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"The woman continues to call upon me." Castiel stated heavily as he sat in the back of the Impala, it had been over a fortnight since they had returned from their forced 'honeymoon' and Rachel was still praying to Cas with condolences over his 'dead' brother. Prayers that Cas greeted with what Dean could have sworn was irritation before his eyebrows suddenly raised slightly, the equivalent of a spit take in anyone else.
"What is it Cas?" Dean asked at the expression.
"It appears I will be an uncle. Gabriel, it is imperative that you speak with me." He was soon joined in the back seat by the other angel.
"What is it baby bro? Is this about me baby sitting the samsquatch for a few days so you can get a bit if nookie, because I was kind of busy..." Sam would have glared at him but he was too busy processing Castiel's news.
"Congratulations Gabriel, Rachel believes herself to be with child..."
"I told you faking your death was a bad idea, now what are we going to do about the baby?" Sam said in a condescending tone of voice.
"I am concerned for mother and child, a human mother carrying a child with angelic power could be dangerous. I will assess the situation on a physical front, you discuss the personal matters. I doubt I would be of much use in such a conversation and Rachel is most upset, I should answer her." Castiel vanished. Gabriel just sat there looking gobsmacked.
"I didn't even know angels COULD have children." Dean commented.
"As far as I know this will be the first..." Gabriel responded, his usual banter off, he hadn't even commented on how the things Dean didn't know could fill a library, several in fact, he seemed more to be thinking out loud than really reacting to Dean. "Angels very rarely have sex, aside from me and maybe Castiel if you've gotten past your prudishness." Dean scowled but Gabe wasn't paying attention. "It must have been the effects of the arrow, they're designed to help ensure that the right people are born, so perhaps there's a fertility enhancing aspect..." Gabriel frowned, idly making a lollipop appear and sticking it in his mouth before pulling a face and pulling it out to glare at it. "Lemon?" He scowled changing it to strawberry as he seemed to shake himself a little.
"So..." Sam turned in the passenger seat slightly to focus on Gabriel, speaking in a gentle voice so as not to freak him out more than unexpectedly finding out he could and would be a father. "How do you feel about it? Are you okay?"
"Uh, sure Sammy, I'll be fine. I just... need to think." Sam gritted his teeth slightly at being called Sammy but didn't press the issue just now.
"Physically both Rachel and your daughter are fine, but she seems to be crying again, and I do not think that will be good for the baby..." Castiel commented awkwardly as he reappeared.
"Can you blame her?" Sam asked. "She thinks she's basically alone in the world and will have to deal with a superpowered baby..."
"You should talk with her." Gabe suggested with the barest hint of his usual mischievous look.
"That is a good suggestion, Samuel is good with comforting upset people without resorting to sex." Castiel replied.
"Hey, wait!" Sam and Cas disappeared, Dean let out a short bark of laughter at the look on Sam's face just before Cas grabbed him.
"You know you can't just pawn her off on us all the time, you have to deal with this yourself at some point."
"Don't tell me what I can and can't do, I got into this mess by saving Castiel from the arrow, and he wouldn't have been in danger if he wasn't always traipsing around after you, and then you didn't even so much as snuggle on your honeymoon. My poor brother's crazy about you and you're all hung up on the fact he's got a penis."
"Hey, quit spying on us you pervert." Dean spat with a glare in the rear view mirror.
"Who says I was spying?"
"Well how else would you know what me and Cas were up to?"
"I asked." There was a moment of silence...
"You asked..."
"And Castiel told me the only physical contact the pair of you had was when he rubbed sun cream on you." Gabriel grinned at the look on Dean's face, he needed to talk to Cas about what he should and shouldn't discuss with his brothers... why were they talking about him anyway?
"You've got bigger things to worry about than what me and Cas did with three weeks on a private island, what are you going to tell Rachel?"
"Hmmm, you don't suppose I could pretend to be my own twin brother do you? Or just make her forget all about it and I can just pop up and tell her she's miraculously pregnant, like I did with Mary?"
"I thought Mary was a virgin? You made her forget getting pregnant?"
"Well we couldn't have her remembering what God's cum face looked like." Gabriel said with a wry smirk and Dean couldn't tell if the archangel was joking or not...
