Chapter 22: Waggener Wisdom
Disclaimer: the characters and all recognisable situations belong to Stephenie Meyer- this is a work of fanfiction.
AN: Thanks to furyangoddess for betaing - warning graphic sex - remember children safe sex always
When I get myself together I eye Jake over Bella's shoulder. "He's still here." I point out the obvious.
"Can he stay? Please?" she begs me – damn, two sets of puppy dog eyes. Fuck.
"You always whine about sweating to death with just me," I grizzle but they have won and they know it. Jake is already snuggling down behind her.
I can smell Jake in my bed and on my woman and while it unsettles me, my inner wolf seems to be okay. That shit is weird. Maybe it is because he is the true alpha? Fucked if I know? Maybe my inner wolf knows that a happy Jake makes a happy Bella and a happy Bella makes a really happy Paul? Ah what the fuckever.
"God Paul we didn't use a condom," he panics.
"Well you were a virgin, I'm clean and if I haven't made her pregnant in a year of fucking the way we do, you aren't going to do it with one shot, plus she is on the pill and she is marked." Guess that about covers it.
"Does marking work like that too?"
"Yeah only wolf pups with your mate."
"Hey," Bella grizzles, "Could you not talk over the top of me? I'm right here."
"We know baby, believe me, we know." We both smirk at her. Jake kisses her shoulder.
Damn if I don't feel a twitch in my cock looking at her. Doubt she would be up for another go round though – maybe later. She beams at me but then leaps out of bed to go to the bathroom. Now this is awkward. Jake and I are lying naked facing each other. I roll onto my back.
"I still can't believe you let that happen," he says and he blushes, "But thank you."
"Temporary," I tell him as I reach for the sheet to cover us. It might soak up some of the sweat too.
"I know," he says but then he panics. "Pack mind?" he asks. We are both lying on our backs now.
"Well if you were alpha," I give him a look, "You could keep your own fucking head private, plus if anyone picks a glimpse up from you, they will just think you are having a fantasy about fucking Bella. Me?" I shrug, "No one goes there anymore and if they do, they expect me to have freaky fantasies."
Bella comes back and crawls up between us. She sits for a second and looks at the two of us. "My boys," she says. She kisses me, then Jake and then snuggles down in between us. She has slipped one of my old t shirts on; I love it when she wears my clothes.
I guess I owe her for all those women I fucked before – plus I stole Jake's girl and I still feel guilty about that. Fuck my life.
I fall asleep thinking about it. Thinking? Not something I usually do much of.
We all wake up in a ball of sweat. I tell Jake he will have to scrub himself raw in the shower; ha, payback is a bitch. After showers, Bella cooks breakfast. At breakfast Jake and Bella are so happy. He is leaning against the counter getting whacked with the tongs because he keeps trying to steal the bacon. She has rules about food – no one eats before everything is ready. He should know that, but he keeps playing with her. I sit there and drink my coffee and watch 'em. Yeah they both look happier; fuck me, I hope this works out.
After breakfast Jake heads off with a kiss goodbye from Bella, a nod from me and a spring in his step. She just looks at me after he leaves and shakes her head.
She sits herself down in my lap. "You're a pretty special guy; you know that right?"
"Yeah; they broke the mould, baby."
She thinks for a minute, "He'll have to date to cover up the smell and the attitude change won't he?"
I grin at her, "You always were smart, baby and good with weird."
"This is all part of your cunning plan isn't it Paul?"
I try to look innocent. "What…me?"
She looks at me sideways, "What are you up to?"
"Truthfully? I'm trying to get Jake and Leah together."
"Wow…power couple or what."
"Yeah Sam is still in love with Leah. He will smack down anyone who goes near her. And add in Seth and that girl has no chance of getting laid again, ever. The pack might think of Seth as a big puppy, but he's big and hulking to any potential normal guy. Why do you think she has not been dating? Embry and Quil would jump her if they had the guts but fucking Sam scares them all off."
"Holy Crow, does he realize he does it?"
"I'm not sure, but either way, he needs to let her go and Jake is the only one Sam will defer to." I shrug, "It's a long shot but they both need it."
"No," she corrects me, "All four of them need it."
"Four?"
"You have to count Sam and Emily too. Emily stills feels bad for taking her cousin's fiancée and Sam is still in love with Leah and killing himself for dumping her. Leah and Emily were good friends before all this shit hit the fan."
"Yeah, that works."
"And here was me thinking this was all about keeping me happy." She kisses me.
"Baaaby, I am always about keeping you happy," I tell her.
"Yeah," she beams at me, "Lucky me."
So we make a date with Jake for the next week for a movie night. Should I put fucking inverted commas around that?
Nobody blinks at him staying over night. Billy even made some comment about how glad he was that Jake was getting on better with Bella. I damn near snorted in his face at the thought of how well he 'got on' with Bella.
