60-70
(for number 68, I know the stuff ending with 'ing' are not technically verbs, just go with it)
61. While Sam is asleep, putting whipped cream on his hand and tickling his face with a feather will get YOU slapped in the face. It will also get you whipped cream in places you do not want whipped cream
62. While in the locker room, never tell Sam or Callen that you want to "sword fight" Eric, though, might just accept. If you know what I mean.
62 1/2. I need to stop making gay jokes. Not that I will, I just need to.
63. When he is required to have walkie-talkies for a mission, he may not make up code names for everyone
64. He can't replace Sam's gun with a squirt gun.
64 1/4 especially a squirt gun filled with piss
64 2/4 he also can't put a condom on Sam's gun
64 3/4 or anyone's gun.
64 4/4 condoms on anything, including doorknobs, computer mice, telephones, coat hooks, the bamboo plant in the lobby, or ANYTHING else slightly penis shaped, is strictly prohibited
65. Whenever Eric walks out of OPS, Deeks may not shout "He's coming out of the closet!" no matter how dark and closet-like OPS is, and no matter how gay Eric is.
66. When asked "What's up?" the appropriate response is not "A movie by Pixar"
67. When asked "What are you doing?" the appropriate response is not loudly declaring that you are having an orgasm.
68: Mad Libs: when playing Mad Libs, all of these responses have been banned as according to Kensi's Mad Libs rule book, that she had to create just because of the responses you were giving. Adjectives: orgasmic, hard, flushable, long, anal, Verbs: crayon sex, beaver sex, tambourine sex, blowing, smoking, penetrating, moaning, farting, pissing, fingering, queefing, undressing, sucking, stabbing, killing, biting, "gettin drunk", sexting, NOUNS are a given.
69. When Kensi, Callen, And Sam give Deeks this list of rules, he may not point out that this is number 69. I bet all of you noticed what number it was before reading this. Get 'yo mind out da gutter!
70. Just to make this clear:
70.1 they are the "Foo Fighters" not the Food Fighters
70.2 it's "Alzheimer's" not Old-Timers
70.3 Aspergers not Ass Boogers
70.4 Idaho not I-Da-Hoe
70.5 hacky sack not nut sack
70.6 "kiss the sky" not "kiss this guy" (anyone get the jimmi hendrix reference? Anyone? anyone?)

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