A/N So I think that this was my favorite chapter to write so far. It was so funny although, the next two are also going to be funny. Anyway. I was so happy to see all the reviews and story alerts and favorites. I hope you enjoy this chapter!
Megan
BPOV
"Excuse me?" I asked trying to get Emmett's attention again, "Are you Emmett Swan?'"
"Yeah," he said confused. Oh this was going to be fun.
"Do you remember me?" I asked hoping he wouldn't because that would ruin my whole plan.
"No I'm sorry. Do I know you?" he asked.
"I…I…I can't believe you can't remember the girl that you lost your virginity too," I said trying to act appalled, all while stifling giggles. By this point Rose had started listening and she looked murderous.
"Excuse me?!" Emmett yelled.
"You know what never mind! Because apparently you don't want to know that we now have a kid together," I said.
"What are you talking about?!" he yelled making all the heads in the airport turn toward us.
"Anyway, I met your sister on the plane and she wanted me to give you a message," I smiled evilly.
"Well?" Emmett asked waiting for news about me but still annoyed at me because now Rose was mad at him.
"She told me to tell you that she's appalled that you wouldn't remember her," I smirked hoping for a good reaction.
"What?! Where is she?!" he yelled scanning the airport although he had no idea who he was looking for. Moment of truth, here it goes.
"She's right in front of you, you big oaf!" I giggled.
"AHHHHH!" he screamed, "Bella!"
"Hey Emmy!" I squealed as he picked me up into a bear hug, "Can't breathe."
"Oh sorry," he smiled setting me down.
"It's okay Emmett," I smiled at him and then squealed when I saw that Rose was still standing here.
"OMG! Rose!" I squealed giving her a hug.
"Bells, I've missed you so much! Between him and Alice I've had a headache for seven days straight," she giggled.
"How is everyone?" I asked.
"Everyone's great! They are all at the Cullen's house setting up for the birthday party tonight," Rose smiled.
"It's a good thing I went shopping before I came," I giggled.
"Yeah, otherwise you would've had to go shopping with the shopaholic," Rose chuckled.
"I have an idea, Emmett get over here this involves you too," I smiled.
"Okay!" Emmett yelled.
"So I was thinking…"
APOV
"Edward Anthony Cullen! Get your ass down here and help before I come up there and get you myself," I yelled. Edward's girlfriend Mackenzie had broken up with him after three years a month ago and he took it hard. It broke his heart, he thought they were going to be together forever, so did I. We were all shocked when he came home from their date to the movies a month ago alone. She always came home with him, and he never said anything to us, he just ran upstairs. After she broke his heart he had a short lived player status and then he started dating the slut. If only he could see how bad she really was, she doesn't love him, she only loves his popularity. But of course, she's always a perfect little angel when Edward's around. Maybe Bella can knock a little sense into the boy.
"Okay, okay. I'm coming," Edward sighed in defeat walking down the stairs to help us. Currently Jasper was rearranging furniture and hanging up signs, while I was baking. Mom had wanted to help but I told her that she and dad needed to get away for the weekend. They finally gave in but said that the house better still be in one piece tomorrow when they get home.
"How nice of you to grace us with your presence," I chuckled to myself. Ever since he started dating the slut, as I called her, he doesn't really ever hang out with us anymore.
"Funny!" he muttered.
"Well someone got up on the wrong side of the bed," I chuckled, "Poor Eddie. Did you and Tanya get into a fight?"
"Bite me," he growled.
"Nice comeback Edward," I chuckled trying not to laugh hysterically but that took all my strength.
"If your done laughing me would you please tell me what you want me to do?" I huffed.
"Yeah I'm done," I sighed, "Why don't you go help Jazzy move furniture."
"Whatever," he muttered unintelligible things under his breath.
"Well, you two have fun," I laughed.
BPOV
"Bella, your plan is genius!" Emmett squealed like a girl.