Hey, maybe I am learning some anti Billy skills too? I actually managed to keep my mouth shut for once without fucking blurting out everything to him.
Now Bella wants to do the threesome thing she has to let me in the back door – yeah – she needs all the preparation she can get; well at least that's what I convinced her. She said she wanted me to do that. Deflower her all over again. So every time we have sex I just ease a couple of fingers into her ass, to get her used to it and relaxed with it. I make sure I use plenty of lube and I finally get that cute butt plug with the tail. And damn it is worth it, she gets so excited, she practically shivers every time I touch her there. Guess she thinks she is being a real dirrty girl now.
She admits that she likes the tail; says it feels cool brushing up against her butt cheeks. Hey I have a tail half the time these days and I think it is pretty cool too.
But first I have to give Jake the tried and true wisdom of Waggener on how to go down on a woman properly. So when he comes over for the movie night, I hand him a beer and spill my years of dedicated research.
The Waggener guide to going down on a woman:
Go down on a woman and do it properly and she will always call you back. Not enough guys do it properly, you know?
First off, start with a clean work bench. Get her in the shower if you are worried about it. Then she knows you are clean too. Nothing worse. You can be subtle and clean her up with a quick bit of heavy foreplay, with soap. Chances are she probably won't even notice that's what you're doing. Leave trimming or shaving discussions to a long term relationship. Same with your hands. Nails trimmed and clean, don't want to slice her with a claw.
Do her first; if you've already come, do you care? Probably not – this is entrée not dessert.
Lube can be your friend but women make their own. It's the best indication that she is turned on, no juice, then you aint doing it right so leave the lube for something else. So dip a finger in occasionally to check.
Her whole body is an erogenous zone; kiss and lick her pretty much anywhere and she will like it, unless she is too ticklish. So start licking her pussy by kissing her ankles and work your way up.
Find her clit and use it; every woman is different; all different shapes and sizes of inner and outer lips. Some clits don't show up until she is half way there; sneaky little fuckers. Be gentle and take it slow; small circles, figures of eight, trap it between two fingers whatever; they all work. But don't go there if she is dry. Don't spit on your hand; some don't like that. Use her self made lube. If you over-do the clit stimulation, it has its own little hood that drops down to protect it. She'll let you know if it is too much.
If she's warmed up you can try sucking on the clit. Again, some don't like it so be gentle until you know what she prefers. But be careful with teeth and NEVER blow into her vagina. That shit is dangerous. You can use your fingers while you are licking her clit. Or your nose; give her an Eskimo kiss, she will never forget.
Find the G spot – I think the easiest way to find it is the other side of her clit; on the inside. Use two fingers and curl them up into a 'come here' shape and believe me you will know when you hit it right.
Use your tongue to fuck her. Stiffen your tongue and stick it deep into her. Wiggle the tip around or move your head and neck back and forth so that your tongue is "fucking" her. Make sure you are in a comfortable position or your whole fucking neck cramps up.
"Okay," I tell him as I gulp down the last of my beer, "guess that covers everything."
"Now all you need is a willing woman," I raise my voice, "Bella!"
"What?" she shouts from the laundry.
"Baby, come here."
Jake is blushing like a fire hydrant.
"In a minute," she shouts back.
She isn't coming. I go to check out what the delay is. I stick my head in the laundry door.
"Hey," I say to her, "Jake needs help with the noble art of pussy eating."
"Fuck Paul, are you serious?" she nearly dropped the bottle of whatever she has in her hand. "Are you alright with this; really?"
I point at her, "Yeah but after the full threesome, he is out of my bed." I frown, "that was the deal." She tried to make a Girl Scout sign or some such shit. "Don't fuck with me, Swan; you were never a girl guide."
She tucks herself into my chest and kisses the bit she can reach. "I love you Paul."
"Yeah, I know." I bend down and kiss the top of her head. "Jake?"
Jake appears in the hallway, he is still blushing. "Oh what movies did we watch?" I ask him, "For the cover story."
"Bourne series?"
"Cool, you okay with that Bella?" she nods. So we head for the bedroom.
We are still a bit awkward with each other, not sure I really want to get fucking comfortable with this situation anyway.
So Jake and I sandwich her between us and go to work undressing her. I keep talking, the sound of my voice relaxes her; she knows I am here and I wont let anyone hurt her.
I sit with my back against the pillows and pull her onto me on the bed. She is lying with her back on my chest and her arms resting on my knees; a Paul armchair. Jake has his face between her knees. He's got that fucking kid at Christmas look on his face again. He leans his cheek against the inside of her knee and inhales; long and slow. She shivers. His hands are running up and down her legs.
