---TV View---

Red Ketchum raised his arm into the air, along with his voice. "Alright! It's time to head out on a GRAND adventure! But first, I must introduce a few of my beloved pals!" Red said joyfully, motioning his hands pointing over to two figures. "I'd like you to meet my good friends, Green and Blue! Green, is that girl over there, and Blue is that spiky-haired boy there!"

Green looked identical to Blue, wearing a black skirt and Blue looking just like Green, wearing a purple shirt and spiky brown hair. Confusing mix up, huh?

"Hey ya'll! Wuts up?" Green yelled loudly at the audience. " Ah'm a buddy of good ol' Ketchum's and I adore fluffy pink Pokemon!....And meh Blastoise!" Green had a voice that sounded almost identical to Bill's!

" Hey, like, shut it Green. Like, it's, you know, embarassing. Anyways, I'm like, Blue, and I'm like, the best trainer ever, like, totally....Dude...." Blue said, his voice resembling a male version of a valley girl.

---Real Life---

"No! How could they mix my name up with Blue's?!" Green shouted and grabbed a pillow from the sofa and covered his face, which Gold laughed at, because it wasn't like Green to act like that.

"No! How could they mix up my name up with Green's?!" Blue yelled, and then chuckled. "Ho, ho, ho! Green is a valley girl! Ha ha ha!" Red rolled off the couch and roared in laughter, and Sapphire followed with a similar action, screaming "ROFL" while rolling on the floor.

" Blue, I didn't know you were Southern." Silver said with a prominent smile upon his face.

" Me neither." Yellow agreed.

" La, la, la! Let's go, like, shopping, like, totally dude!" Gold chanted, making fun of Green while dancing and shaking his hips. Green retaliated by throwing the pillow at Gold, knocking him over.

" Hey, cut it out guys it still on.... Oh, never mind, it's commercial time." Pearl realized.

" Yes! I'm getting more snacks!" Dia yelled as he got off his chair and tripped over Gold while running for the snacks.

" I think I'm going up next on the show." Yellow said.

" I'm so sorry." Crystal said, knowing that everyone would be ruined soon enough.