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Star Trek, Star Wars, or Buffy

the Vampire Slayer

A/N: Currently un-beta'd

Chapter Four
Star what?

Shortly after returning to their room,Remy was flipping through the channels, trying to find something to watch. It was too late to go back to bed, but he was tired and irritable, so he decided it may be for the best to avoid his equally cranky wife.
Disappointed that neither Buffy or Star Trek were on, Remy decided to settle for the first Star Wars movie. Which is how, when Rogue went to tell him dinner was ready several hours later, he was still in front of the TV.
He had watched five of the six movies, and was currently on the last one. He was glued to the TV, and didn't acknowledge her.

" ...Remy, dinner's ready...Remy." Rogue states.
"uhh." Remy responds.
" Are you coming?"
"...Remy? are you okay?"
" This is the BEST movie series. Ever!" Remy responds.
"...Oookay."
" I need to see how it ends." Remy states, never looking away from the screen.
" Ankin becomes Darth Vader, his wife dies, and his kids are divided up." Rogue replies.
" DON'T SAY THAT! Ankin could still be okay." Remy replies.
"...Remy, this is a prequel. They already told you what would happen." Rogue replies.
Remy throws Kaitie's stuffed rabbit at her, hitting the wall, while screaming " TAKE IT BACK!"
Rogue then frowns, she gets the ' I'm killing Jamie' look on her face, a look she had never given her husband. Unfortunately for him, he was to enthralled in the movie to notice, until she pulled out Mattie's spoon. She smacks him on the back of the head while screaming ." I LIVE IN A FREAKIN' MADHOUSE, FULL OF INSANE SUPER POWERED TEENAGERS! I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH MY HUSBAND GOING BATSHIT CRAZY TOO! TURN OFF THAT DAMN MOVIE AND GET TO DINNER NOW!"
Remy rubs the back of his head, while glaring at his wife. " I'm not hungry right now, there's only ten minutes left. Pleeeeaaaaaassse."
" Oh. My. God." Rogue states, throwing her hands in the air. " I'm married to a four year old! FINE but I ain't saving ya any."

When Rogue brought her children into the room after dinner, for their baths, Remy was thirty minutes into the first movie again. Rogue stared. First at the screen, then at her husband, then back at the screen again.

" You have to be (glances at Kaitie) FUDGING kidding me!" Rogue states.
"...What?" Remy replies, not looking up.
" You aren't re-watching them, you haven't done anything else all day!" Rogue states, glaring at her oblivious husband.
" Didja just say 'fudging' ?" Remy questions. Rogue looks pointedly at Kaitie, and then back at him. He nods in understanding. Kaitie has been blurting out every new word she learned all over the house. Luckily, she had yet to learn anything really bad yet. However, both of her parents were in agreement that they would rather if she hadn't learned the word 'sucks'. Because last week she used it. a lot. over everything. Remy had considered mailing Julien to China for teaching it to her.

" I just wanted to re watch this one... I promise only this one." Remy states.
Rogue shakes her head before taking the kids to bathe them. " Those movies better be off by bedtime." She says over her shoulder.

~o~O~o~

The next morning, Rogue wakes to find Remy's side of the bed not only empty, but untouched. Groaning, she rolls over and looks at their 'sitting area' ( which was a loveseat,bookshelf, and tv). Sure enough he was still up, watching Star Wars. She wasn't even sure which one he was on.
"... Did you even go to bed?"Rogue questions.
He doesn't respond, in fact he doesn't seem to hear her at all. She sits up and picks up Oli, who was beginning to fuss, changes the baby, and feeds him while waiting for a response. Rolling her eyes, Rogue then goes to dress Kaitie.

Around ten, she had had enough. So Rogue used the secret weapon. The one thing he could never resist. It could distract him from even the worst mood. She had seen him abandon important takes, in favor of it. It. Always. Worked.

She escorted Kaitie to the door, nodded at Wanda, and headed in. Rogue approached Remy, who still seemed lost in his own little world, and waited. Because he couldn't avoid the temptation.

" Dadda, 'lay ball?" Kaitie questioned, while holding up an oversized playground ball in front of him. Just like that it was over. Remy turned the TV off, and was on the floor with their daughter before Rogue could blink. Smiling, Rogue walked back out. Wanda gives her a questioning look, and she responds. " Star Wars is history. Playing ball with Kaitie works every time."

Thus ended Remy's latest, and shortest,obsession. Which was good , because they were trying to plan Kaitie's second birthday party. Rogue was pretty sure they should skip the pony this year. They only have five days left until the party. She was beginning to freak out about it.
" Remy... do you think I'm pushing the princess theme to far?" Rogue asks, while unpacking the box of tiaras that had just arrived.
" ...No, Kaitie loves princesses." Remy replies, while attempting to snap together the tiny 'pumpkin carriages' that had also arrived in the box.
" But remember last year when they all made a big deal out of the fairies?" Rogue continues." I don't want Kaitie to grow up remembering everyone freaking out on her birthdays."
" She won't, don't worry. " Remy replies, as he successfully finishes the last carriage table topper. " We'll just tell them to shut up about it. You would think they would let these things go anyway. It's a party for a little girl."

" I guess." Rogue states. " I'm sorry, I don't know why I'm being so emotional about this."
"It's okay. You're just being a good Mama, worrying about your baby's happiness." Remy replies, hugging her.
"...I just don't want them to ever suffer like we did, you know? BUT there's nothing weird about a princess party for a two year old!" Rogue states, going from depressed to angry in the middle of the sentence.
" Exactly! " Remy replies. " Besides, she needs a princess party. She's my little princess, the rest of them need to realize it."
" That's right!" Rogue says, getting excited again. " AND since her father is the prince of thieves, she's a princess anyway! We're just letting them all know her status."
" Yup. Now I'll go see if Logan will help me put together her new castle playhouse." Remy responds. " You get Wade to help blow up the jump house."
Rogue nods, and gathers up her supplies. " I'm going to get Kitty and Jubilee to finish putting the glitter and ribbons on the tiaras for me."
Rogue hasn't reminded anyone yet, but Oli turned three months old today. She was planning on having a special lunch made, but she was also waiting to see if anyone remembered on their own. Remy of course, had made a big deal out of it just a little while ago. He remembered as soon as the Star Wars spell was broken.
Logan remembered as well, walking up to Rogue as she headed towards Kitty and Jubilee. " Hey Stripes. "
" Hey, Logan. Umm, Remy's looking for you. " Rogue replies.
" Okay, I'll find him in a moment. Can I hold him a Minute?" Logan asks, pointing to the baby strapped to her chest in an infant sling.
" Okay." Rogue replies while handing off her son." Hey Little Bit, So Three Whole Months old today, huh?" Logan says to the baby. " Pretty soon you'll be leading Danger room sessions."
" No he won't." Rogue replies. " He's not allowed to train until he's at least thirteen. Kaitie either. I'll teach them control before that."
" I was kidding." Logan states, handing the baby back. " I think you might need to see Hank about these mood swings, Stripes."
Rogue shrugs, and continues over to the women she'd been searching for.
"Hey, could y'all finish these for me, because I have a ton of stuff I need to finish, and I want to get it all done before the day care opens tomorrow, all you have to do is wrap the ribbons around the base and add glitter so that they look like this one, thanks." Rogue states quickly, handing over the supplies, and walking away before they could reply. They stare after her for a moment, but are just glad that she hadn't handed them Kaitie...as she usually does when she talks like that.