A/N: Welcome! How de do! Anyway I had to do a few of thsese gags. I think you know what I mean.
Clauswitz: a: Yui is better at Genjutsu and strikes Naruto when he's surprised. b: Since a few people also feel strongly about it Tsunade may be in the harem. MAY.
Anyone else who asked: Yes Naruto and Yui will get together.
Chapter 6
Moving Day
Tsunade walked down the street of early morning Konoha with a big smile on her face. The Hokage was in such a good mood that the whole of the village felt it. She held her head high and didn't even think about drinking. She had drunk enough of a much better and creamier beverage to satisfy her thirst for a while.
"Good morning Hokage-sama!" the convenience store owner said. Tsunade nodded to him.
She decided she was too happy to merely walk. Taking a quick jump she landed on a building and dashed toward the tower. As she entered it she saw Shizune who was looking a bit tired.
"Good morning Shizune!" Tsunade said happily. She hugged her assistant tightly and gave her a kiss on the cheek. She didn't even notice or care that Shizune's face turned red and steam exploded from her ears. "JOYA-CHAN! HELLLOOO!" Tsunade cried as she entered her office to see her new assistant still bent over her desk.
"OH!" Tsunade went to her and kissed her cheek. "You poor baby I completely forgot about what I did to you. Here let me heal you."
"You…you want to heal me?"
"Of course!" Tsunade said happily as she grabbed the waistband of Joya's pants. She quickly pulled them down and giggled when she saw Joya's bare rump, "such a bad girl Joya'0chan not wearing any panties!"
This is so creepy…she's like an entirely different person. She hasn't been like this since that Dan guy…wait…
"Tsunade-hime?"
"Hmm?"
"Did you and Naruto do anything?"
Tsunade smiled and drooled a little. "He fucked me six ways to Sunday!"
"Really?"
"Well actually only four times but that doesn't matter!" she sighed as she used one hand to spread Joya's firm buttocks. Joya gulped as she saw Tsunade put on a rubber glove. She pushed the two fingers in deftly and quickly and began to pump cooling and gentle healing chakra into her.
Joya tried to roll into a ball at the feeling. It felt so good. "Is my little Joya-chan purring?" Tsunade asked.
After living with Yui for twenty years you kind of pick it up Mune-hime…
Tsunade giggled again, yes Joya was sure of it, the scariest and sexiest woman she knew was now giggling like a schoolgirl. It was frightening on a level Joya had never heard of. And now that giggling schoolgirl was toying with her anus.
What a day…
When Tsunade was done she went to her desk and looked at the five stacks of papers and forms she had to do. She took out an inkwell, then after looking at them took out another. Joya blinked. Tsunade's favorite stalling tactic was to keep the minimum amount of ink out so she could spend a few minutes of peace looking for another one.
This is the epitome of creepy…
Joya, still not trusting her body, or Tsunade's healing abilities for the moment, didn't get up. She just watched Tsunade work. And the younger of the two Nins seemed happy to be working. It was horrifying. She only hoped that…
"Yo,"
"SWEET BUDDHA!" Joya screamed leaping from her desk into Tsunade's lap. Tsunade giggled and pressed her face into the crook of Joya's neck. The combined 'freak out' from Kakashi's entrance and the sudden lesbian affection from Tsunade was a little too much for Joya at the moment.
She disappeared and reappeared on the far side of the room. "Okay…what do you want Kakashi?" she asked hoping Tsunade would not wonder why he was here.
"To give you this." He held up a mini-disc in a bright blue case.
"THANK YOU!" she said throwing her arms around Kakashi's neck. "What's the price?"
"No charge. Just…take it."
"What's the matter with you?"
"Have you ever read Jiraya's novels?"
"I have an extra set incase the first fall apart or are destroyed."
"You'll know when you see it…it's made me wonder what else I've been missing while looking in those things."
Joya happily took the disc and nuzzled it with her cheek. "Thank you Kaka-chan! You can't know how much I want this!"
"You can't know how much I don't want it or to remember it exists. I'm going to go purge myself of everything I've eaten in last five days." And he was gone.
"Joya-chan…"
"Yes Tsunade-hime?"
"Is that a video disc of me having sex with Naruto?"
Joya froze and turned her head to Tsunade. She was smiling, but that didn't mean shit in the long run. That face could go from 'I luv you!' to 'I am going to kill you so much!' in point five seconds flat.
"Maybe…"
Tsunade stood up and walked to Joya. Joya was prepared to shield the disc with her body. She was going to see this if it killed her. And she knew, by his reaction, Kakashi had not made an extra. So she would protect it with her life.
