A/N You guys are amazing! I got home yesterday from a holiday break with my parents and I couldn't have my computer. But when I got home, I had like eleven reviews, so just for you guys I am going to try and make this my longest chapter so far. Wish me luck! Please enjoy!
Megan
EPOV
Hello?" Bella asked answering the phone.
"Hello love," I chuckled at my confused tone. But as soon as I laughed slightly I knew that I was going to regret it.
"Who is this?" she asked and I think that I actually gasped.
"It's your boyfriend," I said my tone was now confused. But then it was quiet on her side of the line, like she was still trying to remember who I was.
"You know Edward," I said again trying to get her to remember. It was still quiet on her side of the line. How could she not remember me?
"Edward….Cullen," I said and then of course Emmett started laughing because for some reason he thought that this was hilarious.
"Oh. Hello Edward," she said.
"Hello. I was just wondering when your family was going to make it to our house?" I asked the annoyance in my voice more pointed toward my brother.
"They should be there in a few minutes," she sighed.
"Okay. Thanks. I better go," I said.
"Okay. Good-bye Edward Cullen," she said hanging up the phone
"Whoa bro if looks could kill," Emmett said once again making no sense to anyone but himself.
"Emmett, just shut up," I growled at him.
He was about to come back with some annoying comment when my phone started ringing. It was Alice.
"Hello?" I asked annoyed.
"Edward?" she asked just making sure that it was me before she started talking a mile a minute.
"Who else?" I asked again annoyed.
"Whoa," she yelled.
"Sorry," I sighed.
"Just listen for a minute," she said, "Please don't be mad at Bella. She was just annoyed that you were laughing at her. Please don't be mad because she is really worried that you are going to be mad at her."
"Alice, breathe. I am not mad a Bella, just annoyed with Emmett," I chuckled when I looked at Emmett's hurt expression.
"Okay, good," she giggled.
"Thank you for calling though," I smiled.
"Not a problem bro. See you at the wedding," she chuckled hanging up the phone before Bella could hear our conversation.
When I got off the phone of course Emmett had moved on to annoying Braden instead of me or Jasper.
"So, Braden you going to call her?" Emmett asked pestering the poor kid.
"Emmett leave him alone," Jasper called from the couch he was sitting on.
"Shut up Jasper," was Emmett's brilliant response.
"Nice come back Emmett," I chuckled.
"Shut up Eddie," he chuckled to himself.
"I think that you should call her," I told Braden now ignoring Emmett who was pouting like a five year old because I didn't get mad at him.
"Okay. I'm going to do it," he sighed running out of the room and grabbing his phone. After a minute of looking for the phone he came back in and sat across from Jasper.
"Hey Serenity, it's Braden." he chuckled obvious nervousness in his voice, "Nothing. Just wanted to talk…"
"No he doesn't kid!" Emmett yelled once again being annoying.
"Emmett shut up!" he yelled pulling the phone away from his mouth, "One second Serenity. Just let me get somewhere far away from this huge monster that I call my brother."
"So?" Emmett asked when Braden came back into the room.
His face looked horrible like he had just been rejected but then he winked at me and Jasper.
"Thanks a lot Emmett," he yelled running up the stairs. This kid was good, Emmett looked shocked.
"What did I do?" he asked.
"I don't know but maybe we should go find out," Jasper said trying to hold back his laughter.
"Okay," Emmett sighed.
"Braden?" Emmett called walking up the stairs, "Braden?"
"What do you want?" he asked angry. Oh, he was really good.
"What happened?" Emmett asked.
"Sorry guys I can't do this anymore," he said looking at us, "She said "Yes" you big dip stick."
"Oh, well you sacred me," Emmett sighed sinking down to the floor.
Ding Dong.
"Let the fun begin," Emmett laughed running down the stairs to answer the door.
After two hours of fun we were finally ready to go back to Bella's house for the actual wedding part of today. Emmett had pulled a prank on Cam that totally back fired. He had decided to dye his hair pink since he was getting married today. So he put it in a shampoo bottle but right as he was doing that Cam walked in behind him and hid. Emmett never realized that Cam was in there, so when Emmett left the bathroom Cam quickly picked up the bottle of hair dye and ran it into Emmett and Rose's bathroom. There was only enough for one person to use so he didn't have to worry about facing a pink haired Rose. Once the bottle was there Cam went back downstairs and Emmett showed him which bathroom to use and then went up to his bathroom to take a shower. Right after Cam got out he gathered us all up and told us what he did. Right as he finished the story we heard an ear piercing shriek coming from the bathroom upstairs. Emmett had realized that his hair was pink.
"In three, two, one," I chuckled.
"AHHHHHHHH!" he screamed running down the stairs.
"Emmett what's wrong?" Cam asked innocently.
"You!" he whispered and pointed at Cam.
"Me what?" he asked innocently.
"You did to me," Emmett growled pointing to his head.
"What in earth are you talking about?" Cam asked trying to stifle the laughter.
"ARGH! Never mind!" Emmett yelled running up the stairs to put his suit on.
"That…was…f…ha…can't…stop…" Cam said trying to calm down.
"Yeah…that…was…hilarious!" Alex laughed.
"I wonder what the girls will say when they see Emmett?" Jasper asked.
"Emmett, you have two seconds before we leave without you!" Jasper yelled up the stairs.
"Okay okay. I'm coming!" he grumbled walking down the stairs at a slow pace even for a human.
