so, we are now only going to update weekly from now on, expect a new episode every week (as i mentioned on my profile). the only reason why the two episodes came one after the other was because we already wrote them when we decided to post them on fanfiction. DISCLAIMER: WE DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS OR ANY LICENSED THING THAT MAY BE MENTIONED IN THE STORY. oh and, this story isn`t meant to offend, it`s just for laughs! so, we hope you like it! enjoy! please review and tell us what you think of the story so far, that would mean a lot, thanks! (pardon any typos that might have been missed while editing).
The Adventures of Justin the Bieberel
Last time on our adventures, Justin is left staring into space and awe as the three legendary Jobirds: Artnickuno, Kevdos and Joeltres appear before him and his clearly insane partner in battle Milecrow, who had gotten into yet another scandal during the battle. And as the swarm of Wild Fangirls has fainted due to Joeltres using Burning Up, we join our heroes on this unending battle for something.
(PS. In everything that is happening, Milecrow has fainted due to the Burning Up being super-effective and a critical hit).
"LET'S RAWK!" screamed Michael the Jacksol as he jumps out of nowhere, and the also out of nowhere music changes from Burning Up to Smooth Criminal as he does a Swords Dance, landing on the ground with perfection and… PIZAZZ!
Justin raises a sign that said "9.5" as he claps a Helping Hand! Michael gives Justin a scary face for not giving him a perfect score, but Justin, who is quite overwhelmed by everything, just stares blankly into space, completely unaffected. Michael then sees the Jobirds assembled into a three-way triangle with Artnickuno as their front man, getting ready to let out one of their (literally) killer performances.
Suddenly (yet again), Michael uses vice grip (an attack from which he had learned through unknown means). Lifting Justin by the tail, he dangles him over the side of a precariously situated random CLIFF! He then starts to sing The Circle of Life, reenacting the same scene in the Lion King wherein Rafiki lifts Simba up in front of the hoard of animals just as he was born.
Milecrow, in a last ditch effort for survival, uses Smog! Michael turns around and uses Justin as a shield from this attack! Justin, on the other hand, in an attempt to save himself, uses Yawn to try to blow the smog away, but instead, he inhales the poisonous and nasty gas! Justin then starts to cough uncontrollably, and then, as Michael pats him on the back in a way a mother would do to a baby, he lets our a burp that causes an Earthquake! Everyone is shaken the by attack. But an earthquake was not the only thing that was caused by the burp! The Magical Shiny Jewel of Puberty was formed from a big poof of gas that had solidified from the huge burp! Justin, vaguely sensing he needed the pretty shiny thing, makes a jump for it! The Jobirds watch him fail horribly, and decide they should help! But suddenly, they freeze! The Jobirds are immobilized by the Tight Jean-itis. They fall to the ground unable to move as a mysterious voice * cough the authors cough * tells them of a cure.
"You must seeeeek the Baggy Blooomers of Loooosenesss, for you aaare suffering from Skinny Pants Syndroooome, also known as SPS!" (credits to Sonny With A Chance for SPS).
Meanwhile, Justin stares up at the sky as the shiny thing sparkles as it flies off on a big swirly cloud, slowly floating away. He screams, "NOOOOOO!" squeaking as his high-pitched voice returns to him. "I have to get that shiny thing back, my life depends on it!"
Michael stares at him, "what life?" he says sarcastically, cackling.
Justin looks at the screen and gives it a straight face as Michael laughs away.
Taking pity on him (and riding on his fame), the Jobirds decide to help! They rise up, attempting to circle the shiny thing but suddenly, they freeze yet again mid-air! The Jobirds are paralyzed and cannot move due to SPS! As they fall to the ground, they cry out for help, "SOS!" Then they hear another voice calling out to them from the heavens.
"Hooow many times do we haaave to teeell you! The only way you will be cured of your SPS is if you go on a quest with that beaver thing for looser pantaloons!"
And as multiple light bulbs appear on top of everyone`s heads, except for Michael, who is still laughing at away at his own joke. Justin and the Jobirds decide to go on a journey together for the Magical Shiny Jewel of Puberty and the Baggy Bloomers of Looseness to cure each other of their self-brought misfortunes! And Milecrow, has remained fainted and needs to be brought to the Pokemon center immediately, but that`s another, less important story for another day… what will happen next?
-To Be Continued-