But Tsunade hugged her and pressed their bodies together, Joya became very afraid. Because she had cradled the disc her arms were now engulfed by Tsunade's big breasts. Tsunade's face was red and she was panting, panting.
"Such a dirty old woman watching pornography…" Tsunade said leaning into Joya.
"Wh-what about n-not kiss-kissing women?"
"I should always specify…" she said as she dropped to her knees. "I meant kiss you on the mouth." Joya gasped as she was suddenly without pants.
She looked at Tsunade, then at the disc. I am going to give Naruto the biggest bowl of ramen I can find!
"Oh…Joya-chan tastes so sweet…"
I don't know what you did kid (well I'll find out soon enough) but…THANK YOU NARUTO-SAMA!
Naruto sneezed all over the box holding his videos and books. "Aw man! Someone must be talking about me again…"
"It's probably Tsunade-sama she seemed very happy after she left." Yui was blushing badly. Naruto suspected she had not expected to become a tool to increase his libido.
The awkwardness thrown on the two blondes once Tsunade passed when Yui asked simply, "Was it good for you?"
They couldn't help but laugh. It was the dumbest first time anyone had ever heard of but it was also so funny. When Naruto told Yui it was like a scene he had read in one of Jiraya's books she actually remembered the chapter! The revelation they both had been literally forced to read the horrid things made it all the funnier.
By the time Yui and Naruto had showered, as Naruto smelled more like Tsunade than himself afterward, and gotten dressed the horror of what happened had passed and both of them were feeling better. Naruto had been so panicked and nervous about sex he didn't realize it would be that easy.
Hell he learned that just getting close to some women could make them hot. With this new knowledge safely stored away Naruto looked on the world with different eyes, the eyes of a man.
"OH MAN!"
"What is it Naruto-sama?"
"We packed the TV before I could record the newest episode of Ninja-Force!"
Well…maybe not…
"Naruto-sama isn't your life like Ninja-force?"
"Well yeah but without hot chicks in tight uniforms. Besides they use this really awesome kind of taijutsu me and Lee are trying to learn."
"Lee-san? The…" Yui shuddered as she remembered his eyebrows. To her it was as if they were just floating there without head or body.
"You can't still be freaked out by those can you?"
"Yes…in the Mist even men pluck their eyebrows to look menacing. So when faced with such…such…"
"I know what you mean. Wait until you meet his sensei. They're like three times as big…"
Yui cringed away from him, "Naruto-sama! Please don't scare me like that! That's! That's impossible!"
"Wanna bet?"
Yui flushed, "What is the wager?" she asked. She may not be mentally prepared for such large brows, but she'd be damned if she passed up a chance to show her mettle to her master.
"If they are three times as big…what do you want Yui-chan?"
"If they are not three times Lee-san's size then you must give me oral pleasure every night!" Yui said happily.
"You…you were planning on this weren't you?"
"Naruto-sama! Do you actually believe I would wait until you challenged me to a bet to see if you could bury your face in my crotch night after night as payment?"
Naruto was suddenly happy they were indoors. "Yeah…I do. Because that sounds like something I would think of."
"So if they are three times that large what is my payment?"
Naruto thought about it…there was really nothing he could ask of her. except…"You'll have to convince Joya to give me a lap dance!"
"Is that all?"
Naruto winced. "WITH! With Tsunade."
"Considering how excited and happy she was this morning I believe that will be easy. I agree!"
They took each other's hands and shook. "Okay ready?" Naruto asked as he went to the door. He grabbed the megaphone, which he didn't pack for this occasion, and turned it on. "Wow Kaka-sensei! You moved an entire apartment's collection of items and furniture to the new place in less than two hours! No one can beat that!"
"DAINAMIKKU-ENTORI (1)!"
Maito Gai the blue beast of Konoha flew through the air. His large white teeth shining like a lighthouse beacon. He landed on an adjacent building and crouched down with his arms spread like an eagle. "GOOD DAY NARUTO-KUN! DID I HEAR CORRECTLY WHEN YOU SAID WITH YOUR CONVENIENT AMPLIFICATION DEVICE THAT KAKASHI, my eternal rival, HAD MOVED AN ENTIRE APARTMENT IN TWO HOURS?" he called.
Yui was at a loss for words. They were…huge. It was like looking at four caterpillars that had decided to have an orgy on his face. "Yeah we did Gai but before you prove how much better you are than Kaka-sensei could you do us a favor?"