When Emmett finally made it down the stairs you could see what his hair looked like. It was all pink but he had washed it so much in the past fifteen minutes that it had started to fade but it was still visible.
"Let's get going," I smiled running out the door before I ended up laughing at Emmett right in front of
him.
"Edward?" Jasper asked when we were in the car.
"What's up Jasper?" I answered.
"I was just wondering if you are mad at Bella?" he asked, must be Bella is still worried that I will be mad at her.
"No, I am not mad at Bella. So you can text your wife and tell her to stop worrying about me," I chuckled.
"That's what I told her but she threatened that… never mind, you don't even want to know what." he shivered so it must have been bad.
"No I do not want to know if you are shivering," I chuckled.
"Oh, get your mind out of the gutter Cullen," Jasper growled.
"What did I do?" Emmett asked finally realizing that we were having conversation.
"Nothing, your dimwit of a brother has his mind in the gutter," Jasper laughed.
"Oh. Now that's something that you don't hear too often. Damn! I can't believe I missed it!" Emmett started pouting again."Let's just go inside," I shook my head at my brother as I got out of the car and walked into the house right behind all of Bella and Angela's siblings.
"Hey guys," I called behind me.
"What's up Edward?" Emmett asked.
"Whatever happened to Braden?" I asked.
"Oh. He was in the back seat with me talking Serenity and laughing at Emmett," Jasper answered.
"Wow, he must have had a lot to concentrate on to be that quiet," Emmett hinted at and I just shook my head as he ran ahead to catch up
"God, will he ever grow up?" I asked mostly to myself.
"Honestly?" Jasper replied.
"Yeah," I nodded.
"No," he chuckled.
"I can hear you talking about me back there and I just want you two to know that I will come after you if you say a damn thing about my hair!" Emmett growled.
"Someone's a little angry that Cam dyed his hair," Jasper said quiet enough that Emmett couldn't hear.
"Cullen's!" Cam called, "We got to get lined up! Hurry up!"
"Coming!" Jasper and I called running right past Emmett who was still muttering unintelligibly to himself.
I walked into the house right behind Jasper but before I could get though the door I was pulled back by the other guys. They were all there, all the "kids" that called Bella mom.
"Now Edward. We have to talk really quick, so listen," Cam said looking over his shoulder.
"If you ever hurt our mom again we will find you and we will kill you," Ryan said.
"I understand. And I have no intentions of ever leaving again, I love her too much," I said my voice fading toward the end.
"Good. I glad that we all agree," Cam said.
"Now hopefully we can all be friends?" Chris the one dating my new "sister" asked.
"That would be good," I smiled.
"Okay. Let's get ready," Alex said walking in the door and right out the back door.
I was standing in my spot, the last guy to go and someone, sounded like Alice, cleared her throat to get our attention. There standing on the stairs were the girls. God, Bella looked beautiful. They walked down the stairs one by one going to stand next to their other, and Bella walked over to me.
"You look beautiful," I whispered in her ear.
"Thanks," she blushed, "You don't look too bad yourself."
"Thank you," I smiled.
"Are you mad a…" she tried to ask but I cut her off.
"I am not mad Bella. I could never be mad at you," I smiled before kissing her.
"Ahem!" someone cleared their throat, "I would like it if you would stop making out mother."
Bella pulled away from me really quickly and stuck her tongue out at her daughter and then kissed me again. When we finally pulled away we saw Serenity and Braden making out also. I could see the evil smile on my sweet Bella's face.
"Ahem!" she cleared her throat, " I would enjoy it if you would stop making out Serenity."
"Thank you mother," she sighed turning back to the front of the house. She then turned to Braden and said something in his ear that I was guessing Bella heard because her face turned bright red.
"Excuse me?!" Bella asked shocked, "You will not!"
"Don't worry mom," Serenity laughed, "I will not be doing that until we have been dating for a least more than a day."
"You guys need to stop talking now," Alice chuckled at the front of the line.
"Whatever," Bella huffed.
"Don't worry love. You can still talk to me," I smiled."Thank you. At least someone still likes me," Bella said louder than needed to make sure that Alice heard her. I just laughed at them.
As we walked down the aisle Emmett was already standing there because he was the stand in priest so that they could get married. When we got closer to him Bella started covering her mouth with her hand that was empty. I had forgotten that none of the girls had seen Emmett's hair. She looked at me hoping that I could tell her what was going on, so I mouthed to her, "I'll tell you later."
"Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to witness the joining of these two men and these two women," Emmett began having to change some words to fit the fact that there were two couples and not one, (A/N I haven't been to a wedding in forever so I am sorry if I miss part of it.) "Do you Camden Robert Dwyer take Natalie Ray Weber to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?"
"I do," Cam answered.
"Alexander Joseph Weber do you take Trinity Lynn Dwyer to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?"
"I do," Alex answered.
"Now, you know what, this is boring!" Emmett growled to himself, "Natalie, Trinity do you want to marry these two or not?"
"I do," Trinity giggled at Emmett.
"I do too," Nat smiled.
"Now exchange rings," Emmett ordered, "Now by the power invested in me by the computer website that I found, I now pronounce you husbands and wives. You may kiss your brides!"
Leave it to Emmett to make this an unforgettable wedding.
A/N Sorry but I couldn't resist. Please review! I will update when I get at least five reviews.
Megan
