Prompt: CAKE. Karin and Sakura. Hinata's temper.

Cake

...

Passions taking over skies

Leaving sand behind for them to choke on

And they try to speak negatively about us

But they can't say another word.

...

"No, no."

"Oh, come on, why is it that every time I get near to anyone of you people, you all freak out on me?"

"Because, you're psychotic, clearly you spend too much time with Ino."

"I'm taking offense to that, Karin."

"You should."

"Anyways, so I had a plan…"

"I am not Hinata and so I don't give a damn about your plans."

"I will shoot you."

"Love you too, hun."

"Blah blah blah, where's the cake batter?"

"Over there," Karin stretched onto the tips of yellow polished toes, "Just get the eggs out of the fridge and let's get this how on the road."

"I'm worried," Sakura tied her so-so pale red hair back into a ponytail.

"And why would that be?"

"Just thinking about letting you near a stove… I can see the flames around the house already, flames the colour of your hair…"

"SHUT UP AND GET THE DAMN EGGS."

"Um, Ino… where are you taking me?"

"Don't worry, Hinata, it's not like I'm going to hurt you or anything."

"…I'm scared." Hinata fisted her hands in the material of her black mini.

"Don't be!" Ino's long, blonde hair flew behind her as she took down the top of her convertible.

"Um, then would you mind slowing down?"

"I am slow."

"You're pushing 120 mph and the speed limit is 80."

"Speed limit shmeed kimit, relax."

"Oh no, INO TURN AROUND." Hinata's violet eyes dilated with fear.

"What? OH HELL NO." Ino floored it.

"Hi-yah!" Tenten back kicked her instructor and he laughed.

"Come on, Tenten, you can kick harder than that." Her karate instructor teased.

"HI-YAH." He flew into the wall

"…"

"…Sensei?"

"…"

"OHMYGOD I THINK I KILLED HIM."

"…"

"-whistles- Wasn't me…"

"Ooh, that smells so good!" Karin pulled the cake out of the oven.

"Yum, wanna invite the others over?"

"No. Ino's gonna be a pig and eat it all for herself and Tenten will probably blow up my house. No thank you."

"Oh, come on Karin."

"Fine, but then we'll have to make some brownies too and hide them at the back of the fridge so Ino doesn't eat everything."

Sakura shrugged and bent under the counter for brownie mix, "Works for me."

"Oh," Hinata gasped, "my heart- I think it stopped beating."

"BAHAHAHA, that was so fun!" Ino threw back her head and pulled over to the side of the road, "Hey, are you okay?"

"W-WHAT IS W-WRONG WITH Y-YOU, INO? YOU C-COULD HAVE GOTTEN US K-KILLED!" Hinata's face was red and she was beginning to feel lightheaded.

"Um, Hinata? Are you okay? I'm so, so, so SORRY."

"Y-You better be," Hinata took deep breaths to stop herself from fainting, "P-Please just take me home, Ino?"

"Uh- hold that thought." Ino slid open her Treo.

Saki: HEY GUESS WHUT? WE HAS CAKIEE. KARIN'S HOUSE. NAO.

GlamourGirl: BE READY BITCHES.

"Uh, how about I make it up to you?" Ino smiled at Hinata innocently, "Karin just baked a cake, and you know how hers taste when she makes them with She-of-the-big-Forehead."

"Oh," Hinata's eyes lit up, "I love Sakura and Karin's baking."

"Then it's settled," Ino grinned maniacally and gunned the engine, spinning them in an illegal U-turn and swerving them through traffic, "LET'S GO GET SOME CAKE."

KittyKarin: CAKE. MY PLACE, PRONTO.

Tenten flipped open her Sidekick then smirked.

TenGuns: WOOT.

Now, as long as no body found the body, it's all good.

LOL okay I don't know what this even is but can I just?

I was BORED, and getting NO REVIEWS. LAME.

So, okay, I got one. Out of 100+ hits.

MEAN.