"A favor for Naruto-kun my Charming student Lee's best taijutsu partner besides myself? OF COURSE! It is the epitome of youth to help friends! And the friends of friends! And the friends of friends of cousins of uncles of-"
"OKAY! Just get up here!"
Using his super, only Gai and Lee able speed, Gai was there. He nodded to Yui. "AH! SO MY ADORABLE STUDENT LEE WAS CORRECT!"
Oh damn…I forgot. Lee is as crazy as Gai. If Gai doesn't think too highly of me and Yui this could go badly…
"This is the beautiful fox's glove known as Yui-chan! Allow me to introduce myself! I am…(Super pose no jutsu) MAITO GAI! THE BLAZING AZURE BEAST OF KONOHA!" he said as a giant cliff rock over looking a crashing sea appeared under him. Yui gasped when Gai smiled.
"It's…it's like the sun! I can't look directly into it!" she cried.
Naruto patted her on the shoulder. "I know Yui-chan. Think of the trouble this will save though. Gai how long are your eyebrows?"
"My eyebrows? Why each of my magnificent natural face decoration's are 5 cm by 3 cm by .05 cm!"
I'm the author and I don't even know where he got that one.
"You…know the volume of your eyebrows?"
"OF COURSE! Why I even know the thickness of my smallest toenail!"
"Uh…yeah…so about the apartment?"
"YES! WHERE IS THE NEW DESTINATION!"
"1276 Yoko Street, right next to the Yamanaka flower shop. Here are the keys," Naruto said throwing them to him.
Gai caught them on the fly and made a nice guy pose. "On my honor as a Konoha Ninja I shall defeat my eternal rival, the deadly and hip Kakashi, and have all furniture, and packages to this new apartment in one hour or less! If I fail…I'LL STRAP A WIND COUNTRY OX TO MY CHEST AND DO TWELVE HUNDRED BACKFLIPS WHILE DOING WATER WALKING TRAINING!"
Naruto produced a stopwatch. "GO GAI GO! EXPLODE FOR FURNITURE!"
"YES! I'M OFF!"
The balcony and floor of Naruto's home shook violently as Gai dashed into his apartment and grabbed the first ten boxes and charged toward Yoko street.
"His eyebrows…"
"I know Yui-chan I know. Now all we have to do is measure Lee's. considering that Gai measures his Lee almost certainly does it as well. What can we do to get Lee here?"
"PLEASE NO!" Gai dashed past and took Naruto's bed and nightstand. "I can only handle one of them a day…no more Naruto-sama! I beg of you!"
Naruto looked at her and saw she was generally freaked out. "Okay…fine Yui-chan we'll get Lee's measurements tomorrow."
Gai took out Naruto's television, as well as his DVD and VCR players. As he was running a disc fell out. Gai stopped and picked it up with his toes. "Hmmm…MY WORD! This is un-youthful pornography…" he looked around, trying to be inconspicuous. "I'm sure with the beautiful Yui-can at his side Naruto-kun does not need such a thing." Gai slipped it into his flak jacket. When he suddenly realized…"MY WORD! IN TRYING TO KEEP PROPER AND HEALTHY THOUGHTS FROM YOUNG NARUTO-KUN'S HEAD I HAVE WASTED PRESCIOUS SECONDS! I MUST TAKE DRASTIC ACTION TO RECTIFY THIS!"
Gai set the furniture down and spread his legs and pulled his elbows in. "Secret of the Renge Tempo (Lotus Style)! Shodaime Mon Kai! (First Gate Open)!"
Gai roared as he felt the chakra pour through his body. He quickly gathered the television, DVD player, and VHS player and dashed back to his mission. "I SHALL DEFEAT YOU KAKASHI!"
Somewhere a vomiting Copy-Nin sneezed.
Barely 56 minutes and 10 seconds later Gai was panting badly. He looked at the stopwatch and did his nice guy pose along with this smile. The power and brightness of both amplified by his victory. Naruto had put on a pair of sunglasses just in case.
"THANK YOU NARUTO-KUN FOR THIS OPPURTUNITY TO PROVE MY ABILITY OVER MY HIP RIVAL KAKASHI!" the Blue beast bellowed happily.
"No problem Gai. What are you doing in a few days?"
"Why I may be training my adorable student Lee in taijutsu, or my Stoic and equally hip as Kakashi student Neji on how to smile and show how youthful he truly is! Or I may be instructing Tenten-chan about the dangers of not oiling your weapons properly!"
"So you don't know?"
