Drabble 2
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Fairytaless.
Prompt: "Really, at this rate we'll have to go around kissing frogs."
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baby there's a shark in the water.
there's something underneath my legs.
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"Um, Ino, what're you doing?" Sakura bent over Ino's flailing form hesitantly. Ino sat up and tried to wave Sakura away.
"Shoo!" Ino wailed, "I'm pretending to drown so some hot guy will come and give me mouth to mouth."
Sakura could feel a sweat drop welling on her temple.
"Ino, we're in the middle of the village. The nearest body of water is possibly my fish tank."
Ino glared.
"That's not the point, forehead."
"Um, okay. But just to let you know, that looked less like you were drowning and more like you were having a seizure."
"Sakura, do the world a favour and go die."
"You know what? Forget it."
"Seriously though, forehead," Ino stood up and looked around despairingly, "At this rate we're going to have to go around kissing frogs."
"They'll love your hair."
"What?"
"You have two dead flies in your hair."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAA-YIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
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