90-100
To anonymous "guest" reviewer: If you can read, the title says "50 things Deeks is not ALLOWED to do" not 50 things Deeks has done. I never said he necessarily does this shit. Besides, it's just some humor so chill your boots.
As for the rest of you, *muah* *muah* love you all.
Oh yeah, and I also have one of these 50 things stories for Shawn from Psych, and 50 ways to kill Hannah burley from Bones. If you like this, you'll probably like those too.
91. When trying to stop a robbery or kidnapping, "SWIPER NO SWIPING" usually isn't very effective.
92. Every time he hears "that's what makes you beautiful" by one direction he can't yell at the sky "I KNOW IM BEAUTIFUL ONE DIRECTION STOP YELLING AT ME!"
can't ask Siri to "butter his biscuits"
94. He should not go around quoting Jaws 4 and Caddyshack 2 because there was absolutely NOTHING quotable from those movies.
95. He also can't go around quoting Mean Girls and wearing pink on Wednesdays and telling everyone they can't sit at his lunch table, and that they're not invited to his pool party because they're lesbians
96. NEVER steal the controller from Nell when playing Mario Kart. I think he's already learned his lesson on that one.
97. He can't set up a fake skeleton in one of the stalls in the bathroom. Especially one with a sombrero and reading a newspaper.
98. No, there is NEVER, EVER an appropriate time to break out into spongebob song. (did I do that one already?)
99. He can't put a voice recorder in the bathroom to record Eric practicing asking Nell out, then make it his ringtone
100! He can't make a bumper sticker that says "honk if you have a small penis" then purposely cut Callen off on the freeway.
More to come! I promise! Sorry this one was so short. Every review makes my day 10 times better! Out of all 100, what was your favorite? Or top 5 favs?
