Hello readers, this is Spirit and Phoenix here. Welcome to our new chapter. On this one, the readers are going to read about Percy's nightmare and the talk between him and Grover. Also, another person is going to appear soon and will possibly be the last one for a while. I will also give you the votes for the numbers of people who voted for the numbers of wives Naruto should be with and who should Aphrodite be with. And the poll for which story should we do next.
Disclaimer: We do not own Naruto or Percy Jackson.
Say Hello to the Poodle
That shocked everybody besides Chaos, Artemis, Hestia and the hunters, that they are in the presentence of three primordials that could kill them all with a flick of the wrist and in the blink of an eye. Now Hera, for the first time in her immortal life, is actually thinking of leaving Zeus. Aphrodite is on the line of leaving Hephaestus or staying with him and the gods were scared half to death and the goddesses are between turned on (because of the power flowing off of Naruto) (Turned on are Hera and Aphrodite) or terrified at knowing there are three PRIMORDIALS IN THE ROOM.
Naruto, Fuu and Yugito were smiling at the reactions. This day is getting more and more interesting for everyone. And it apparently not ending here, as another bright light appeared in front of the room.
When the light, everyone can feel a warm and motherly presence. Even more warm and motherly than Hera's presence. It was a presence the primordials and the gods recognize.
Standing in the room is a goddess with flowing black hair and light blue eyes that is full of warmth. She is wearing a golden dress that goes down to her ankle and golden heels as well. It was someone the immortal beings recognize all too well.
"MOTHER!" The six eldest gods shouted in surprise and happiness. Before anyone can react, the six hugs are giving the goddess a fierce hug, which she return. The demigods jaws dropped. Never before have they seen the eldest gods and goddesses act so childish, especially Zeus and Hades.
"Who is she?" asked Percy, still surprised at how the elder gods acted. "Percy that is the queen of the titans Rhea." said Annabeth in shock. The other demigods are shocked as well.
"Hello my little babies." Rhea gushed. "I'm glad to see you again." When the hug ended, Naruto walked up to them, smiling warmly to Rhea.
"Hello Rhea. It has been some time hasn't it, sister?" Naruto said to Rhea. Rhea smiled back and gave Naruto a hug, surprising everyone once again.
There was a very loud silence in the chambers as the demigods, gods, and goddesses digest the statement. Finally, the silence was broken by Hermes, who said. "This week is full of surprises." That is something most of the people in the chambers can agree to.
"Mother?" Zeus asked quietly, starting to loathe Naruto more and more. "Why did he just say that?" Rhea frown, noticing his reaction.
"Cause we are really close Zeus. Like a brother and a sister." Rhea stated simply. Zeus bit back a growl. First he took away his sister and daughter, and now his mother is calling him a brother? Naruto noticed Zeus's reaction and rolled his eyes. That god is a drama queen, that's for sure.
"Now as you see Chaos has left and he is letting me deal with you all if you do something stupid. So do you really want to take on the king of pranks?" asked Naruto. That statement got Hermes tensed up and scowling at him.
"Who said you are the king of pranks?" Hermes asked in a dark tone. Naruto smirked at him, the same smirk a prankster holds.
"Oh Hermes the throne for that title was taken years before you were even born and the one who holds it is me." Naruto said. Hermes growled and glare at Naruto with ferocity in his eyes.
"Prove it." said Hermes. The next thing people hear is Maia in Hermes voice and Hermes shot out of his throne slamming into the wall. Everyone was shock that someone said Maia in Hermes voice and they looked around for the one who said it.
"Over here." said the one who stole Hermes voice. They look towards to where the voice is at and they found out that Naruto said it, shocking them. Naruto only gave an innocent look to the shock ones.
"What? I can change my voice to who ever i want." said Naruto when he saw the shocked looks from everyone but Fuu, Yugito, Artemis, Hestia, Rhea, and the hunters, who are laughing at Hermes. Hermes groaned, feeling a migraine coming from hitting the wall. When he managed to get up and when the migraine was gone, he looked at Naruto in shock.