I whisper in her ear, "look at him…he is just salivating at the thought of licking you out baby." She shivers again. Jake kisses her knee and gives her this smouldering look. He's a natural, I swear. He is going to be beating off fucking women with a stick soon enough. He starts kissing up one thigh then swaps to the other leg. Bella's breath hitches when he skips the middle part. He does it again, but oh so slowly. I can smell how excited she is.
She is squirming; pushing her hips trying to get him to the right place.
"He knows where he is going baby…he'll get there in his own good time."
She meets his eyes again as he runs his tongue over his top lip. She whimpers, then she jolts, he has slipped a finger inside her. Good boy, he remembers the lesson. Then he brings his face down to her centre and she squirms. Damn that squishes my cock against her back so I shift a bit to try and get comfortable. I reach around to play with her nipples.
Jake is licking away and she starts moaning and pressing herself against his face.
I feel fucking left out after too many minutes of this. "Tell me what he is doing baby; tell me how it feels."
"Oh God," she moans, "his tongue is…oh yes…is circling my…oh that's it… clit and oohhh… his fingers…oh yes…his fingers are pumping in and out of me."
"Curl 'em Jake"
He doesn't answer; I guess he has a fucking mouth full, but he must do it because Bella lets out a long low moan and then she reaches for his head with both hands. She tries to pull him closer; as if he could get any fucking closer? He growls and that pushes her over the edge; her back arches and she shudders. She manages a long "Oh …God…" before her whole body seems to exhale and she collapses back on me.
I hold her and kiss up and down her neck for a second. Jake lifts his head and wipes his hand down his face. I pull Bella by the hips back against my straining cock.
"Come here baby," I tell her. Jake reaches for her and I growl at him. I actually fucking growled at him! He lifted his hands in a surrender gesture and backed off. Don't care if he goes and whacks off in the bathroom, but I am finishing this with my girl.
Bella turns around and straddles me.
"Play nice," she tells me.
"Fuck it, Bella; he has plenty of time with you."
"Paul," she frowns, "You get me every day." She kisses me seductively. "And you'll get me back all to yourself, soon enough." I might have lost whatever the hell else she said because she put her hands on my shoulders and lifted herself onto my cock. Damn that feels good.
"Jake?" she called out softly. Bloody woman has me well under control. He comes back into the room quietly and with his cock still hard. She waves at him and he approaches the bed.
"He won't bite. Will you Paul?"
"Sorry Jake," I mumble. Fuck knows why, I just want to fuck my woman on my own. Serves me right, this was partly my stupid fucking idea anyway. I sigh.
She holds my face and kisses me and grinds herself onto me. Damn...she does this lift and twist move that usually gets my attention. But then she lifts herself off me and sticks her ass in Jake's direction. I whine for a second but she drops her head and takes my whole cock into her mouth and I decide this is not so bad after all.
I shut my eyes and groan so I can't see what Jake is doing but he must have slipped into her because I can feel her body tense up. I slip out of her mouth as she lets out a gasp.
"Don't pull her, Jake, she'll gag. Pull yourself back and forth."
"Got it," he grunts.
Jake is a bit gentler than me. He goes slower and takes his time. Every moan she makes vibrates down my cock; damn that feels good. I hold her head just in case Jake shoves her too hard. I love the feel of her hair; she can rub me all over with that stuff and I would be happy; well maybe not completely happy, but I love the feel of her hair around my groin while she sucks me off. It rubs across my skin like fucking silk.
Jake's hands are rubbing along her spine and she is moaning. She does the tongue swirl around the head thing and gives me a touch of teeth around the top; careful baby. Pity she can't use both her hands but the moaning vibration is almost making up for it. She blows out and sucks back hard, oh yeah, just like that baby.
"Oh yeah…do that…fuck… again." Jake eases off for a second, must realize I am close to popping.
She does and I jet down her throat. She swallows it all; that's my girl. She raises her head and gives me a big smile. Then Jake starts moving again and whatever he did made her fucking eyes cross. She groans and I see his hands slide around the front of her and lock on to the front of her shoulders. Then he just rams her onto him. Her tits bounce with each thrust; her head arches back and she grunts too. The sound of slapping flesh and grunting fills the room. Fuck that is hot. She almost screams and Jake spasms and his own back arches lifting her up a little.
She falls forward onto me with a pussy fart noise and Jake falls back, just as well, he would have fucking crushed us both.
"Hey baby, you didn't pass out this time."
She beams at me. "I think I will just stay here for a minute," she mumbles and snuggles down on my chest. Jake throws himself down next to us. Lucky we don't have a fucking waterbed; we would have both shot off the other side. But the bed has other ideas; it makes an ominous creaking noise and then jolts down onto the floor with a crash. We fall together in a pile of limbs giggling like loons.
"At least it waited until we were finished," sniggered Jake and we all laugh.
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