Tom, would you be interested in going on a date with me at some point? You see, I'm rather bored with my other dates, and I'd like to spice things up a bit. Maybe kill some Mudbloods... What do you say?

Pansy Parkinson

Miss. Parkinson,

I see you have taken a liking towards my Diary. But I do not date. What is it with you students and this disgusting dating activity, to which you all appear to be so fond of?

Mr Riddle,
why didn't you use a pink heart shaped pillow as a horcrux?
It'd be easier to fade in the background and be unnoticeable

Lavender Brown

Miss. Brown,

I neither own, nor familiarise myself with items of such a colour. Your loosely stated fact is false, as it would not blend in at all.

But ... Pink... it's a beautiful colour!!

Never mind.
Hmm...

What how did you feel when you found out Severus had been against you all the way and you never realised that?

Lavender Brown

Miss. Brown (again?!),

Who is Severus? Who is this person you are speaking of? I do not know what you are talking about as all of my servants are faithful to me.

Tom, why haven't you graced us with your appearance prior to now? And also, if you were to get another tattoo, what would it be of?

Dumbledore's Portrait

Dumbledore,

I needed some light amusement to pass the time before your total destruction.
Your other question is so preposterous, I won't even answer it.

Why don't you open the Chamber of Secrets again?

And what do you think of Half-bloods?

Hagrid

Hagrid,

You have no business knowing about the Chamber of Secrets, I should curse you for this.
As for being a half blood, it is as filthy as being a muggle born.

Dear Mr. Riddle,

I must ask is you have considered learning French. I found that the best way to monopolize the fashion industry is through French. Your thought would also be welcomed.

Pavarti Patil

Miss. Patil,

Fashion is of no interest to me.

Mr. Riddle,

One thing necessary for global conquest is money. Will you disagree with this statement?

Seamus Finnegan

Mr. Finnegan,

I will disagree with this statement, only because it is a phenomenal statement that is untrue. You do not need money for a 'global conquest.'

What I don't understand is how I am Muggle Born when my sister is a Pureblood. Well, actually, now she's a Unicorn. Mr. Riddle, would you know the answer? Am I not my parents' child? Or is my sister adopted? Should I have been born a horse?

Confused-Wizard

Confused-Wizard,

I don't have any knowledge on your family, nor do I wish to.

Great Lord,

when you come to power (ultimate power that is); what will be the first wizarding law that you will change?

Voldemort Fangirl

Voldemort Fangirl (Fangirl? What has the world gotten to?),

I will only change one law. No one will ever have to pay to go to the toilet; it is a basic human right.

Dear Mr. Riddle, Sir Tom, Lord Voldemort, Dark Lord, Master, Weird Face, Ugly Nose,

Why is my sister a pureblood when I am a half-blood????

And why is your nose so ugly!?

Annabel Marie Wilson

Miss. Wilson,

You are yet another who assumes I would wish to know about their family; how amusing.

Mr. Riddle,

I would like to know exactly why you went after Harry Potter and his family instead of Neville Longbottom. I am merely curious. After studying through memories in Dumbledore's pensive I have only come to one conclusion of your decision – guess work. Both Harry and Neville were born in the same month, and roughly at the same time, so why Harry?

Hermione Granger

Miss. Granger (another post? This girl must have many questions),

I was informed of whom to go after from a loyal servant of mine. He overheard the prophecy that was being said to Albus Dumbledore in the Hogshead. He told me everything that I needed to know about to prevent my downfall. Therefore, my decision was precise, not guess work.

Dear Tom,
I am a Dark Lady-in-training, and I was wondering whether you could supply me with any advice? I am trying to aim for the Enslave-The-World conquest.

The-Dark-Lady-In-Training

'The-Dark-Lady-In-Training,'

Yes. I have one piece of advice for you.

Bow down to my power.

My Dear Sir,

You're very, very kind to have taken the time for an open diary entry from someone like myself. Word of mouth has told of your magnificence Nagini. A triumph amongst her species! A mix of constrictor and venom! As a breeder of serpents myself I was wondering if the Heir of Slytherin would grace me with some insider tips for cross breeding magical snakes?

I remain, Sir your
much
Oblige and faithful
member of
Slytherin
Miss M.R

Miss. M.R,

Nagini is the Queen of all serpents, I require no other. Therefore, I do not breed.

YO TOMMY BOY!!

You promised to come back in a haunting form and have a few drinks with me... what's up dude? Other spirits got ya hung up on your shoelaces?

Lee Jordan

Jordan,

Such frivolities hold no interest to me.

Tommyyyyy....

What do you do in your spare time?

Beth Sonnet

Miss. Sonnet
I plot your demise, and also complete the occasional paint-by-numbers.