This story was inspired by "There She Is"; a Japanese fan video…or at least I think it was fan made…
But anyway, while I was watching it, I imagined Zim and Zita as Doki and Nabi…
So I decided, why not make a fan fiction about it?
Please read and comment [No Flaming]
Couples: Zim + Zita, Dib + OC, Skoodge + Tenn
If you don't like Invader Zim shipping, do not read.
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Step One: There She Is!
A year after Zim came to Earth, the Tallest finally decided that the planet might be of some use after all, and made an attempt to conquer it.
During that time they had already told Zim that his mission was a lie, putting him in depression.
As for Dib, he finally exposed Zim's true identity, but was confused of why Zim didn't stop him…
In a way, it kind of worried him…
But he soon forgot about it when his old friend, Becky Embrosso, moved into town.
Together, along with the other human armies, they were able to fight off the Irken Empire.
However, five years later, the two planets made a peace treaty stopping the war, under the condition of a few rules…
First, both kinds are not to make another battle…
Second, they shall try not to make contact on the planet (As one of the rules aloud the Irkens to live on Earth; the Humans would've been aloud on Irk if there was oxygen.)…
And third, both kinds are to never, ever, mate or have any type of relationship…
Zim didn't care that he lived on Earth now; any planet would be better than Irk.
He still hated Dib, now Becky as well, and the humans…
…Well…most of them that is…
Zim was now an 18-year-old Irken, now starting to wear a red hoodie with black claw marks, blue jeans, and black gym shoes. He had matured more, and yelled at the humans declaring how his species was the best less; in fact, he only did it to make fun of them, knowing how much he hated them for lying to him. He even sometimes hated himself for being Irken (but would never wish to be human; that's too much OOC). You might feel that way too if your kind betrayed you. As he walked to a vending machine he walked by a group of snickering Irkens. When they stared deep into the shorter Irken's eyes, they were terrified and left. As Zim picked up his drink, he heard a cup drop to the ground. He froze.
Who dropped that?
He turned to see a girl with long lavender hair, a purple shirt, a black skirt, and black shoes. Zim recognized her as Zita, who was now 17, the human who used to sit behind him during grade school when he was trying to conquer Earth. His eyes returned to a dull state as the girl stared at him. "What?" The Irken asked coldly.
"…"
Zim shook rolled his eyes about to turn away, until he noticed the girl blushing.
Is the Zita-human sick, he thought, why is she turning red…? Unless…*gasp*! No-no-no! She couldn't possibly-!
Before he could finish his thought, Zim gasped in horror as he saw everyone staring at the scene in either shock or disgust. He blinked as he began to sweat at the scene. The next thing he knew, Zita had put a thin chocolate bar in his mouth as she giggled, "Hey, you're cute." At quick speed, Zim spattered the bar out of his mouth and ran from Zita, who happily chased after him.
Zim ran out of the city and up the hills with Zita following him that whole day; but this was the least of his problems. It seemed that everyday, she would be chasing him around the city with everyone to see (she even put a camera inside of Zim's bathroom, but then took it out after getting enough pictures, and realizing that it was a bit disturbing doing that). And soon, Dib, who was now 19, and Becky, who was only younger than Zim by three months, found this out as well. And by hearing about this, the two were almost as horrified as Zim. Why would Zita fall for an alien?
Everyday, Zita told Zim of their future together: the two would be married, go around the world for their honeymoon, and possibly have children before their second one. Either way, she thought that the two would live happily ever after, just like a fairy tale…
Zim felt like he was having a nightmare whenever she spoke about that.
Zita also proved to be very persistent.
One day, while chasing Zim through the city, Zita knocked down almost every person who got in her way.
Another time, while Zim tried to get away from her through the elevator, she was apparently inside the same elevator. It just so happened that Gaz, who was now 15, was about to use the elevator, and was shocked to see Zita making out with Zim who begged for help from Gaz. Unfortunately, the dark purple headed girl fainted at the scene.
Everyday got worse and worse for Zim. As if being an outcast of his own kind was enough, now a crazy chick was beginning to stalk him! He at least tried to make her understand. One day he gave Zita a seat, and took out a chalk board drawing a picture.
Irken + Irken = Balance
Zita cocked her head in confusion.
Zim erased the picture and drew another one.
Human + Human = Balance
Zita cocked her head in confusion.
Zim again erased the picture and drew another one.
Irken Plus Human = Unbalanced! Impossible! DOOM!
"See?" Zim stared at her hopefully…
Zita cocked her head in confusion.
Zim fell on his head through aggravation.
Making her understand failed; so then he tried making her fall in love with another human-boy.
He used three contestants: a human that had outstanding strength, another with handsome figure, and the third one was very knowledgeable. Despite how much girls would die for these kinds of boys, Zita attacked all three of them and continued to chase Zim.
After these failed attempts, he ran up a tree, hoping Zita wouldn't find him…
His eyes widened as the tree began to fall down. When he was on the ground, Zim saw none other than a giggling Zita, holding an axe. The alienated boy began to lose all sanity. "ARGH! I give up!" He cried, "Please just stop chasing me, already!"
At the end of that same day, the two sat on a hill, staring into the sunset, with Zim still feeling as if the world hated him.
The next day, the so-called couple went to the vending machines (the same vending machines where Zita fell for Zim). Zita gave Zim a human drink and got herself an Irken drink. As Zim took the drink hoping it would poison him, he saw Becky run by away from Jackson, a boy who was about Dib's age. Forgetting about this, Zim drank from the human soda, and surprisingly thought it was better than the Irken drink; as for Zita, she didn't like it as much, especially since it smelled and tasted like fish. As Zita noticed Zim looking at her, she could've sworn he was blushing…
Maybe Humans and Irkens could get along after all…
