To Despicable Me, and kittens, and long walks, and nothing.

Cut my life into peaches, this is my last fruit tart.

"Oh," Sakura breathed.

"My," Tenten took a hesitant step forward.

"GOD~" Ino squealed.

Sakura grabbed the furry ball off the ground and nuzzled it.

"It's so fluffy I could die." Ino hopped up and down excitedly.

"Ino, you're scaring it," Tenten was the first to recover.

"It's mine," Sakura decided.

Ino raised an eyebrow at her frenemy, "And by mine, you mean mine, right?"

"Guys-"

"No, by mine I mean you can't have it," Sakura turned, grabbed the abandoned Hinata's hand and began pulling her after her down the road.

"Forehead!

"MINEEEE."

"That bitch," Ino snarled and ran after them.

"…You know, I never realized it before but they're actually pretty psychotic," Tenten thought aloud and stretched, "Oh well, at least they're all running in the right direction."

"S-Sakura," Hinata panted, trying to keep up with Sakura's frantic pace. She wasn't made for this; she was an artist not an athlete. This was the opposite for track and soccer star Sakura.

"Almost there, Hinata, sorry for dragging you along." Sakura turned to her apologetically, but she was in her element.

"Meow." And then the kitten resurfaced and turned her into mush.

"Awwww," Sakura picked up her pace. Ino. Would. Not. Get. This. Cat.

'Kitty dresses and parties and- ohmygosh was there kitty MAKEUP?' Ino kept up this mantra in her head as she ran after the two. She wasn't Captain of the cheer squad and tennis star for nothing.

Ino knew that if there was kitty makeup she would find it. That. Kitty. Would. Be. Hers.

Then there was Tenten who could easily have caught up by now but was staying behind to watch the drama unfold. Good old Sakura and Ino, catfights between those two were worth her Karate, kick boxing and basketball training.

'Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort,'

Tenten pulled her Sidekick out oh her pocket and smirked, she reserved that ringtone for one person, "HAI HYUUGA, HAVE YOU FINALLY ACCEPTED YOUR HOMOSEXUALITY AND COME TO TAKE UP MY OFFER OF BEING GAY BEST FRIEND #2?" Tenten screamed into her phone without pausing. Gay best friend #1 was already taken by Kiba whom was so flamboyantly gay you could tell from miles away.

Ino was starting to gain on the pinkette because Hinata was running out of steam. Oh and look- there's the park…

Tenten could picture the vein in his temple throbbing and him clutching the phone in a death grip with one hand and pulling at his long -girlybutsopretty- hair with the other.

"Shut up Tenten."

"Is that a no?" she loved pissing him off.

"That is a stop questioning my sexuality."

"Whatever floats your boat."

She practically heard him grinding his teeth together, it was all she could do to stop herself from giggling, because if she giggled she'd sound mindless and Tenten didn't do mindless. She was 130% awesomesauce.

"You're going to make me forget what I called about."

"Then say it, or are you calling to take me up on my 'other offer?''"

Tenten had the pleasure of hearing him choke and sputter on the other end of the line.

"Tenten, I thought we had agreed that you'd never speak of that again." His voice was noticeably higher than it was ten seconds before.

"Hmm," Tenten smirked just as Ino finally caught up and poor Hinata collapsed on the grass, "Guess it slipped my memory. Oops."

"MUAHAHAHA, now the kitten shall be mine."

"Neverrrr," Sakura clutched the black ball of fur closer to her chest and backed away from the blonde slowly.

"Come on, Saki, just hand over the feline and no one gets hurt."

"Come any closer and someone will."

Jeez, Hinata thought, all this drama over a-

"Kuro," a voice called from over Sakura's shoulder.

The girls all turned to the source and Sakura's jaw dropped. There staring inquisitively at the girls was Sasuke Uchiha a.k.a. the sexiest guy she knew.

"S-Sasuke?"

"Hm? Oh it's you three. I see you found my cat."

"Your cat?"

"Yeah, Kuro." Aforementioned cat looks out from the fold of Sakura's arms at the sound of Sasuke's voice and mewls softly, jumping over towards her master.

Sakura and Ino deflated.

"Thanks," Sasuke said to Sakura, smirked slightly and walked away with his cat trailing behind him.

Sakura and Ino sighed as Tenten walked up to them smirking and linked arms with the Hyuuga heiress.

"…So who wants some pizza?"

Kuro (adj.) (n.)- Black For the people that don't put random Japanese words in their writing...

I make Tenten so evil... :D NejiTen is just so much win though...

Can we pretend that at least a little of all this stuff I write makes a little sense? I could really use a review right now, review right now…

No, I'm not even kidding, please review, I want know if this is even worth writing.