"But how?" Hermes asked in shock. "My shoes should've recognize that the voice was fake." Naruto merely smiled and tapped his nose.
"That is for me to know and for you to wonder about. But we now know who the king of pranks is." Naruto replied. He summoned another seat and then made two shadow clones. One for Fuu and one for Yugito. "So who is going to read now?"
Rhea volunteered to do it and Naruto handed the book to her. Everyone got back to their regular seats, after getting out of there shock. Fuu and Yugito are cuddling with their individual clone while Artemis and Hestia is on the lap of the original. When everyone was in there seats there was some movement in Naruto's jacket pocket. Naruto reached in a pulled out two kits and Artemis and Hestia screamed out "KARUMA" "BLAZE", with big happy smiles and stars in their eyes. They took the kits and cuddled with them (shocking the group once again), after that Rhea started reading.
"Chapter 12: We Get From a Poodle…" When Rhea read that, everyone concluded that Percy's title will get weirder and weirder every chapter.
(We were...that night.)
"Like any demigod would be." Percy said. "Fighting furies, seeing our supplies explodes, and facing a snake hair monster that turns people into stones with a look of an eye tends to make you miserable." None of the demigods laugh at that, especially with the tone that he is using. Sounds like the book is slowly getting to him.
(We camped...fast-food wrappers.)
Fuu growled at that. She really hates when mortals litter on nature. She's the primordial of the forest, so it's basically her home. And they litter on her home. Naruto rubs her arm, silently telling her to calm down. She did and snuggled up to Naruto. Only the lord of the demons, along with her closest friends, can calm her down.
Demeter is mad as this as well, along with Grover, Juniper, Artemis and her hunters. Mortals are such careless people these days.
(We'd taken...anything else.)
"We already had enough bad luck as it was." Grover said, with many agreeing. The first monsters on your first quest being all three furies and Medusa really is bad luck.
(We decided...the ground.)
"I don't snore!" Annabeth exclaimed in denial. Percy, Thalia, and Grover smirked, clearly disagreeing.
"Yeah, you do Wise Girl." Percy said to Annabeth. "But don't worry, I think your snoring is cute." Annabeth blush in embarrassment while everyone else laugh or coo at the cuteness. Well, except for Reyna and Rachel, who are sending jealous looks at her, and Athena, who is glaring at Percy.
(Grover fluttered...stupid quest?")
"No, the quest scared the crap out of me." Grover stated, causing some laughter from the others.
("No. This...a satyr.")
"I agree with you on that Grover." Yugito said, with Fuu also agreeing. "Being the primordial of the clouds, it effects my realm as well." Demeter, Artemis, the hunters, and Juniper also agreed with Grover.
("Oh, yeah...a human.)
The 'humans' glared at him for that, making him shift around in guilt. Okay, he shouldn't had trashed talked human like that, but he was a little upset about Percy's statement.
(At the...cooking spray?")
Almost everyone either face faulted or laugh at that statement. Percy, meanwhile, is blushing in embarrassment.
("Pan!" he...license for?")
"Um, Grover?" Rachel said to the Satyr. "Did you forget that Percy didn't learn that much greek history?" Grover scratch his head sheepishly at that. Zeus, meanwhile, roll his eyes.
"Why did you call him a great god, Satyr?" Zeus said carelessly. "You forget that he is a minor god." Many of the demigods facepalmed. It's no wonder many of the minor gods rebelled. Rhea goes over and smacks Zeus over the head, causing an "Ow!" to come out of his mouth.
"That is enough Zeus. You might might be king but a king must also respect the people under your rule Zeus." Rhea scolded Zeus who pouted like a little kid with the others laughing at him.
(A strange...these woods.)
"That's how you know my son is still alive." Hermes said, with sadness in his eyes. Apollo patted him on the shoulder, silently comforting him.
