Ok, well I was working on the Aiyuri minigolf "chapter" but got caught up writing this other fic….but I do have something for you! Not that I really know much about Avenue Q but while watching hilarious Final Fantasy 7 (cloudXkadaj all the way, even though I like cloudXsquall the bestest ^/^) videos on youtube, I found these 2 songs!
The first is "If you were gay" (the lyrics- which I changed quite a bit- are in italics) with Zero and Ichiru, and then "I'm not wearing any underwear today".
Z: Finally, an afternoon alone with my favorite book "the Den of Shadows Quartet". No twin brother to bother me. How can it get any better than this?
I: Zero, I'm home!
Z: Ugh…hi Ichiru.
I: Hey Zero, you'll never guess what happened to me after class today. Kaname was smiling at me and talking to me.
Z: Yeah and?
I: He was being a little too friendly and I think he was coming on to me. I think that he might have thought that I was you!
Z: So why are you telling me this, huh? Why should I care? I don't care! What's for dinner tonight?
I: Well, you don't need to get so defensive!
Z: Shut-up Ichiru! Why should I care what that idiot is doing? Can't you see that I am trying to read?
I: I didn't mean to upset you, but we're brothers and I think that we should be able to talk about it.
Z: Well, I do not want too! This conversation is over!
I: But Zero…
Z: OVER!
I: Well ok, but just so you know
If you were gay, that would be ok
I mean cause hey, Kaname likes you anyway
Because you see, if it were me
I would feel free to take Kaname, but I'm not his type
Z: Ichiru, why the hell are you singing?
I: If you were queer
Z: Ichiru!
I: I'd still be here
Z: I'm trying to read!
I: Year after year
Because you're dear to me
Z: I am this close to killing you!
I: And I know that you
Would except me too
Z: Keep dreaming.
I: If I told you today
Hey guess what, I fucked Kaname
But I'm not gay.
Z: Ummm, alright?
I: So what should it matter to me
What you do in bed with him
Z: You perv!
I: *big finale*
If you were gay
I'd shout hooray
Z: I am so not listening!
I: And here I'd stay
But I wouldn't get in your way
Z: Grrrr…
I: You can count on me
To always be
Beside you everyday
To tell you it's ok
You were just born that way
And as they say, it's in our DNA
Z: That means that you're gay too, stupid.
I: You're gay.
Z: For the last time NO!
I: If you were gay.
Z: *faints*
And just when you thought it was over, look who shows up! It's Kaname!
K: I'm not wearing underwear today!
I: *cat calls*
K: No I'm not wearing underwear today
Not that you probably care
Much about my underwear
Still none the less I gotta say
That I'm not wearing underwear today
Z: Prove it! * slightly drooling*
K: Of course, honey! *drops pants*
Z+I: *die from nosebleed*
K: Was it something I said?
Before I leave, did you read vol 10 yet? At least by me the book (in English) came out around Friday (around the 28th?). I was so happy; although very sad if you like certain characters, it was so beautifully drawn! Probably my 2nd fav after vol 2 (nothing can beat that hot IchijoXShiki scene)!
Oh, thanks once again for the support. Tuesday I will be in same day surgery (and then watching Alice in Wonderland- woot sexy Johnny), but it is very minor. So don't worry (especially irmina, who is such a sweet heart), my plushie Zero and Kaname will be right by my side. ^/^
