he stood up and got down on one knee. " You have proven yourself to be full of awesomness just like me, so i guess what i'm saying is, Rachel Barbara Berry, jew-babe, my jewish american princess, will you be my honerary lez-bro?''

Faye is just standing there with the most halarious WTF face.

" And you guys thought i was dramatic."

''so is that a yes?''

'' Thats a yes Puck I would love to be your lez-bro''

'' sweet''

'' i hate to interrupt this moment ray, but we ned to go.''

'' where are you guys going?''

'' california i have to go deal with some people''

''can we come''

''... sure why not ''

'' lets go then we can go shopping when we get there''

Me and Faye look at each other and think the same thing. ''This should be interesting''

End Of Chapter 5