(Suddenly I...making fun.)
"Why did you think I would make fun of you?" Percy asked, sounding hurt. Grover look away, feeling a little guilt for thinking Percy would do something like that on purpose.
"Sorry Percy." Grover apologized to Percy. "Most demigods usually make fun of Satyr for searching for Pan, since a lot of us failed in doing so." Naruto suddenly perked up and look at Grover.
"Wait Pan? I like him he was a good friend." said Naruto then he looked at grover "How is he?" Grover looked down "Oh."
"Oh? What do you mean, oh?" Hermes said in panic. The demigods only said, "You'll find out in the books.", the usual statement when there is a spoiler.
("The god...back there-")
Grover clench fist a little, still sadden by the lost of his uncle. And his father as well. Juniper grab his hand and softly rubbed in, silently comforting him. Grover smile in thanks, which she returned.
("Oh, right...return alive.")
"And I'm glad you did." Juniper told Grover, kissing him on the cheek. Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and Nico agreed with that statement as well.
("Hang on...find Pan?")
Jason snorted and sneered. "Some faith he has."
"He was just in shock." Grover defended Percy, glaring at Jason. "Anyone would be at my statement." Jason scowl. He had to admit, that's true. He's trying to find a reason to hate Percy, but he is being depicted at this perfect demigod many times.
(I stared...a god?")
"None." Zeus stated, sneering at the boy. Once again, Rhea smacked Zeus on the back of his head.
("I don't...figured out.")
"How dare you seaspawn?" Athena yelled in defense for her daughter. "You should be lucky my daughter i-"
"Mother, enough." Annabeth said, exasperated. "I treated him like crap even before I knew he was a son of Poseidon. I was also prideful to the point of arrogance. I deserve that ire." Athena scowl, not liking that her daughter isn't the least bit angry at Percy's remark.
("Don't be...voice faltered.)
Annabeth and Thalia gave Grover a hard glare. "You're not still guilty about that, are you? Cause me and Annabeth already forgave you." Grover shook his head at that.
("What do...for what?")
"Something he shouldn't be forgiven for." Zeus grumbled, glaring at the Satyr. Grover shrink at the glare Zeus is giving. Naruto start to defend him, however.
"Um, may I mention that it was your fault that Thalia ended up like that." Naruto told Zeus, causing his glare to be cast on him. Naruto ignored easily, however. "The reason Hades gone after her in the first place is because you killed one of his lovers and try to kill his kids, force him in an oath after World War II, and then broke the oath you forced him in. And when Thalia was fighting for his life, you didn't even try to help her before she was dying. So it's your fault, not Grover."
Zeus turn red and then purple in anger. He was about to attempt to blast Naruto out of his throne, along with the other Narutos, but he saw his mother giving her scary look. So he stayed at his seat, not willing to face the wrath of his mother.
("Wait a...went wrong-")
"You're making the connection." Reyna said, a bit impressed. Percy may not show it, but he can be smart when he wants to be.
("I can't...could've been.")
"That wasn't aggressive?" The two Stolls said in disbelief, along with Leo. "They seem plenty aggressive to us."
("They seemed...to me.")
"See? Percy agrees with us." Leo said, but Percy shook his head.
"In the past? Yes, my past self would agree with you guys." Percy said. "But I fought the furies more than twice after my sixteenth birthday and saw how aggressive they can really be." Percy shiver at that memory. Alecto was really mad that day. His mom fussed about all the injuries he received for almost a week.
(Grover shook...it? Where?')
"Yeah, they were talking about Percy weren't they?" Leo asked in confusion. Piper merely shook her head and didn't answer his question. The more smarter people of the large group picked up on what Grover said though.
("Asking about...an object.")
