Tom, love, yes we are all aware of your hearts' small size being able to make the Grinch jealous, but honestly, did you never even have so much as one schoolyard crush? Maybe a pureblood that shared a similar fascination with taking over the wizarding world? No? Well, if you did, what would she – or he; I'm not here to judge – be like? Thanks for your time. I'm sure you're immensely busy doing whatever it is teenage villains do, y'know, torturing small animals and whatnot.

Yours,
Meg Lacroix

Miss Lacroix,

What is it with you young witches and my love life? Very well, since you asked nicely, I'll tell you a secret.
I had a minor fascination with Caitlin Merrythought; the only girl in Slytherin house whom I could actually stand. But she wasn't as cunning as I was; though she had some talent in the Dark Arts. I killed her moments after graduation, simply for my own amusement. That and I don't like competition, and she was getting deeper into the arts by the minute; deeper than I. I couldn't let that happen now, could I?

How does it feel to know that you defeated yourself? You actually ended up killing YOURSELF; such a failure?

-Narlaa-

Miss -Narlaa-

Defeating myself was indeed, a better way of getting over the fact that I got beat by a two-year-old. Not that Harry Potter brought my ultimate destruction, no, I simply decided to embrace death; thus my succession; not failure.

Dear Tom,

Just out of curiosity, have you ever had sexual intercourse with the one and only Bellatrix Lestrange? I know several people are just as curious as I.

- David.

David,

Such trivialities enlighten me.
In answer to your question: many times on numerous occasions.

Dear Tom,

Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?

Brainless Nitwit

Brainless Nitwit,

I am Team Neville.

Hey Tommy boy

Can I have some Chocolate? Please?

Eleanor Poppy Johnson

Miss Johnson,

No, you cannot. I will not surrender my chocolate, how dare you insinuate this idea.

Tom,

Where's the other pipe bomb?

Jak MingChang Lingard

Mr. Lingard,

Pipe bombs are ghastly muggle things that kill EVERYONE - including wizards; so why in Salazar's name would I divulge and invest in such petty things?

Well at least my head doesn't resemble a breast, 'your lordship.'

Jak MingChang Lingard

Mr. Lingard,

I should curse you for suggesting such a thing.

Hey Tom,

If I were to shout 'surprise' before committing the act, would it hold up in a court on charges of rape?

Shaun Partridge

Mr. Partridge,

It is illuminating to see that you ask such an amusing question. However, I would not know, for I do not bother getting involved with the Law; I am the Law.


Now, my dearest readers, this question I am about to ask is directed to you. Think carefully about your answer.

Has Tom really been answering these questions? Or was it just the author?

I'm proud to say that this is the final chapter of 'Dear Tom.'
As proud as I am, it's really quite sad to be ending it. HOWEVER, I cannot create anymore of this, I have far too many fictions to be thinking about plus several more :)
The question above is from both 'Tom' and myself.

In your opinion, who do you really think wrote the replies to so many questions? Please answer our question (well, it's 'questions' now, isn't it?) honestly. :)

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imafeckingstarr xx