A/N: Yes, Dumbledore knows about James' curse, and he also knows that Harry has it. The aged wizard also knows about the Ninja countries, as he's friends with the Third Hokage.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Harry Potter or the Ranma curse. I only own this plot and the clothes on my back and in my dresser.
WARNING: MENTIONS OF SEX IN THIS CHAPTER. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T READ.
Chapter 2:
10 years later: May 29, 2001
Harry was heading for the Acadamy, and heard a commotion near the Hokage Monument. He ran toward it, and face-palmed when he saw what happened.
'I can't believe he'd do this! He'll get in big trouble for this! Better wash the paint off now, or we'll both regret it.'
Harry started doing handseals, and finished just as some Chuunin saw the spectacle.
'Gotta use it fast!'
"SUITON: SUIRYUUDAN NO JUTSU!" A huge burst of water in the shape of a water dragon shot from Harry's mouth, and slammed into the monument, washing off all the paint in one fell sweep, causing Naruto to fall to the ground.
"Who did that? Only someone of Kakashi's calibre could have done that.
When Naruto struggled to get up, his hair, now down to his waist, fell in front of his eyes, shocking him. He let out a gasp, which was now soprano, and looked himself over. Besides being soaking wet, he was also a girl, which all the shinobi noticed, and Hinata, who was also on her way, confirmed with her Byakugan. She then shut it off with a deep blush, before fainting as Naruto started taking his outfit off to wring it out. Harry just laughed as his brother, now sister, wrung out her outfit. Upon hearing laughter, Naruko scowled, then frowned as a tick-mark appeared on her face. She was still half-dressed, with her jacket in her hands but with her pants on, yet she managed to sneak up on Harry. Smirking, she performed a weak Water Jutsu, spraying the young ninja-in-training with enough cold water to activate the curse. Now that they were both girls, they laughed together as Naruko put her jacket back on to cover her chest and stomach.
"You really need to start wearing a shirt under that in case you transform, NARUTO!!!" an irate Iruka yelled, but his anger was directed when he heard perverted giggling. Naruko-Chan and Harry-Chan also heard it, and smiled at each other, using the distraction to sneak up on the white-haired man.
"You know, I never knew that jiraiya-sama was perverted enough to use kids in his ero-soushi." Naruko said in a sickly sweet voice that meant trouble. Jiraiya tensed and started sweat-dropping. "just wait until my dad hears that the Ero-Sennin was trying to use his son/daughter in one of his Shousetsu."
Naruko giggled slightly.
"Yeah, they're not even that good. I mean James Tou-san let me read one, and I didn't like it... too dry. Try more violence. I mean, who wants to read a story that's all smut and no action. In fact, if he made it for a younger audience as well, then he'd get more readers. More readers means more fame, and he'd get rid of his perverted reputation."
Jiraiya's mind was working overtime with all the new info.
"Also, with more readers comes more money. More money comes more gambling. More gambling measn a higher chance of meeting Tsunade-Sama again. That is your ultimate goal, right? To Get Tsunade-Sama in--"
Naruko was cut off by Iruka placing a hand over his mouth."
"Never mention Jiraiya and Tsunade in the same sentence that has a sexual connotation to it. You never know who's listening in. Now get to class, all of you!"
After class was started:
"This is the day of the final exams. Now Harry has shown excellent control of the Suiton: Suiryuudan no Jutsu, though he used too much Chakra and could have destroyed the monument if he lost it. And Naruto has shown adept control of a weaker Water Jutsu called Retsu Ame no Jutsu."
Naruko raised her hand.
"Yes, Naruko?"
"I also know the Atsui Ame no Jutsu."
"Yeah right, dobe. That takes more control that Retsu Ame no Jutsu."
Naruko just frowned cutely with a rainbow behind her, and Sasuke almost fell victim to it... almost.
'How'd she learn Gai's Genjutsu?' Iruka thought while sweatdropping.
"Naruko, why don't you show us?"
"Alright."
Naruko stood up, and performed a few handseals, stopping on dragon.
"Atsui Ame no Jutsu." A warm rain fell on Naruko and Harry-Chan, transforming them into their male counterparts.
Iruka smiled slightly, then got back into his "business mode".
"For this year's final exam, you'll have to show mastery of the Bunshin no Jutsu. You'll enter, one at a time, into the testing room, and perform the Jutsu. You'll need to create at least three perfect Bunshin to pass. And for thos thinking they can just use the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu, we have Hyuuga Hiashi here to help with the testing."
After most of the class took the test:
"Will Saotome Harry please enter the testing room."
Harry sighed, and walked toward it. This was his moment of truth. Upon entering the room, he smirked at the imposing figure of Hyuuga Hiashi, who just smirked back. He remembered what he and Naruto did for his first daughter, and Hyuugas always repay their debts.