Hades narrow his eyes, quickly making the connection. He don't care for Zeus's pathetic bolt, so the only thing that he would send his furies out for is…
His eyes widen a quick second before going back to his emotionless state. Someone took his helm in this book! He clenched his fist in anger, but his face was still the same. Whoever took his helm is going to pay dearly. He knew it wasn't Perseus, since the boy didn't even know that greek myths were real by the time his helm was stolen. And also the fact that everyone is reading from his point of view. So who was it?
("I know...my mother.")
'Do not kill. Do not kill.' Zeus mentally chanted in his head. His bolt is the most prize possession, how can nobody care about his master bolt? Hera, on the other hand, starting to like Percy more and more.
Sally smiled at her son. She like the fact that her son would go to the underworld for her, but is concern about him putting himself in danger.
"Can you try not to put yourself endanger?" Sally said the baby Percy. The baby smile and made babbling noises at his mother.
(Grover blew...about him.")
Poseidon flinch at that, remembering the fact that he stopped visiting him when he turned five or six. He don't really blame his son for thinking that, but it still hurt to hear stuff like that, even though his son said that he doesn't think like that anymore.
(Grover gazed...as Annabeth,)
"I don't think anyone would be as smart as Annabeth." Percy said, with the greek campers agreeing with Percy, causing her puff her chest out proudly. Yep, despite being humbled down, she still is a daughter of Athena. Intelligent and prideful.
(I'm not...as you.)
"Did you forget that he wanted to run away from Medusa?" Octavian said with a sneered. He stopped sneering and cowered under the glares of his crushes, girlfriend, and sister figures.
"Did YOU forget that he also didn't hesitate to save his friends, faced a minotaur head on, and despite his fear, continue on this quest." Hazel said to Octavian. "And Percy is a lot braver than you will ever be." Everyone who know Percy well nodded in agreement.
(But I'm...he thinks.")
"That was a lie, especially to myself." Percy admitted to the others. "I did care what he thought. I just thought that he didn't care at all, no matter how hard I try." Poseidon flinched and the gods and goddesses that have kids couldn't help, but glance at them. Do they all feel like that?
Naruto mentally smile. It look like the gods and goddesses are slowly seeing on what they are doing, without anybody having to tell them.
(Grover pulled...way West.")
Almost everyone is staring at Percy in disbelief. Nothing worth bragging about? Did he actually said that? Did he forget the monsters he killed and the things he did at camp?
The hunters are the ones who felt the most disbelief. This boy defeated the minotaur, three furies, did a sword trick that takes years to master, fought five Ares kids, killed Medusa, all of these accomplishments with little to no training, and he said that he had nothing to brag about?
Slowly, a small smile grace upon Zoe's lip. Maybe this boy is not like the all the others. And he's certainly not anything like Hercules.
Percy began to squirm under the stares he's getting. Did he do something wrong?
(Grover looked...was asleep.)
"That's probably the only song he could play." Will said, getting the others to laugh and Grover to grumble a little.
"Don't worry Grover." Juniper whispered to her boyfriend, kissing his cheek. "I think you're doing better." Grover blush, but smile at his girlfriend.
(In my...the dead.)
Everyone is tense now, suddenly noticing the dark part of the chapter. Even the baby is whimpering, noticing the morose feeling in the room.
"Tartarus…" Naruto whispered, feeling a little tense as well. Everyone is wondering what kind of dream is Percy having now.
(They tugged...me dizzy.)
Percy suddenly felt dizzy as well. He see the room spinning, just like he did he in his dream. Even in his dream? Really fates?
(The pit...and evil.)
"Oh styx." Apollo whispered, very pale. "Is that-"
"No!" Zeus shouted out, not wanting Apollo to finish that sentence. "We will not discuss! We don't have enough proof that it was him!" The gods and demigods roll their eyes at Zeus's denial.
"Brother, there is no use denying it." Poseidon said tiredly. "We all know that it's-"
"I say we will not discuss it further!" Zeus shouted again, gritting his teeth. All the demigods wanted to facepalm. How long will Zeus be in denial? Naruto, Fuu, Yugito, and Rhea are thinking the same thing as well.
