Chapter 4

Twinkle: Okay, so chapter 3 and 4 are kinda back to back so yeah. Review!

Disclaimer

Twinkle: Okay, I-

Naruto: (runs into the studio) Twinkle, twinkle! Help me! Orochimaru's trying to molest and rape me!

Twinkle: Fine

Orochimaru: Give me back my Naruto-kun.

Twinkle: (goes demon) READ THE DISCLAIMER OR YOU SHALL MEET MY WRATH!(goes back to normal)

Orochimaru: meep -looks at the crowd- Twinkle Uzuki the 10 tailed host dosen't own Naruto or any of the characters.

Twinkle: Except you.

Orochimaru: But-

Twinkle: (goes demon) SAY IT!

Orochimaru: E-except me. Bye! (runs out studio)

Twinkle: Hmmm... Guess I scared him shitless. (dosen't know that she scared him to the point he was straight) oh well.

Recap

Deidara's P.O.V.

Oh no. Oh HELL no! He did not just smack her. 'Let's kick his ass!' Inner Deidara yelled. Suki pulled on her ear. Her blue-green eyes went wide and filled with tears. "Stop pulling on my ear! You know that hurts!" she yelled. "That's the point you stupid demon! Everyone excepted you but all the other host had to suffer!" Suki yelled. "Why would you care? Your not a host! It's not my fault they excepted me and not them!" Twinkle yelled back. Suki started to choke Twinkle. She blacked out and that's when Gaara and Naruto attacked.

Normal P.O.V.

Deidara is currently in Twinkle's hostpital room waiting for her to wake up. When he hears her shift on the bed he smiled. "Your okay." he said gently. "Who else is here?" Twinkle asked wiping the sleep out of her eyes.

"Nobody."

"Oh." Twinkle sits up in the bed. Deidara got red in the face. She cocked an eyebrow. "You okay?" she asked. He pointed to her and she realized what it was. She didn't have a shirt on. (A/N: She had her bra on for all you perverts out there!) Most girls as you know would throw a fit if a stranger had seen them in nothing but a bra. But she was a tomboy. She. Didn't. Give. A. Fuck. "Oh, that's it?" she asked disbelieving. He stop blushing. "You don't care?"

"Nope."

There was an odd silence. Deidara broke it. "I have something I want to tell you." he said. "Sure."

"I like you."

She looked at him for a while. Then she smirked and punched in the arm lightly. Or so she thought. "Ow."

"Oh c'mon. Drop the act. I don't think you would like me. I'm really bipolar." she said. Then the devil came in the room, crushing the good mood. "What is he doing in here?" Suki asked glaring at Deidara. "He was in here cuz he can be." she said annoyed.

"You don't even have a shirt on."

"And? Who's caring?"

"I am!"

"Why?"

"Because I'm your boyfriend."

"Not anymore."

"Huh?"

"Hmph. Puh-lease. After what happened? Besides, somebody already has your spot."

"Who?"

"Dei."

"What?" both boys said in unison.

"I said Dei's my new boyfriend."

"You like that blondie. You know all blonde's are stupid." At this comment, Twinkle's eye twitched. 'Is he asking for an early grave?' "I AM blonde." she said through clenched teeth. "Oh yeah." Suki said dumbfounded.

"What time is it?" Twinkle asked looking for a clock. "1:00 a.m." Deidara said. "Well, I'm going to sleep. Suki, get out."

Deidara P.O.V.

It's 3 a.m. and I'm still awake. "Ugh, this chair is so uncomfortable. Un." I looked over to Twinkle who was lightly snoring laid on her back with her hands behind her head. 'The bed is big enough for two people, but I can't just get in the bed with her like I'm her boyfriend. Wait, I am her boyfriend. Well, I'll do it anyways.' I got up and tried my best not to wake up Twinkle. I slipped into bed and fell fast to sleep.

Normal P.O.V.

It's now 4:30 and Twinkle and Deidara are sleep. Twinkle wakes up feeling thirsty. "Dei?" she said sleepily. Deidara didn't wake up so she tryied again. More loud. "Dei?"

"Huh?" he said waking up.

"I'm thirsty. Can you get some water?"

"Sure." He tried to get up but something was wrapped around his waist.

"Oh sorry." Twinkle said letting go.

"It's okay." he said blushing.

It's the next morning. Twinkle's still sleep but Deidara was letting the rest of the high schooler akatsuki members in. "Hi Deidara-sempai!" Tobi yelled before get slapped. "Shut up Tobi. You'll wake Twinkle, hn." Deidara said. They all look at Twinkle. "Oh."

"Where did you sleep?" Sasori said looking around the room. "With her." Everyone gasped. "She let you?" Itachi asked disbelieving.

"Well, I was in the chair but I got uncomforatable so I got in bed with her in the middle of the night. So around four she woke up and asked me to get her something to drink but when I tried to get out of bed, her arms were wrapped around me so you can say that." Deidara said all in one breath. Everyone's jaws dropped to the ground. "Whoa, you go Deidara." Kisame said.