"NO! I find that some scheduling is important, but when you look too far into the future you grow worried and being worried is the antithesis of proper youth! SO MY DEAR NARUTO-KUN! I'M OFF!"
And he exploded away like he was flying.
Naruto's eye twitched, "He didn't even stay to ask my why I wanted to know…"
"Is everyone here crazy Naruto-sama?" Yui asked as they watched the youthful ninja.
"Yeah…but there are varying degrees I think…I mean Gai is at one end and Kaka-sensei is at the other…hey speaking of sensei's do you think Tsunade-bachan has chosen our new one yet?"
"Maybe, but I would first like to see if Gai-san put things in the proper house." Naruto nodded and they sped off. they saw that at some point Gai had decided on the fastest possible route and had dug a foot deep trench in the road and some buildings. Naruto blinked when he saw their home. It was not only filled with everything, Gai had amazingly put all the stuff in the right place, but it was clean.
"Naruto-sama, a note!" she said as they walked in and found a new DVD player.
DEAR NARUTO-KUN AND YUI-SAN!
During my racing I accidentally dropped your entertainment device and the media item within. Upon landing on the ground both were utterly destroyed. I got you this one to replace it! For replacing things you have destroyed is truly youthful! I'm sad to say Lee has yet to realize this fact.
I also tracked various amounts of dirt and soil into your home and made sure to clean the floors, but once I cleaned them I noticed my running and cleaning had kicked up dust onto the walls. So I cleaned those as well! And then when the walls and floors were clean the ceilings were horribly filthy! Denoting this to be not something you wanted I cleaned them as well!
I also put together your shelving units and hooked up your cable! Have a wonderful and youthful life!
Sincerely, the beautiful blue beast of Konoha!
Maito Gai.
"Gai-san is crazy…"
"Yeah…but he's helpful at least." Naruto and Yui then looked around their home. Gai had done a superb job of cleaning. Even the rooms and closets the two had not planned to use outside of parties or guests were cleaned. Somehow, known only to Gai, he had even gotten the gunk out of their cleaning product caps. "The man is a beast…"
"What should we do now Naruto-sama?" Yui asked.
"Have a party?"
The two blondes looked up and saw Ino gazing in. She held up a six-pack of cola. Naruto honestly expected beer. "I saw Gai. I thought I smelled one of Naruto's little schemes."
"No that was Gai cleaning the house. Come in Ino. I think he put the food away to," Naruto went to the kitchen. "Yep! He even put water in the ice trays!" he called out.
"Hello Yui-san," Ino said bowing her head.
"Hello Ino-san."
Silence and awkward feelings abound…
"Have you seen Sakura around?"
"No I have not seen Haruno-san," Ino noticed that Yui took on a different tone when talking about Sakura. It was hard to place and Ino chocked it up to Yui's normal stoic façade.
"Well if you do would you mind telling me? I'm worried she may be trying something crazy…"
As they spoke Sakura was doing something crazy. She smirked. She was dirty, sweaty, and hungry. While she wasn't going to risk ruining her work just yet she would rectify that last situation. As the new animal, the mother, brought in a wonderful bit of meat.
Sakura quickly used her tracking and hunting knowledge to cut and skin it. She broiled it and had a nice rabbit stew. She watched as the mother and her children watched her. She had been able to go from cringing at the sight of them to actually being able to follow them to their den without fear. She was still a little bit off from her mark, but soon she would have mastered the technique.
Haruno Sakura smiled deeply. She could already taste Naruto. Or maybe it was the rabbit.
Being in the woods alone for three days can make things confusing.
"It doesn't matter does it?" she asked the mother. The animal nodded to her. she smiled. "I'll soon have enough power to fight off anyone. And once this technique is finished Naruto won't be able to help but fall for me!"
And again she laughed.
This time the animals laughed with her.
"Haruno-san looked to be a smart girl, I'm sure she's fine Ino-san," Yui assured her as they watched Naruto cook. Ino had been surprised to hear him offer, in fact she was surprised at how in-tuned Naruto seemed to be to their wants and needs. He had already poured them each a glass filled with ice from the "Trays of Youth!" which Gai had given as a house-warming present.
"So how have you been adjusting to Konoha Yui-san?" Ino may have no chance with Naruto but she would at least get to know this girl to be close to him.
"Everyone here is pleasant. I have found that there are interesting things happening all the time." Naruto dropped something and cursed. "Are you alright Naruto-sama?"
"Yeah. I'm fine," he mumbled something which sound to Ino like 'ladies don't kiss and tell my ass…'
Ino looked at Yui who smiled knowingly. "How have you two been getting along?" she asked.