(The little...will do.)
"He isn't weak!" All of Percy's friends exclaimed, glaring at the book. Percy is going to beat that Titan's butt.
(The voice...of lead.)
"More proof that it's him." Hades whispered, not wanting to hear Zeus being in denial once again. He already knows that it's Kronos.
(They have...pleading: Go!)
"Son of a bitch!" Thalia growled out lowly. "Using his desire to save his mother to try to influence him." The others is as angry as her. Kronos is an manipulative son of a bitch.
(I tried...treacherous gods!)
"I would help as soon as Ares use table manners." Percy growled out quietly, so the gods wouldn't hear it. The others laugh at that and they all knew Percy isn't going to help Kronos anytime soon since Ares probably doesn't even know what table manners is.
(The spirits...itself out.)
Most of the gods already came to the conclusion that it was Kronos. Zeus is shaking his head, in denial. It's no way it is Kronos. It's not possible.
Rhea sigh, wondering why she was in love in that psychopath. That only good that came from that marriage was that she got her children from it.
(Good, it...zombie lives.")
"Nico in the story?" Thalia asked innocently, after all the tension was gone. Percy stopped whimpering and was back into it's happy little self.
Nico merely stick out his tongue at Thalia, which she return. The others merely laugh at the two. They all know that the two have feelings for each other.
(I was...stuffed animal.)
Everyone covered their ear when Aphrodite let out a loud squeal. After they got their hearing back, they turn Aphrodite, who has stars in her eyes.
"A pink poodle!" Aphrodite gushed, spinning around her throne. The little kitsunes covered their ears as well, being the most sensitive out of everyone. "Oh, how I love pink poodles!" All the gods groaned, they are tired of Aphrodite's obsession over pink. All of the demigods shuddered at the thought of pink, especially Piper, who is forced to live in a bright pink cabin.
"You might be excited about them, but I'm not." Yugito muttered, glaring at the book for mentioning a dog. "I hate dogs. Always have, always will." Being the primordial of cats and her former tenant being a demon cat, Naruto and Fuu can understand why she hates dogs.
(No. It...pink poodle.)
"Which makes it even worse!" Yugito hissed out, claws growing on her fingers. Naruto rub her on her arm, getting her to come down. She purred and snuggle herself more into the clone.
(The poodle...that thing?")
"I agree with the Son of Poseidon." Yugito said, immediately agreeing with the boy. Not only because it's a dog, but because it's pink. She already saw enough pink from Sakura in the past, so don't want to see anymore.
(The poodle...deadly serious.)
"The day Annabeth's jokes is the day we stopped pranking." Connor said. He dodge a pillow thrown by Annabeth.
("I'm not...the poodle.)
Everyone laugh at that part while some of the guys said "Whipped!".
(Grover explained… "Silly me.")
Everyone laugh once again. You can always expect Percy to give a sarcastic remark.
("So we...Los Angeles. Simple.")
"Did you have to say it in a strategic way?" Chris asked, looking at Annabeth.
"It's was my way of coping with the quest." Annabeth said in defense.
(I thought...the West.)
Once again, everyone shiver at that. Most of them knew that was Kronos while a few are either dumb or in denial.
(She pointed...at noon.")
"I'm done." Rhea said. That was the shortest chapter they've ever had. "So who's next?"
"I will mother." Zeus said. Rhea smile at her son and handed him the book. Zeus open the book and began to read. "Chapter 13: I Plunge to My Death…"
And done. Also want to tell you a few more things. If the majority is more than six, then only ten will appear in the story. Also, if Aphrodite gets Naruto, Hephaestus will be with Tenten since they both love weapon. Phoenix felt like we should tell everyone that so they can think about their vote and I agreed. Remember to vote for who should Aphrodite be with and how many wives Naruto should have, six or more. Review, follow, and favorite, and we will see you later.