"You really need to stop hanging out with Alice so much, Emmett," Rose teased.
"You know you love it Rosie," Emmett smiled a devious smiled.
"Ewwww…can you at least wait until I am far away from you asshole?" I giggled because he knew I was kidding.
"Isabella Marie Swan, how many times do I have to tell you that swearing is bad!" Emmett scolded me as if I was a little kid. All while trying to keep a straight face, it wasn't working.
"Well, I guess that I am just going to go to hell then," I giggled.
"Isabella!" he said sternly his façade slightly fading.
"I think that we should get a dog Emmy," I suggested, "I think that we should get a bitch."
"Isa…I give…up," he managed to choke out between huge laughs.
"Okay you sailors. I think it's time that we get home," Rose chuckled, "We have to begin phase two of the plan."
"Let's go," I smiled hooking arms with her, leaving Emmett to get my bags. If he wanted to be the older sibling then he gets to carry my damn luggage.
The drive back to the house was filled with chatter about growing up and past boyfriends. We had left Rose's red Ferrari California back at the airport because my silver Porsche Cayenne Turbo S had more room than her car. They asked about my past boyfriends and I had to tell them about him but I didn't tell them the whole story. Only my mom and Phil know the whole story but I am slowly learning that I have to tell Charlie.
"Bella do you have any past boyfriends that I should be concerned about?" Emmett asked in his best older brother/dad voice.
"Umm… there was one guy," I sighed preparing to tell them the story.
"Bell, you don't have to talk about it if you don't want to," Rose assured me.
"No I want to," I sighed, "Okay. His name was James Copper. He was gorgeous and obviously he was a player. I started to like him, against my better judgment, and we had to be partners in my chemistry class so we began to talk. We talked about school, friends, you guys, my family and then he told me that he liked me. There was no way that I could trust a player so I was careful with my words. I told him that I liked him also but I couldn't trust him. He told me that he would change and he was true to his word, so we started dating. As it turns out I was right not to let my guard down when I was with him, all he wanted was sex. I told him no, and he said that he understood but I didn't buy it, I knew that my not wanting to have sex with him made him angry. We stayed together and then my birthday came around and mom threw this huge party, even though I didn't want it. Anyway, everyone was there including my best friend Jessica and my boyfriend James was there too. I was hanging out with our step-brother Connor and some of his friends when I saw Jess and James walk up the stairs. I involuntarily walked up the stairs and opened the door to the spare bedroom. There laying on the bed making out was my best friend and my boyfriend. When he finally noticed me the only thing he said before I slammed the door in his face was, 'Happy Birthday baby. You want to join?' That's the story of my one and only boyfriend who was a complete and total asshole. That's why I was really scared about seeing Edward again because you guys said that he was a player."
"Wow," Rose sighed shocked, "Edward isn't a player that was just a really bad week. I'll let him tell you that story. Now he's just dating the biggest slut ever. Her name is Tanya."
"Yeah wow," Emmett was speechless. That's a first.
We finally arrived home and I got all my bags upstairs. I had bought a few dresses and apparently I had to dress like a slut to make my plan work but it was worth it. The dress that Rose and I chose was a strapless black dress with silver on the bust and at the bottom where it hugged my legs. Rose than began to do my make-up as I did my hair.
"You look hot!" Rose squealed, "Bells, you aren't suppose to look hot you're the baby."
Rose knew how much I hated being the youngest.
"You look pretty hot yourself Rosie!" I giggled as she started to spin around in her strapless red dress.
"Thanks," she giggled.
"Let's get going we have to start phase two of the plan," I smiled evilly.
I can't wait to see what everyone else thinks about me.
A/N Ta-da! All done. I love this chapter. Please review! And if you want to try and guess her plan you can but if you want to know if you are correct just put it in your review. I will update when I get at least five reviews. Thanks!
Megan
P.S. All dresses and cars are shown on my photobucket account.
