A/N: Hogwarts will occur later. It's still early in the summer in this story, near the beginning of July. I have put a poll up, and until I figure out what everyone wants, Hogwarts won't be happening. First will be a technique list of Team Seven.

Kakashi Hatake Notable Techniques:

Raikiri

Chidori

Kage Bunshin

Rasengan

Kawarimi

Sakura Haruno:

Bunshin

Kawarimi

Henge

Inner Self Unleashed

Sasuke Uchiha:

Katon: Goukakyu no Jutsu

Kawarimi

Bunshin

Henge

Naruto Uzumaki:

Rasengan

Kienzan

Kage Bunshin

Rasengan Rendan (Needs Clones)

Orioke no Jutsu

Orioke: Onna no Ko Dōshi

Kyuubi Unleashed: Initial State

Naruko Namikaze:

Rasengan

Fuuton: Kazegiri

Kage Bunshin

Orioke Otoko no Jutsu

Orioke: Otoko no Ko Dōshi

Inner Power Unleashed: Initial State

Harry Potter:

Rasengan

Oodama Rasengan

Kage Bunshin

Rasengan Rendan (needs Clones)

Oodama Rasengan Rendan

Orioke no Jutsu

Harry Evans:

Rasengan

Hinotama

Raikoutama

Raikou Bakudan

Hi Bakudan

Inner Power Unleashed: Initial State

A/N: Now that that is out of the way, onto Chapter 5.

Chapter 5:

Kakashi was waiting for the group of four when they arrived, five-and-a-half minutes later.

"Now, let's introduce ourselves. Since I'm the sensei, I'll start. My name is Hatake Kakashi. I am the studen of the fourth, along wioth my teammates Inuzuka Rin, and Uchiha Obito, from which I got this."

He pulled his headband up, showing his Sharingan eye, surprising Sasuke a bit.

"The reason why I got this, was I lost my real left eye protecting him, and when his whole right side was crushed just shortly after acquiring his Sharingan, he gave his left eye to me as a replacement. I visit the Memorial Stone every now and then, to pay homage to him and Minato-Sensei. I like reading Jiraiya-San's books, and dislike coming to work on time, for reasons already mentioned. My hobby... Haven't really thought about it. My dream for the future is to make Minato-Sensei and Obito-San proud, and to clear my father's name.

Ok, Pinkette, your turn."

"My name is Haruno Sakura. I like..." She looked at Sasuke, and the three boys groaned, while two of the boys inner girls wanted to beat Sakura up... badly. "I enjoy flower arrangement. My hobby is to..." She looked at Sasuke again, and squealed, causing the three boyus to groan, and for two of the boys inner girls to struggle against the curse binding them, trying to get at Sakura.

"In other words, you want to get inside Sasuke's pants." This blunt and sexual statement shocked everyone present, especially since it came from Naruto, the most sexually oblivious person in the world, if you don't count Voldemort. Inner Naruko was having a ball at Outer Sakura's discomfort at such a statement. Harry and Sasuke simply had slight blushes, and kakashi gave a perverted giggle, causing every head except his own to look at him with murder in their eyes.

"Kakashi-Sensei,. there's someone I want you to meet."

Naruto and Harry both performed a few handsigns.

"Suiton: Retsu Ame no jutsu!" Cold rain spontaneously fell on both Naruto and Harry, obscurring themselves from view. A few seconds later, and the rain stopped. The mist that was created cleared to reveal Naruko Namikaze and Harry Evans. Naruko still had on the orange jumpsuit, but it was soaked. Her soaked hair went down to her waist, and she had red eyes, and her mother's height at that age. Harry was also soaked, his outfit was a little more revealing though, since he chose to where a pure white shirt, with no mist or fog to hide in. her hair mercifully draped down his back, as well as down her front in the right places, hiding her developing chest from the others. Her eyes were emerald green, but were her dad's shape. She had her mother's height.

"Who are you girls?"

"I'm Naruko namikaze, and my sister is Harry Evans."

Naruko looked at Harry, smiling, oblivious to Harry's predicament. Naruko, being the ever kitsune-like prankster, and not knowing of Harry's see-through shirt, wondered why harry's hair was where it was. Now, any sensible person would realise something was wrong. But Naruto wasn't sensible, and that was also the case with his female counterpart, so she moved Harry's hair out of the way, thinking there was writing on it that appeared when wet, and she wanted to show the others. Now, several things happened at once.

First, Sasuke simply stared wide-eyed.

Kakashi sweat-dropped and turned around.

Harry screamed in shock.

Sakura smacked Naruko upside the head, multiple times.

And Kyuubi was somehow smacking Harry's inner self over and over again with a plushy fox.

"Never. Use. That. Jutsu. While. Wearing. A. White. Shirt! Especially. In. Front. Of. Others!" (Any guesses on the Kyuubi's Gender)

Several other things happened at the same time by coincidence, but for different reasons.

