Emmett pov
Edward had just told me and Jasper what happened between him and Bella at Starbucks.
"No offence, Dude, but I don't think Emmett is that stupid."
"Jazz has got a point. I mean I … Wait…Hey!"
"See my point."
"Its not that I'm stupid, today was all part of my master plan."
"And what would that be?" I asked.
"My plan is to get screwed without getting screwed. Or stuck for that matter"
"Edward, you do realize Bella is part of my posse. Jasper, Alice, Rosalie, and I love her. She has been nothing but kind to you! She has reasons to ruin your life, and murder you. When your case got to court, you would be the one convicted for all the shit you pulled! God damn it, Edward. She is nothing you have made her out to be! She is not going to be sleeping with you any time soon! She is an honest human being! Haven't you done enough to hurt her? Just give this one up! Sit this one out!" I then stormed out of the room enraged with anger because of his behavior.
Alice pov
It had just been explained to me what had happened at Starbucks this morning. I was going to castrate Edward. I Might as well give him a chance to explain himself before it got out of hand though.
Edward pov
No, we're never gonna quit Ain't nothing wrong with it Just acting like we're animals No, no matter where we go' Cause everybody knows We're just a couple animals
I looked down at my phone. Alice.
So come on baby get in
We're just a couple animals Get in, just get in Ain't nothing wrong with it Check out the trouble we're in We're just a couple animals Get in, just get in
I might as well answer it.
"Hello Alice."
"Hello Dumbass."
"Ouch, I take it you heard about today."
"Yes I did."
"And?"
"Why did you do it? She hoped you would change into a better person. You crushed her."
"So What I was rude? Now the worlds going to end?"
"Never mind. I promised her I would be kind to you. "
"For her sake or mine?"
"That's not important."
"Oh, and what is?"
"To you? I don't know. However to Bella it's her stories. She changed the scene that you read. Instead the girl is actually the "other woman" and the man's wife walked in to see her marriage was one of deception. The wife gets her heart broken. Why don't you take up role-play Edward? You would fit the part."
I then heard a click and knew Alice had hung up.
