DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN THEM :'(

Chapter Nine

"In laws and other troubles"

As they were leaving the weekly staff meeting, Rogue heard yelling coming from the front of the mansion, rolling her eyes, she says to her husband " This better not be about another one of you crazy relatives." as they round the corner.
" No, it's about yours." Remy replies, as they come to a halt at the back of the crowd gathered around Mystique...and Magneto.
" Ah there you are my dear." Magneto states, seeing Rogue. Wanda had already arrived and was glaring daggers at her father.
" We arrived to drop off Kaitlyn's birthday present, and to give you some good news." Mystique adds.
" What, are you moving to europe, or the moon?" Rogue questions, silently wishing they were near the cliffs.
" No darling." Mystique responds,ignoring her daughter's tone. " We wanted to let you, and Wanda, know that Erik and I were married last night."

" NOOOOOOO!" Comes a panicked scream. They all turn and look at Wade. " No YOU HAVE NO IDEA how disturbing this is! Think about the other universes. What's going to happen now? If this happened in world 616 YOU'D BE SLEEPING WITH YOUR STEPFATHER!( pointing at Rogue who made a gagging noise, while Remy hugged her glared) IF THIS HAD BEEN WORLD 295 YOU'D HAVE GIVEN BIRTH TO YOUR STEP-BROTHER! This is JUST WRONG! This is the scariest most disturbing thing I've ever seen! AND THIS IS ME TALKING!"

Everyone stares blankly at Wade for a moment, before Logan leads the man away with the promise of returning a dagger. Suddenly, Pietro appears beside his father. "Yousaidyouneededtospeaktome?"
"...NOOOO!" Rogue screams, " I'm related to HIM!" Pointing at Pietro, before fainting. This in itself scared the other residents. No one had expected Rogue to faint. She hadn't done that since she'd gained control and could bury the voices from her head without help.

" Wait!" Wanda states. " Not only do I have to put up with you, now I have to put up with Mystique as well? That's just stupid!" She stomps out before anyone can respond, Remy carries his wife away as well. Pietro stares in the direction of the two girls who were now both his sisters.
"Ihavetogobeforetheydecidethisismyfault!" Pietro states before disappearing. Magneto sighs " That went about as well as expected." He says to his new wife.
"Yup" Mystique states. " I'm going to go check on the grandchildren before we leave." Magneto nods, and she heads off in the direction the girls had disappeared.

" HEY!" says a voice behind Magneto.
" Yes?" he says turning around and seeing a tall, pale skinned man dressed in black.
" I know you think you were the greatest villain to reform ever but you are wrong! I WAS a far greater villain than you, and I have done far more to reform! I haven't kidnapped or experimented on anyone in five years! FIVE! I'm on the wagon." Mr Sinister states.
" We aren't allowed to discuss what's said in group outside of group,Nathaniel." Magneto replies.
" I DON'T CARE!" Sinister replies. "YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE, I was a far better villain than you to begin with. I. never. was. caught. They were always after you. I never lost one of my servants to the other side. YOU LOST THREE WHO ARE WORKING HERE RIGHT NOW! Stop telling everyone in group you're better than me! My costume's even better. It strikes fear in the hearts of children. You wear a bucket on your head."
" I'M TELLING THE GROUP LEADER ABOUT THIS VIOLATION OF THE RULES!" Magneto screams.
The words 'violation of the rules' drew every member of the Squad back into the room, as the two men go to blows. Magneto punched Sinister in the face, his head snapped back with an audible CRACK!. Sinister in turn punched Magneto in the stomach, who bends over with a groan. Wade pulls out a bag of popcorn from his book bag. At the raised eyebrows he states " I didn't want to miss another one, so I started carrying popcorn in my bag...which I also started carrying" Collective nods are given as they watch the fight continue to the front yard.

Ten minutes later, Rogue and Wanda had decided they had had enough. Rogue was having visions of future holidays, and Wanda was wanting them to just leave. Jean-Luc entered the fray about three minutes before by exclaiming " No one in my family has ever been caught, so we are all better than you" While punching Sinister in the nose.

Rogue calmly walked over to the three men, and turned on the hose, while stating " No! Bad boys!" They sputtered and glared at her as they gathered themselves up of the ground. Mystique then stepped forward, and drug Magneto away, while he continued to fume over the attack.
Mattie came out of the kitchen, holding a spoon ( she had been making lunch for everyone) making Jean-Luc cower and hide behind Sinister. Sinister laughs stating " This is why I am the best. The two of you cower before women!" Mattie takes offence to this,of course and chases Sinister off while screaming in french and waving her spoon.

" Why are they even still here?" Rogue questions before walking into the house without waiting for an answer.
"...Do you think she blames you?" John questions.
"No. She wasn't glaring at me. She blames Logan." Remy replies, as the baby begins to fuss over the monitor on his belt. " Gotta go."