Woo, a little bit in Nnoitra's point of view! Just a little bit though, or else my tongue would turn black with all the swearing. Enjoy!

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Chapter 16 (or 15a... w/e)- Children

Hn. Stupid bitch; had me thinkin' I was gonna be a father n' all that shit. Not that I wanted to be one, I fuckin' hate kids. Especially after the whole fuckin' Neliel episode*.

I mean, seriously. I'd just kill it anyway, have you seen the way I treat Adoriana? Or anyone. She doesn't even have to piss me off, I'll just blow up in her face and start beatin' her. Ah well, that's what she's for, right? Stress relief of summit. Plus, she looks fuckin' hot when she's all bleedin' and shit.

Still. What in the name of fuck would I've done if she was pregnant!? Urgh. All I can say is, I was hopin' it was a boy. Cos girls piss me off so fuckin' much, always moanin' and whinin', cryin' at random shit that ain't even sad. If I had a boy, I could always teach him how to fight and how to speak. Heh, I'd just make him a mini-me. Hn… the fuck would this kid look like anyway? Geugh… weird. Long orange hair? Short black hair? Oh I don't know. Don't give a shit anyway, cos there ain't gonna be no fuckin' kid and there never was.

I ain't disappointed, if that's what ya thinkin'. I'm just thinkin' about it, cos I ain't gonna be usin' none of that 'protection' shit they have in the real world so I guess it's still possible.

Shit! I'm so fuckin' horny, and Adoriana's still half out of it! Gah, I gotta do summit about that, right. Now.

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A/N: If you aren't familiar with the whole Nnoitra and Neliel thing, then... I don't know what to suggest. Either read the bleach manga