Jiraiya sensed a change in the perverted force. He never found out why.

Tsunade won a bet. She was later found hiding in her closet. This would lead to the eventual resurrection of Voldemort.

Danzou stopped walking, and looked around, but he won't be mentioned in this story again.

Orochimaru forgot to plan for his hostile takeover of Konoha, he was too busy in a card game with his subordinates.

Dumbledore sneezed for no reason, then ate a Lemon Drop. He never saw the signs of Voldemort being in the castle.

Sirius Black escaped Azkaban two years early. He really wanted to see his godson. This will lead to a series of events leading to Wormtail's capture, but that is neither here nor there.

Fudge was caught soliciting with a minor. This led to a series of events being discovered which led to Lucius and Fudge being arrested, and Amelia Bones taking over as Minister of Magic.

Anyway, back to the story...

Harry performed the Warm Rain Jutsu, embarressed that her upper bits were shown to them. After the rain dissipated, Harry took the shirt off and wrung it out, feeling like a giant fox demon had spent the better part of a half-hour beating him with a fox. A plushy fox. Who knew the Kyuubi liked plushies.

Sasuke was scowling. Why couldn't I have had the Sharingan? I could have burned that image to memory forever, and use my imagination to age it as we did... He suddenly involentarily shuddered, thinking about an old, female topless Harry. Some things are better without the Sharingan then.

"Now, the boy who gave us an involuntary flash earlier. Harry..."

"Potter, sir. My female self is Evans. I don't know what I like, too complicated right now. I dislike those who do was Naruto did to me, or go farther." everyone, especially Sakura, shuddered at this. They all knew what he meant. "My hobby is learning new things about my heritage. My dream, is to be the best in whatever I choose to do with my life."

"Alright, Namikaze, your turn."

"Right. My name is Naruto Uzumaki. MY female self is Naruko Namikaze. Not sure why anyone would to be called wave wind, but... My likes are ramen, friends and training. My dislikes are the time it takes to heat up ramen, and Iruka-Sensei's lectures. A ghost could give better lectures..."

In the academy, Iruka sneezed.

In Hogwarts, Professor Binns, the only Ghost Professor at Hogwarts simply went about his business.

Anyway,

"My hobbies are learning nerw Jutsus, and tasting new ramen. My dream is to be the Best Hokage, and to find out who my parents are."

Kakashi smiled, before looking at the Uchiha.

"Uchiha..."

"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I have few likes, but I will forever remember seeing--" censored. "My dislikes are my brother, Itachi, and anyone else who kills their clan or family."

Somewhere in Hogwarts, an odd sneezing sound occurs from behind Quirrel, Snape heard it but paid it no mind.

"My goal is to kill Itachi, and make him answer to his crimes."

Sarutobi's two teammates sneezed, but he paid it no mind, hoping someone would take his job from him before he died.

Kakashi smiled.

"Good. Now, tomorrow, I want everyoen to report to Training Ground 7 at 8:00 sharp. We'll be performing a test with a 33 percent success rate. Ja ne."

He vanished, going to the memorial stone. Before they started moving, they heard the unearthly sound that is Kakashi screaming.

To Be Continued...

A/N: That was Chapter, partly filler, mostly comedy. Some seriousness. All in all, Harry's breasts caused a lot of good and bad, right? R&R.

Translations:

Raikiri: Lightning Edge (English Naruto Anime: Lightning Blade)

Chidori: Thousand Birds

Kage Bunshin: Shadow Clone

Kawarimi: Substitution

Bunshin: Clone

Henge: Transformation

Katon: Goukakyu no Jutsu: Fire Element: Grand Fireball Technique (English Naruto Anime Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)

Rasengan: Spiraling Sphere

Fuuton: Kienzan: Wind Element: Cutting disc (English DBZ anime: Destructo Disc)

Rasengan Rendan: Spiraling Sphere Combo (English Naruto Manga: Rasengan Barrage)

Orioke no Jutsu: Sexy Technique (English Naruto Manga: Art of the Ninja Centerfold; English Anime: Sexy Jutsu)

Orioke: Onna no Ko Dōshi: Sexy Double Knockout Girls Technique (English: Sexy Twosome Girls Knockout)

Fuuton: Kazegiri: Wind Element: Wind Slash (English: Wind Style: Slicing Wind)

Orioke Otoko no Jutsu: Sexy Guy Technique (English: Male Sexy Jutsu)

Orioke: Otoko no Ko Doshi: Sexy Double Knockout Boys Technique

Oodama Rasengan: Great Ball Spiraling Sphere (English: Giant Rasengan)

Oodama Rasengan Rendan: Great Ball Spiraling Sphere Combo (English: Giant Rasengan Barrage)

Hinotama: Fireball

Raikoutama: Lightning Ball ( English: Ball Lightning)

Raikou Bakudan: Lightning Bomb

Hi bakudan: Fire Bomb