Flashback:
Naruto and Harry were heading back to their clan home from the Acadamy. It had been their second day, and they were excited. Naruto, the six-year-old, had a permanent smile on his face, while Harry, the seven-year-old, had a smirk. That is, until they heard the sound of a scream and a thud, at which point they ran toward the location. Harry saw a ninja with a young girl over his shoulder, and knew that Konoha never handled their children that way, so he looked at Naruto and did some hand signs. Naruto nodded, and charged forward as Hiashi watched, having been there the entire time. Naruto stood in front of the foreign ninja, trying to block his way forward, while Harry snuck around back. He did a quick replacement Jutsu to replace himself with the young child, who he realised was Hinata. The ninja noticed the shift in weight, and scowled as he saw that Harry was in the place of Hinata. He threw Harry down, hoping that he broke at least one bone, but didn't make it far when he realised that he was staring down Hyuuga Hiashi.
Hiashi got into the Jenken stance, until he heard Naruto speak.
"defeat him, but don't kill him. My father told me about how Cloud will do anything to get something called Byakugan, or whatever he called it."
Hiashi nodded, and got back into the Jenken stance.
"You are in the range of divination. Hakke Rokujuuyonsho."
Hiashi then proceeded to close 64 of the Cloud ninja's Tenketsus, leaving him barely moving, but alive.
"The next time you try to steal my daughter, you'll get twice the punishment."
Flashback end...
Hiashi watched as Harry performed but failed the Bunshin test. He created three bunshin, but only two of them were perfect. One of them was a mess.
Iruka's eye was twitching and he sighed.
"You tried, but I can't let you pass. You need to create three perfect clones. You created two, so that's worthy of a 60 percent, a failing grade still."
Harry nodded, dejected, while Mizuki smiled inwardly.
'We can't have the Kyuubi no kitsune or its brother passing, that's why I put a Chakra disrupter into their drinks. I'll do that every year I'm a teacher here, so they continue to fail the test.'
"Naruto Saotome, please enter."
Naruto entered, and smiled at Hiashi, remembering how he helped the Hyuuga clan by telling them what he knew of Cloud. Since then, Cloud never tried anything, and since no one was killed, they couldn't use the eye for an eye thing.
"Please perform the Bunshin no Jutsu."
'I know that Mizuki spiked our drinks, but brother Harry failed. I can't pass without my brother. Oh well, Misuki knows my control is worse than Harry's, so I'll pretend to be spiked.'
Naruto performed the jutsu, and only created one very bad off clone. He hung his head in shame when he was failed, but looked up when Misuki didn't say anything.
'That shouldn't have happened, he shouldn't have created anything! His control is worse than Harry's, and he was barely affected., so it's possible that the Kyuubi can't be poisoned.'
Naruto smiled slightly as he left, glad to have wiled Mizuki up, but didn't notice that he was being followed.
Upon leaving, Naruto and Harry were confronted by Mizuki, and Naruto growled in a fox-like way.
"What do you want, Mizuki-senpai?"
Mizuki didn't miss the tone in Naruto's voice, and smiled slightly.
"I only want to help."
"Help, more like get us to help you steal something."
Mizuki recoiled slightly, before scowling.
"All I wanted to tell you was that there's a special second test going on soon, and to pass it, you need to show mastery of one technique not taught in the acadamy. But if you'd rather not..."
Naruto's face broke into a smile, and agreed to it immediately. Harry agreed just as fast, but also knew that this would be harder.
To be continued...
A/n: And that's chapter 2 of this story. Please read and review. And now for the translations...
Suiton: Suiryuudan no Jutsu (Water element: Water Dragon Bullet technique): A rank
A water element jutsu that creates a dragon from water. It's commonly used by Mist Ninja, and is very powerful.
Suiton: Retsu Ame no Jutsu (Water Element: Cold Rain Technique): C Rank
A water Element jutsu that causes cold rain to fall on the intended targets. Created by the Saotome clan to help with their curse when there's no cold water nearby.
Suiton: Atsui Ame no jutsu (Water Element: Warm Rain Technique): C Rank
A Water Element Jutsu that causes warm rain to fall on the intended target. Created by the Saotome clan to reverse the curse when there's no warm water nearby.
Bunshin no Jutsu (Clone Technique): D Rank
A technique that creates illusory clones of the castor. Requires intense control to use.
Hakke Rokujuuyonsho (Gentle Fist Art: Eight Trigrams Sixty-Four Palms): B Rank
A technique that can only be used by the Hyuuga. It uses the all seeing power of the Byakugan to close sixty-four of the three hundred sixty-one tenketsu of the opponent.
Ero-soushi: perverted books
Ero-Sennin: Perverted Hermit.
Tousan: Father
-Senpai: Senior/Superior
