A/N Hello again! This was suppose to be a part of the last chapter but I forgot to add it so I am just going to add it as a new chapter. Also I enabled the anonymous reviews for anyone who wants to review but hasn't been able to. This is a really random conversation but I like it. Please enjoy!

Megan

I decided that it was time to start phase two of the plan. Rose had gone home and it was time. Anyway I signed on to IM and thankfully everyone was signed on but some of them had new screen names so I had to find out who they were, even though I was pretty sure that I could figure it out.

Shopping=Life has signed on and created a conversation with you.

PlayerAlert has signed on.

BlondeRose 3 has signed on.

BrotherBear has signed on.

OverprotectiveFool has signed on.

You (BeautifulKlutz3) has signed on

At least Rose and Jasper's names were still the same and some of the other names made sense for who I thought they were for.

BeautifulKlutz3: Hello?

BrotherBear: Bella… hahahahahahaha. You finally changed your name.

BlondeRose3: Bella! You have returned!

Shopping=Life: Bella! Ahhhhhh! My BFF has returned for me!

OverprotectiveFool: Alice please cool down.

Shopping=Life: Sorry Jazzy.

PlayerAlert: Emmett I am not a player! Bella you're back!

BeautifulKlutz3: Hey guys. I'm sorry to disappoint you but my flight was cancelled today so I will not be in until tomorrow.

Shopping=Life: What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You can't still be there! You're suppose to be here with me hanging out and talking about boys. I want to talk about boys. God damn it!

OverprotectiveFool: Alice? Are you okay?

Shopping=Life: Yeah. Sorry guys I had a moment. It happens when I am stressed.

PlayerAlert: Bella, what do you mean that you aren't home.

BeautifulKlutz3: Apparently the weather was too rainy in Forks to land and they overbooked the plane so they upgraded my flight tomorrow but I won't be there for the party tonight L

Shopping=Life: Oh. Don't be sad Bells. I am throwing a Masquerade Ball about half way through summer vacation.

BrotherBear: Woohoo! Party!

OverprotectiveFool: Woohoo!

BrotherBear: Who wants to hear a blonde joke that I just found on the internet?

BeautifulKlutz3: Oh god Em.

OverprotectiveFool: What are we getting ourselves into.

Shopping=Life: What is it Emmett?

PlayerAlert: Yeah Em do tell.

BrotherBear: Please don't get offended Rosie.

BlondeRose3: Don't worry Em I am not one of those stupid bimbos. (A/N No offence to anyone out there who is actually a blonde. I just wanted to say that I am not calling all blondes stupid. I am a blonde also and I don't care about some joke because these jokes are actually quite funny!)

BrotherBear: Okay, so… There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahaha! Do you get it! Blondes…can't…ha.

OverprotectiveFool: That's a pretty good one Em.

BeautifulKlutz3: Hahaha. LMAO!!!! That's high-larious!

Shopping=Life: Hahaha. Can't…breathe.

PlayerAlert: That's a really good one Em. HAHAHAHA!

BlondeRose3: Hahahahahaha! I have one. Okay so… Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out. After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together." The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together." HAHAHAHAHAHA!

OverprotectiveFool: HAHAHAHA! Oh wait, I got one too. Okay so… Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

PlayerAlert: Haha. LMAO! I get it! I want to go next since we are all going to get the chance to tell a blonde joke.

BeautifulKlutz3: Go on Eddie. Tell us your joke.

PlayerAlert: Okay so… A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park. A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asked the blonde what she was doing and she replied, "I'm hanging myself. "Your supposed to put the noose around your neck not your waist." said the onlooker. "I already tried that," replied the blonde "but I couldn't breathe" Hahahaha.

OverprotectiveFool: You guys are killing me.

Shopping=Life: Yeah. I can't breathe. I want to go next. Okay so… There was a blonde that was sick of people making fun of her. So she decided to prove to all people that blondes are not as dumb as what they think they are. She studied all the capitals of the states ALL night long. She didn't even rest one bit. The next day, she spotted a couple a guys sitting down and walked up to them and she said," I bet you I can name all the capitals of the states," and he said, "OK", "What is the capital of California?" She replied, "That's easy "C".

BeautifulKlutz3: That's high-larious.

BrotherBear: Bells your next.

BeautifulKlutz3: Okay, give me a minute to think… okay I'm ready. Okay so… A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says, "That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Shopping=Life: Well then that was a good source of laughter for the day. We have really weird conversations guys.

BeautifulKlutz3: Yeah. I know we do, but that's exactly what I needed, a good laugh. Now as much as I'd love to keep talking I have to go back to my room so I can get some rest tonight. I want to be refreshed when I get to see you tomorrow.

Shopping=Life: Okay. Bye Bella. I wish you could come to the party tonight. I want to see what you look like especially if someone changed your Magnificent with Beautiful.

BeautifulKlutz3: Hahahaha. That's a long story and I wish that I could be there too. I will see you tomorrow though and then you can see for yourself how beautiful I am. Hahahahaha. Just kidding.

OverprotectiveFool: Bye Bells. See you tomorrow.

PlayerAlert: Bye Bella. Hope to see you tomorrow. As long as you still want to see me.

BeautifulKlutz3: As long as you aren't using girls as your own personal toys than I will want to see you Eddie. Bye Eddie. Talk to you tomorrow.

BrotherBear: How come Bella gets to call you Eddie? L

PlayerAlert: IDK. Just because I like her better than you. Sorry Emmett.

BrotherBear: Humph.

Shopping=Life, OverprotectiveFool, and PlayerAlert have signed off.

BeautifulKlutz3: They don't suspect a thing.

BrotherBear: Perfect!

BlondeRose3: Okay then, time for phase three.

A/N Like I said before this was just part of the plan. The ending was just something that came to me because I was bored one day and started reading blonde jokes. Anyway hoped that you enjoyed it. I will update when I get at least five reviews. Thanks!

Megan