Chapter 5

Twinkle:Okay here's Chapter 5.

Warnings: Rated M for: Ass-kickings, shower make-out session, and other things.

Disclaimer

Twinkle: Well, the last chappie went good.

Zabuza & Haku: (come in the studio)

Haku: Hi. Are you Twinkle?

Twinkle: Yep.

Zabuza: We want to be in the story.

Twinkle: How would chapter 40 do for you guys? I've already wrote up to there.

Zabuza: That's a long time.

Twinkle: Well, its better than not at all.

Haku & Zabuza: -leaves-

Twinkle: *Sigh* I don't own Naruto in any wa-

Sasuke: Twinkle, twinkle! Save me! (Jumps in Twinkle's lap)

Twinkle: What?

Sasuke: Itachi's mad at me.

Twinkle: What did you do?

Sasuke: I just threw out all his mascra, eyeliner, and nail polish.

Twinkle: YOU DID WHAT NOW!

Itachi: (Kicks the door off it's henges)

Twinkle & Sasuke: Oh shit!

Itachi: Sasuke!

Sasuke: (runs like he's never ran before)

Itachi: (attempts to chase Sasuke)

Twinkle: Hey Itachi?

Itachi: What?

Twinkle: If you read the disclaimer I'll help you capture Sasuke.

Itachi: Hn. -turns to the crowd- Twinkle in no way owns any nobody on Naruto. All credit is due to Masashi Kishimoto. Thx.

Twinkle: -grins evilly- Now, let's get to work

Itachi: 'creepy'

Recap

Twinkle sheded all her clothed except her panties. (The were the only thing covered up. She climbed into bed and read the note that was there.

*Dear Twinkle,

Me and the guys went to the store. We'll be back soon.

Love,

Deidara*

Twinkle shrugged, got under the covers, and drifted off to sleep.

Deidara and the others came into the room to see Twinkle's blood and jelly splattered clothes on the floor. Her bra was there too. Deidara sighed. 'I wonder what happened?'

"Why are all her clothes on the floor?" Itachi asked.

"It looks like she went back to sleep." Deidara said looking at the bundle in the bed. He put the bags on the floor. The was also a big bookbag.

"I guess we'll play my PS3." Itachi said unzipping the bag.

"I'm going to take a shower. You guys can play the games i got. Peek on my girl and I'll kill you, hn." Deidara said as he walked into the bathroom before closing the door.

"That's not fair!" Tobi said yelling at the screen. This woke Twinkle up.

"Will you shut up? I'm trying to sleep" Twinkle said still laying down.

"Okay."

"Turn around."

"Why?" all the boys asked.

"I'm about to get dress." Twinkle said as the boys turned around. "Where's Dei?"

"Shower." Kisame answered. Twinkle put her robe on and went into the bathroom.

Deidara was in the shower humming when he heard someone enter the bathroom.

"Hello, hn?" he asked.

"Hey." Twinkle replied taking off the rest of her clothes. Deidara blushed.

"What are you doing?"

"Getting in the shower."

"But I'm in here."

"I know." Twinkle said stepping in the shower.

"Um.. are.. you s-sure.. this i-is a g-good idea?" Deidara asked blushing more.

"Yeah. Why not." she said form behind him. She started to stroke his hair. "Your hair's as long as mine. Maybe a little shorter." she said putting shampoo in her hands, reaching up to wash her hair.

"Mmhmm."

She stepped in front of him so she could rinse the shampoo from her hair. She put her head back and the water run over it. Deidara had already washed up but he needed to wash his hair.

"Hay, can I borrow your wash cloth?"

"Sure." he said passing her the washcloth and the soap. She washed up and was rinsing off when she slipped on some of the soap on the floor. She slipped foward and fell right on Deidara. Naked. He hadn't realize he put his arms around her to catch her. This gave her an idea. She tackled him to the ground.

"Uh... um... hn." Deidara stuttered.

Twinkle took this opertunity to kiss his gently on the lips. After a few seconds, Deidara's mind registered what happened and he kissed back, force tenfold.

Before she realized it, Twinkle was underneath Deidara as they battled for domiance. When they broke away, Twinkle disappeared and appeared on Deidara's back.

"Hey, *pant* what are you *pant* doing?" he asked.

"Laying down. The hot water's making me hot." Twinkle responed.

"Before we get out, can you wash my hair?" he asked.

"Sure." She grabbed the shampoo and put some in her hands. He sat down letting the water run down his face. She got on her knees and started messaging his scalp. He let a little groan leave his lips. She giggled. She put some water in her hands and dropped on his head. The water ran down his face and disappeared after the water from the shower hit it.

"Let's get out now." Deidara said. He turned off the shower and stepped out, Twinkle right after him. She wrapped a towel around her body and another on her hair. Deidara grabbed the blowdryer from the closet and started to dry his hair. While he was still trying to dry, Twinkle used her Wind Style and her was dry and dropped down to her waist. Deidara stared in awe and dropped the blowdryer. She looked at him and did the same.

Now when Twinkle went into the bathroom, Itachi and co. stopped the game, and went to easedrop on the couple. When they started to here Deidara groan-

"I never knew Deidara had such a kinky side to him." Sasori said laughing. Next thing they knew, the bathroom door opened and they fell on the floor. Twinkle was glaring whole into every last one of them and Deidara looked like he was going to faint.

"I never knew Deidara-sempai was such a perv." Tobi said, thinking aloud. The room tensed though Tobi was to dense to even notice. All the boys turned to Tobi with eyes that felt sorry for him. When Kisame started to laugh, the other 3 joined in. This earned them a bump on the head, 3 for Tobi. Two for the perverrted thought and one for laughing.

After being cussed out the room by a pissed Twinkle, the boys left. Twinkle sent Jinjuubii out to get clothes for her. Twinkle went into the bathroom untill the cat returned. Deidara became lost in his thoughts.

'That was awesome. I think that I was only nervous because she was naked. Oh well. She said we'll be going on a date today if we have the time.'

When the cat returned, she returned with a different outfit then usual. It was a white shirt with brown strips on it. It was cut in a zig-zag so that it came above her belly-button. The skirt was mini and also cut in a zig-zag design at the bottom.

The couple left the hospital and teleported to school.

"Where's Twinkle?" Kakashi asked looking around the room.

"She's in the hospital beacause of Suki." Gaara said spiting Suki's name.

"Oh shut up! I was in the hospital because of you two!" Suki said back.

"You're welcome." Naruto and Gaara said in unison.

Just then someone opened the door. Twinkle came into the room with Deidara in tow. When they came in the room Deidara fell on the floor panting and Twinkle put her hands on her knees.

"Sorry (pant) Kakashi. I was (pant) in the (pant) hospital (pant) and it took (pant) a while to (pant) discharge." she said.

"I was told that. You can go sit down." Twinkle walked to usual sit in the back and Deidara sat next to her still panting.

"I'm shocked. Did she just say sorry. I thought that wasen't her vocabulary." Ino said.

"Well now that away form the Jackass, I can be happy again." Twinkle said glaring at Suki.

"Cool. Wanna hang with us at lunch?" Sakura chirped happily.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. You mean hang with Twinkle?" said Hinata pointing to Twinkle.

"Yeah, a bloodthirsty demon?" Karin said. This earned them both a punch in the face.

"Fine. Me, Tenten, Sakura, and Ino will hang with her. Right girls?" Temari said looking over to the 3.

"Right." they all said in unison.

Twinkle: So that was chappie 5. REVIEW!