"She even gave me a nickname. It was-"

"Dei?" Twinkle said waking up. He turned towards her. "Hmm?"

"I'm going to go get breakfast. You guys want anything?" she asked stretching. Everyone looked at each other, then in unison said, "Doughnuts!"

Twinkle laughed. She got out of bed and put her shirt on though she didn't button it. The other 4 boys stared, blushed, and had a nosebleed. "Hey! She's my girlfriend, hm!" Deidara yelled.

Twinkle sighed. "Drool all you want. I honestly don't care." she said before leaving the room. "Man, your girl is so laid back." Kisame said jealously.

"So what happened between her and Suki?" Itachi said changing the topic slightly. "He came in here and started ordering her around so she said that they're through."

Twinkle walked through the hallways of the hospital looking for the place they kept the food. One of the doctors saw her with her shirt unbuttoned and had a frenzy of perverted thoughts. He heard the conversation between her and Suki. But he had left before Twinkle got with Deidara so he still thinks that she's single. He had his eye on her when they walked in last night. He snapped out of his thoughts when someone shouted "Hey."

"Huh?" he said.

"Where's the breakfast place?" Twinkle asked coolly. This gave him an idea. "Right this way." he said. She walked down the path but stopped when she realized it was a dead end. She rolled her eyes. "Alright." she said turning around eyes closed. "Where's the breaky pl-" Before she could finished, the doctor smashed his lips on hers. He attempted to slip his tongue in her mouth by licking her bottom lip but-

"GET THE FUCK OFF ME!" Twinkle screamed before kicked the man hard in the balls. He flew out of the hallway and landed in the lobby. Everyone there looked at the man holding his balls on the floor. They felt a killing intent in on the room and looked to see Twinkle come out the passage with a dark aura around her. She picked the man up by the collar. "WHAT THE HELL WHERE YOU TRYING TO PULL BACK THERE!" she screamed wiggling him back and forth. "I am 16 years old and your, what, 47? Another thing is that i'm NOT single! Even IF I WAS, I wouldn't date you like some desperate whore if you were the last man on EARTH!"

She grabbed his neck and crushed it. Blood splattered everywhere. Everyone in the room was horrified. She threw his limp body and it hit a door. The door lead to the breakfast room. (A/N: What a weirdy :3) "Hey! That's I've been looking for." Twinkle said. (A/N: So bipolar)

Twinkle returned to her hospital room. She covered in blood and red and grape jelly.

(Flashback)

Twinkle was picking up dounuts and putting them on a platter. "Hey!" some random guy said. Him and his buddy snickered. "Are you sure I should do this?" he whispered his freind. "Yeah. She dosen't look like a ninja." he whispered back. "What?" Twinkled asked, still pissed. "I don't you should be eating that many dounuts. You'll get fatter!" he said barely able to hold his laughs. 'Guess this guy wasen't in the lobby.' Twinkle thought. Her eyebrow twitched. The two turned around to leave when the guy's (who told the joke) freind got hit so hard in the back of the head with a dounut that he fell flat on his face. "I have you know..." Twinkle looked at him, her eyes black and red. "...That I am a ninja." she finished. "How did you hear me?" he asked, ready to piss his pants. She smirked, fangs showing. That's all it took for the dude to piss his pants. She moved her hair to show her cat ears. "I'm a neko." That's it. The dude shit his pants. He did anything possible to come out your ass. Before he could move, she took a jelly filled dounut and threw it at his face.

He fell into a table. After he gather himself, he took the chance to hide behind the fallen table. It was a war zone. Twinkle summoned Jinjuubi and it was on. He threw cookie and she threw a danish.

About 5 minutes, the dude had to be taken to a hospital room. He had a black eye, two broken ribs, and a spraned ankle. All from a food fight.

(Flashback Ended)

Twinkle sheded all her clothed except her panties. (The were the only thing covered up. She climbed into bed and read the note that was there.

*Dear Twinkle,

Me and the guys went to the store. We'll be back

soon.

Love,

Deidara*

Twinkle shrugged, got under the covers, and drifted off to sleep.

Deidara and the others came into the room to see Twinkle's blood and jelly splattered clothes on the floor. Her bra was there too. Deidara sighed. 'I wonder what happened?'

Twinkle: LOL! That was funny. That doctor deserved what he got. How dare he hit on me!

Deidara: How did me and the others get to the store and back without seeing what happened?

Twinkle: Your ninja. You just teleported there and back.

Itachi: Oh. WELL -turns to the crowd- Review people. Mostly all my fans. I'll go chibi mode or strip if you do. (puppy dog eyes)

Twinkle: (smacks her forehead) I know I said take it to the extreme, but I didn't mean that far.

Deidara: Gross!

Twinkle: Well if it gets more reviewers and viewers, be my guest. Let me just occupie myself. ) -looks at Deidara evily-

Deidara and Me: (start making out)

Itachi: Ew! Get a room.

Twinkle: This is my room. My studio.

Itachi:Oh

Twinkle: -goes back to making out with Deidara-

Itachi: Well, bye.