Some of you have been saying that I should sent this to ECO, but please tell me HOW I GO ABOUT DOING THAT. I would LOVE for him to read this, but seriously what is someone like him going to be reading MY fanfiction for? You guys are welcome to send him this all you want (just credit me) but what are the chances? Actually, I almost got Barrett Foa to read my ff story "Wingman" (Neric proposals, check that out) he replied to me on twitter a couple times but he never said if he actually read it or not. Also Renee f Smith replied to me on twitter too but I won't brag about that now.
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81-90
81. Never can he say in a black accent "Ma name Rochelle, ah do NOT need dis, mah man has TWO jobs!"
82. Unaccepted excuses for being late:
82A. "Monty got run over by a reindeer"
82B. "sorry, my Nobel prize ceremony ran a little late, and Obama invited me to dinner"
82C. Arrive to work late with his underwear outside his pants, and all he does is gives a little nod and says " Cat stuck in a tree"
82D. "I'm on my period and I couldn't get the tampon in"
82E. "I was recording a single with
Lady Gaga and it ran a little late"
82F. "I was so hot my apartment building caught on fire and I had to put it out with my bare hands"
82G. "Mila Kunis likes her eggs cooked a special way and it took a little longer than expected."
82H. "the Batmobile got a flat tire"
82I. "I'm not late, I'm actually early, in South Africa time, where I was fixing world hunger, teaching the school children, and carrying buckets of water from the river"
82J. "I'm late because I actually stopped to get flowers for Hetty, but on the way out I saw a man trying to steal a woman's purse, so I beat him up, but then an asteroid came flying straight for LA! So I did the only thing I could: grabbed the nearest nuclear missile and exploded the asteroid before it could hit Earth, but THEN another asteroid came, so I used my laser beam eyes to destroy it, and confetti and candy came flying out of it! Turns out it was just a surprise present for LL Cool J, like a giant piƱata. I would have brought you guys some candy, but I passed some starving children living in poverty on the way over, and I gave it to them, and also gave them a home makeover."
82K. "Aliens"
83. Any form of the popular trolling methods "_ing" including: planking, coning (in which he orders an ice cream and grabs it by the ice cream part instead of the cone) or planking on top of a car while coning at a drive-thru
84. He is not allowed to justify doing girly things by exaggerating the MAN in it, such as: MANicure or MANdals.
85. He can't blame Nell for the "MONTY 2012" banners across the freeway and posters randomly around L.A.
86. When he farts, he can't blame Nell for that either (just play that scenario out in your head: everyone standing in the dark OPS room, viewing pictures of dead bodies and scary-looking suspects, suddenly, someone RIPS ASS REAL LOUD then it goes completely silent again, Deeks quietly says "it was Nell, I swear. Gurl, you need to cut down on those Oreos")
87. When Sam tackles Callen on the training mat, and straddles his back, Deeks should never shout "RIDE IT GIRL, OW OWW" (the ow oww is him howling, not being smacked by Kensi...yet)
88. He can't fill his desk with bobbleheads of Hetty, or fill Hetty's desk with bobbleheads of Hetty.
89. He also can't SELL said bobbleheads online to all NCIS employees across the U.S.
90. Yes, Sam has cats. No, Deeks can't make fun of him for it. He also can't replace the litter in the litter box with Pop Rocks.

Favs? 86 is my fav of this set. Are they getting worse? Better? I'm not running out of ideas yet.