Thanks for the reviews! If I get enough ideas, it may turn into more than 50.

21. He is not, in fact, "Fergalicious" (but he is bringing sexy back)

22. Stuff Sam's bag with tampons, then innocently ask to borrow one

23. He is not allowed to use the joke "3 squirrels were on a spaceship. One asked the other to pass the Pepsi. The second replied, "Alphabet!"" then crack up just to see who he can get to laugh out of peer pressure

24. Bananas are bananas. They do not symbolize anything inappropriate.

25. He may not announce that he is on top when asked about his relationship with Kensi

26. He is not allowed to add "If you know what I mean" to the end of every sentence

27. –nor is he allowed to say "you certainly didn't say that last night." When people try to talk

28. Introduce himself as "Jimmy Bond"

29. He is not allowed to ride a red tricycle down the street telling people that he wants to play a game

30. Start a rumor that Hetty was an Oompa Loompa in the original chocolate factory movie.

31.-Nell wasn't one either…

32. Do not challenge Sam to an arm wrestle…you will lose.

33. Do not steal Eric's glasses just to watch him feel around the floor for them so he looks like Velma

34. Do not call Nell Velma

35. And just to make it clear, you are not Shaggy, Nell is not Velma, Eric is not Fred, and Hunter is not Daphne. And no, Sam is most certainly not Scooby Doo. That's racist.

36. Do not compliment Sam's haircut (It pisses him off)

37. After #36, do not proceed to brag about how the ladies love to run their fingers through your hair

38. Do not insult Kensi's driving, no matter how bad it may be

39. Never call Callen anything but Callen. Not G, Gianna, G-Spot, Gorgeous, Gertrude, or anything to that effect

40. He may not "accidentally" Walk into the girls showers while Kensi or Nell are in there

Thanks for reading, review if you're not dead, and 10 more to come!