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Being scared of aforementioned horror movies, which prevented me of going into the computer room to write because it has a creepy bay window behind the computer that I never know what's outside cuz its all dark but they can see me and now I just scared myself. Crap.

SO! Enjoy the story. It's random.

I could not believe the awkwardness in the air. I mean, doesn't the god of cool make it so that the level of awkwardness in the air hits a certain point that it can't get any higher?

Obviously not, because I'd say it was about as awkward as it could possibly get right around now.

I mean seriously, who thinks of these things? I bet Aphrodite got pissed one day cuz Ares got bored with her and went for Hera or something and decided to make super-awkwardness a regular part of the natural day.

God, Aphrodite is so emotional! We always to tell her to chill, but she just never appreciates our efforts to make her cooler.

Gosh she's so ungrateful.

SO it was super awkward because Grover and Percy both decided that it was high time that they stopped shooting me evil looks and just went to not talking at all while we trudged along the cobble-stone-y sidewalk.

Mist. Fog. Smog. Frog. Crog. Schist. SHITE!

So as we walked along the street, I tripped. I threw up my arms for Grover (or preferably Percy) but no one caught me!

What in the hell?

Anyway, I fell on the cobblestones and because my knees on the sidewalk. I looked up at Grover and Percy to yell at them for not catching me in my time of troubles, but they had just continued walking on!

I think I just got dissed.

I quickly stood up and ran to catch up with the boys. When I reached them, I grabbed both their arms and spun them around. They glared at me with identically angry expressions.

"Guys, I realize that we don't seem to be getting along because you guys are so childish, but the charade has got to stop. I mean come on; I know both of you have insane crushes on me, but seriously. It's time to put that all behind us. When we get home from the quest to find Chiron, you can fight over me. But for now, we're all just going to have to try to get along and I'm sure we can make this work." With that said, I figured it would set them straight.

I grinned at them, pleased with myself. They stared back at me in disbelief and then turned around and started walking again.

WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE?

I caught up with them again and forced myself in between them.

"Okay, guys! So who do we know who has a crush, I mean grudge on Chiron?" I looked from Grover's to Percy's face to see if they had any ideas.

"Look, Annabeth," Percy said. "I don't like you. I don't like you at all. It would just be easier on everyone if you just shut up for a while, kay?" He faced front again and I was just shell-shocked.

I got over my shock pretty quickly and looked at Grover to see his reaction to this felony! He didn't do or say anything. I felt so betrayed.

So, I slapped Percy square across the face.

"HOW COULD YOU?" I then proceeded to storm away angrily. I think I made my point pretty clear.

I'm not sure what my point actually was, but as far as I was concerned, I definitely made it.

I was going to run away from them. I couldn't take it anymore. So, I walked over to this random street vendor and bought a couple scarves for 50 cents each. I felt like it was a pretty good bargain. I put on one of the scarves and my Ray Bans and felt like a badass. I observed the street from behind my shades, feeling like a secret agent.

I decided that needed to out my iPod on. I whipped out my iTouch quickly and started playing "Impossible" by Shontelle. It made me feel like a secret agent even more. Cuz of 'Mission Impossible'? The movie, anyone? No? Okay.

So I was just observing the street, (Canal Street, in case anyone was wondering) and all of a sudden, I see someone! Someone with curly light brown hair, awesome shades, a dancer's stance and movements, and an amazing voice reached my ears. It was smooth and sexy.

IT WAS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! I nearly had a coronary when I figured out who it was.

I decided I needed to talk to him. So, I walked over to him and took off my scarf. I think it made me look like an imbecile. I do not want to be taken as an imbecile. It does not work that way, my friend.

I walked over to Justin and smiled.

"Hi! Are you Justin Timberlake?" I whispered. In case someone was listening and he got jumped the moment someone realized it was him.

He looked around and finally saw my. I didn't know how he could miss me seeing as I was standing directly in front of him, but he definitely managed it. I vaguely asked myself if I wanted to associate myself with this idiot but then I started singing Sexyback in my head and remembered why I was in love with him.

"Who's asking?" He inquired, smiling a little. I nearly had a heart attack.

"Annabeth," I stuttered.

"Well, Annabeth, do you want an autograph? Something to remember me by?" He smirked.

I thought for a second then an idea hit me. I smiled slowly at him.

"Actually, there is something you can do for me. You see I have these two friends who are being complete buttheads, so if you could just..."

Phew! That took a while to write. Which is pretty pathetic considering it's not even longer than 1000 words.

And yes, this story is veering very far away from its original virtual road. Believe me, my dear readers; I'm just as surprised as you. I did not intend for this story to take this kind of turn, BUT IT DID!

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