Stories

Story 3: Shopping

Pairings: None

Humor

One sunny day, Yugi, Tea, Joey, and Tristan were driving to Food 4 Less. Tristan had to be driving the van they were in. His driving was really reckless. He ran three red lights, almost hit two pedestrians, and hit four cars into a sidewalk. One of the cars blasted into a grocery store almost killing eight people. Tristan was going 90 miles mph. A Street light came up and it turned to red light. Tristan stopped really hard making everyone in the back seats fall forward.

"That's why they make seat belts," Tristan said.

"Tristan, stop this van and let me drive!" Joey shouted.

"No way!"

Once the light turned green Tristan took off really fast. Everybody fell back into their seats. They saw Food 4 Less coming up.

"Great, there's Food 4 Less, let's hope Tristan doesn't mess up on parking the car," Yugi said.

Tristan didn't slow down. He made a turn in the Food 4 Less parking lot, the wheels making a screeching sound. Then he made a direct stop in a parking spot. Tristan turned off the engine and got out of the car. Everyone else was looking shocked and terrified. Then they all got out of the car. Joey ran over to Tristan and grabbed him by the collar.

"What's the matter with you, man? You almost got us all killed!" Joey yelled.

"Get off!" Tristan pushed Joey off him.

"Enough, guys. Let's go in," Tea said.

Joey and Tristan were the first to run in. They got two baskets and started grabbing everything they passed. Joey pushed his basket to the bread aisle while Tristan pushed his basket to the frozen food aisle. Joey was grabbing some bread and putting it in his basket.

"I'll be taking this! And that! And this! And that! And this!" Joey exclaimed.

Tristan was getting a lot of frozen foods. "I'll take this!" he says as he throws some fish into his basket. "And that! And this! And that! And this!"

Tea and Yugi were walking around, looking for Joey and Tristan.

"Those two are always wandering off," Tea said.

Yugi nodded. "There's no way in stopping them," he scratches the back of his head and laughs.

They spotted Tristan racing into an aisle, his basket already full with foods and drinks. Tea called after him, but he kept going. Tea shook her head.

Suddenly Joey and Tristan clashed baskets together, making all the stuff in the baskets fall out.

"Hey what's the big idea? I'm hungry here and you're running around hitting peoples baskets!" Joey yelled.

"Me? You're the one running around like a starved animal! Other people are hungry too you know!"

They immediately started putting the stuff back into they're baskets. Once they were done they started shopping again. Yugi and Tea saw Joey and Tristan.

"I think that's enough shopping for today, guys," Tea told them.

"Fine," Joey and Tristan said at the same time.

Later, everyone was at Yugi's house. They had bought the stuff from Food 4 Less and were at Yugi's house eating the food. Tristan and Joey didn't bother cooking the food. Tristan opened a bag of frozen fries and got some oil and put it in the microwave. He waited for it to heat up. The microwave beeped and Tristan took the oil out. He put some fries in his mouth and poured the hot oil into his mouth.

Joey was eating some crackers and cookies. He was pouring hot sauce in his mouth as he ate them. Tea and Yugi were watching them eat.

"Wow, now that is disgusting…" Tea whispered.

"I guess you eat crazy things when you're really hungry…" Yugi whispered.

Tristan opened a box of waffles. He bit into the waffle and poured honey into his mouth. Joey opened a tuna can and started eating it with his fingers. Then Tristan finished with the waffles and opened a gallon drink. He started drinking it from gallon. He drank it until it was all gone. Joey had finished his tuna and opened a soda can. He started drinking the soda none stop.

After an hour, Yugi's kitchen was a mess. Joey and Tristan were on the kitchen floor. Their stomachs were fat and they were both sleep.

"I'll take another cheeseburger…" Joey said in his sleep.

"I want another fish meal…" Tristan said in his sleep.

"They're finally sound asleep. Now let's start cleaning up they're mess," Tea told Yugi.

Yugi nodded and they started cleaning up the kitchen.

THE END