Edward pov

Beep Beep Beep

Great today was the day I had to go shopping with Rosalie and her roommates. Her smartass boyfriend and brother decided to volunteer us for hours of torture. Just so they could hook me up with their "undateable" roommate. She was legend to be smart, beautiful, loyal, trustworthy, dependable, caring…the all around perfect girlfriend. The catch is she is so caught up in her studies she DOESN'T date ANYONE, NOBODY! So the school player shouldn't be any different. Not to sound stuck-up or conceited, but I have slept with every willing girl at this school. I'm constantly "entertaining lady friends." But I like a challenge.

"Edward!"

"Coming assho- Sorry Emmett!"

"Guys stop insulting each other. We have to go."

"You are whipped Jasper!"

Bella pov

After an hour and a half of Barbie Bella Time I was dressed to "roommate standards." I was wearing a pair of dark wash denim upper thigh shorts, with a white tank-top, completed with a black halter vest. My outfit was accessorized with turquoise earrings, bracelets, high heels, and a belt. My hair had been washed and scrunched by Alice into messy waves down my back. Rosalie called it sex hair. I called it stupid and unnecessary.

We were now leaving campus in Alice's canary yellow 911 Porsche turbo. I know ostentatious right? We were meeting the guys at the fountain in the middle of the mall. I wasn't nervous or frantic. I was fretful of who the roommate I was meeting is.

We had just arrived to the center of the mall. I found a decent bench and sat on motioning the girls to come sit with me. I could already hear the catcalls and sex references. All directed to Alice and Rose of course.

"How do you stand them?"

"What do you mean Isabella?" Rosalie asked in a mocking tone.

"Bella you must be kidding me?"

"What are you talking dearest Alice?"

"Seriously Bella listen to them."

I sighed and listened to the conversations surrounding me.

"It's the girl from school, in the turquoise, Miss undateable" I looked up to see Tyler, Mike, and Eric all of which I had turned down this year.

"Look at her legs"

"Look at those shorts"

"And her top"

I heard a fake cough trying to cover up the word whore.

"I can still hear you. I'm not deaf." I exclaimed. Everyone backed up a few steps all looking flushed. Rose and Alice held up their hands which I met with high-fives. I then heard cheering and applause coming from a small group. I looked up and met the eyes of Emmett next to him was Jasper. Another person was hidden behind Jasper but before I could put a name with a face I was wrapped into one of Emmett's bear hugs.

"Emmett…That...breathing...thing….we... talked...about"

"Oh sorry" He let go quickly.

"Hello to you to." Rose and Alice said simultaneously. Their boyfriends took them off to the side for their private greetings. I smirked and then realized the whole purpose of our little engagement. I looked up to see …Edward Masen! They are trying…. My own friends…They….agh!

"Alice. Rosalie. Emmett. Jasper. Basta.." Alice scowled at me and Rosalie glared. I let out a frustrated huff of air. "Fine Edward But you got to admit it had a ring to it" I looked to see my friends biting back laughter yet still managing to glare.

"Good day" I strutted out of the mall and called a taxi to take me back to campus. As I waited for the cab I paced back and forth near the exit of the mall. I let my eyes wander until they landed on my furious roommates storming towards me. "Shit" I then noticed my taxi arriving and jumped into the vehicle.

"Where to?"

"Campus of…"

"I know you're one of those college kids."

I then realized my dilemma. I didn't have any money. I had been carrying my phone on my hip in the waistband of my shorts.

"Pay half now."

"That's where we come across an infinitesimal situation."

"Lemme guess you have no money." I just nodded. "Fine you know what I want"

Edward pov

1st She calls me a bastard

2nd She flashes a taxi cab driver just to get away from me I now have a picture of that on my phone.

3rd I have concluded her to be un-dateable

4th I think I, Edward Anthony Masen, am in love.