Ok, well I was working on the Aiyuri minigolf "chapter" but got caught up writing this other fic….but I do have something for you! Not that I really know much about Avenue Q but while watching hilarious Final Fantasy 7 (cloudXkadaj all the way, even though I like cloudXsquall the bestest ^/^) videos on youtube, I found these 2 songs!

The first is "If you were gay" (the lyrics- which I changed quite a bit- are in italics) with Zero and Ichiru, and then "I'm not wearing any underwear today".

Z: Finally, an afternoon alone with my favorite book "the Den of Shadows Quartet". No twin brother to bother me. How can it get any better than this?

I: Zero, I'm home!

Z: Ugh…hi Ichiru.

I: Hey Zero, you'll never guess what happened to me after class today. Kaname was smiling at me and talking to me.

Z: Yeah and?

I: He was being a little too friendly and I think he was coming on to me. I think that he might have thought that I was you!

Z: So why are you telling me this, huh? Why should I care? I don't care! What's for dinner tonight?

I: Well, you don't need to get so defensive!

Z: Shut-up Ichiru! Why should I care what that idiot is doing? Can't you see that I am trying to read?

I: I didn't mean to upset you, but we're brothers and I think that we should be able to talk about it.

Z: Well, I do not want too! This conversation is over!

I: But Zero…

Z: OVER!

I: Well ok, but just so you know

If you were gay, that would be ok

I mean cause hey, Kaname likes you anyway

Because you see, if it were me

I would feel free to take Kaname, but I'm not his type

Z: Ichiru, why the hell are you singing?

I: If you were queer

Z: Ichiru!

I: I'd still be here

Z: I'm trying to read!

I: Year after year

Because you're dear to me

Z: I am this close to killing you!

I: And I know that you

Would except me too

Z: Keep dreaming.

I: If I told you today

Hey guess what, I fucked Kaname

But I'm not gay.

Z: Ummm, alright?

I: So what should it matter to me

What you do in bed with him

Z: You perv!

I: *big finale*

If you were gay

I'd shout hooray

Z: I am so not listening!

I: And here I'd stay

But I wouldn't get in your way

Z: Grrrr…

I: You can count on me

To always be

Beside you everyday

To tell you it's ok

You were just born that way

And as they say, it's in our DNA

Z: That means that you're gay too, stupid.

I: You're gay.

Z: For the last time NO!

I: If you were gay.

Z: *faints*

And just when you thought it was over, look who shows up! It's Kaname!

K: I'm not wearing underwear today!

I: *cat calls*

K: No I'm not wearing underwear today
Not that you probably
care
Much about my underwear
Still none the less I gotta say
That I'm not wearing underwear today

Z: Prove it! * slightly drooling*

K: Of course, honey! *drops pants*

Z+I: *die from nosebleed*

K: Was it something I said?

Before I leave, did you read vol 10 yet? At least by me the book (in English) came out around Friday (around the 28th?). I was so happy; although very sad if you like certain characters, it was so beautifully drawn! Probably my 2nd fav after vol 2 (nothing can beat that hot IchijoXShiki scene)!

Oh, thanks once again for the support. Tuesday I will be in same day surgery (and then watching Alice in Wonderland- woot sexy Johnny), but it is very minor. So don't worry (especially irmina, who is such a sweet heart), my plushie Zero and Kaname will be right by my side. ^/^