My Diary had been malfunctioning due to the amount of abysmal and ludicrous questions being asked. I do not take these matters lightly; and anyone who begins this so called 'spam' about my facial features and use of make-up will be punished. You have been warned.

Now that has been made clear to you all you may once again bask in my glory. Even I must admit that I am particularly pleased to be able to converse with the members of Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin House once more. Let the writing begin once again my loyal minions.

Dear Tommy Boy,
Well anyhow, glad to be asking you questions again. I would like to know how did you chose Lord Voldemort to be your name you could have been Lord Rotlemovd or some thing else.
Your favourite,
Padma Patil

Miss Patil,
Why question something that in the end does not matter?

Dear Tom Riddle,
I'm also very pleased that we have the opportunity to ask you questions and interact with you once again. My question is, besides
Avada Kedavra, what is your favourite Unforgivable Curse? And why?
Your most loyal servant,
Susan Bones

Miss Bones,
The Cruciatus Curse. Mainly because it is painful; suffering is always a great addition to any death.

Dear Mr. Riddle,
Do you have a FaceBook and a tumblr? If not, you should get one and stay in touch with your loyal minions.

Blaise Zambini

Do you really think, Mr. Zambini, that I would like to spend my time interacting with Muggles and MudBloods in such a way?

Dear Tom,
If you are so awesome, then why did you get defeated by Harry? Don't pretend you don't know who he is. That's just fake.
From,
Ginny Weasley

Miss Weasley,

I do not ever say I do not know who the boy is. He did not defeat me, I defeated myself.

Dear Tom,

I must ask this - How did you come to be the "head" of the Slytherin Crowd at Hogwarts? I mean, I know through torture and high-grades you garnered respect, but surely your last name "Riddle" was a clear indicator to your Half Blood heritage? Or did you kill anyone or 'obliviate' anyone who found out? OR in fact, did you then blackmail each and every one of them in order to create a pseudo non-voluntary Death Eater group?

Your Sincere Follower,

Millicent Bullstrode

Miss Bullstrode,

Fear breeds popularity, though such things do not matter to me.

Dear Tom,
If you ever fell in love and they hurt you, would you get revenge and make it painful?

Emmy Covington

Miss Covington,

First of all, I would never fall in love, for it is a waste of time. Second of all, yes.

Dear Tom,
If the number 2 pencil is so popular, why is it still 'number' 2? How do you get off a non-stop flight? If love is blind, why is marriage such an eye opener? Do fish get cramps after eating? How can something be new and improved? When standing in line at the bank, fast food, or ticket line, why do people create two feet of imaginary space between themselves and the person being waited on?

- Draco Malfoy

P.S. Does that count as too many questions? If so, please excuse me.

Mr. Malfoy,

The answers to your questions are as follows: 2 is the second darkest shade of graphite in a pencil; why use this method of travel when we have apparition?; Those that marry are fools; No; these questions are getting ridiculous; the space is a social requirement; and, yes. Do not ask me that many questions again or I will kill you.


Ah yes, the replica of Tom Riddle's diary has been...well, fixed; so to speak. I decided that after numerous requests that I'd add two more chapters to this question and answer fic being as well, certain friends asked me too :)
If you have any questions that you would like to ask Tom, please, leave them in the reviews and I'm sure he'd answer them all! Though be warned, he does not take things lightly. Everything you say goes to heart...well, you know what I mean.

Read and Review!
imafeckingstarr xx