"Naruto-sama is very kind to me. We are getting close. I hope I will be able to contribute to his betterment. I look at him and see that he's almost finished his growth as a man. I want to help contribute to that," she explained.
Ino was aghast. She had never heard anyone, any woman, speak about like that. It was something that only fit with the two of them. As she looked from Yui to Naruto she began to see what Yui meant. Ino knew about twenty girls, girls, who only believed their contribution would be dates where they squeal about how lucky they are to be with Naruto.
"I also enjoy bathing and sleeping with him." Yui took a few seconds after saying that to scoot a foot to the right.
Ino shot the soda she had just drunk out of her mouth like a cannon. "WHAT?! SLEEP?! BATHE?!"
Yui looked at Ino blandly, "Of course. Naruto-sama has good hygiene but I notice his muscles get tired and tense. So I bathe with him to massage the tenseness away. He also bathes me."
Naruto entered with a tray of miso soup and some rice. He had no idea what they were talking about apparently. "I don't know how good it will be but…Ino-chan are you okay?" he asked setting the food down.
She gaped at him then at Yui. "Am I okay…AM I OKAY?!" she asked standing. She faced Naruto fully. "You're fucking bathing this little tramp?" she hissed pointing at Yui.
Naruto, who had grown a little worried at Ino's sudden anger, narrowed his eyes. "Ino. Be nice. Yui is not a tramp."
"She just admitted to sleeping with you! And…and…bathing! That means you both have to be naked to do it!" Ino cried.
"Ino wait a minute!" Naruto said taking her arms. "Yes Yui sleeps with me, but we don't sleep with each other. Understand? And the baths…well that's just…uh…I do it because Yui's used to being with another person!"
"I do it because Naruto-sama is sexy when he's wet," Yui cut in.
Naruto desperately wished he knew the ANBU paralysis jutsu. He didn't want to hurt Yui, but the girl needed to learn when to shut up!
Ino looked from him to Yui. She was both hurt and little impressed. She knew Naruto was shy, and she couldn't believe that he was able to look at her naked let alone touch her. It made Ino feel odd. She knew what it was almost immediately. She was jealous.
Naruto holding her shoulders had been the most physical contact they had ever had. And she had known him, and had a crush on him for most of, six years. And Yui had only been really here for three. She could tell by the way the two moved around each other they were ten times as close as Ino would ever be.
She suddenly did not want to be there. But before she could go Naruto as hugging her. "Hey Ino…calm down okay. I don't want one of my friends to be mad at me especially over this."
Ino felt herself grow red. She slowly raised her arms and put them around him. Naruto was so much taller than her she felt dwarfed, but at the same time safe, in his arms. Then she felt a thinner, yet equally as strong and loving, wrap around her waist. She looked and saw Yui, she had a content look on her face as she set her head against Ino's back.
Ino felt very embarrassed. This close she could smell something. And it was having an adverse, in some circles, effect on her. It smelled sweet. Heady and strong. It burned a path starting in her nose that went from her lungs and chest to her stomach and pelvis.
She let out a little sigh as she pressed her front harder against Naruto. The softness of Yui's breasts enticed her as well. She blushed as she saw that Naruto's neck was exposed.
Naruto himself was happy that Yui was trying to help him calm Ino down. That happiness fled however when he smell Yui's pheromones. God dammit…please tell me they only work on men. Buddha I beg of you!
He heard Ino sigh and move her mouth to nuzzle his neck. Then he felt her tongue slide out of her mouth. She was sucking his collarbone.
Buddha you suck doughnuts you fat bastard…
"Naruto," he looked down at her. she was breathing heavily. He saw her shift her thighs around a little. He gulped. "Kiss me please Naruto-kun…"
"Uh…Yui…?"
"Yes Naruto-sama?"
"Are you doing what I think you're doing?"
"Pushing my pheromones onto Ino-san?"
"Yeah that."
"Mayyyybe."
"Why?
"Because she likes you. She's jealous of me. Let's make her not jealous."
Naruto growled. He sighed. There were two ways he could handle this. He could do it Yui's way and have a threesome with Ino, who was impaired because of Yui's pheromones.
Or he could do it his way. He sighed.
"Ino."
"Yes Naruto-kun?" she huffed as she closed her eyes and puckered her lips.
"I'm sorry." He kissed her, deeply, then spanked Yui hard enough to jar her off of Ino. With Ino's back exposed he did the same to her. She snapped out of whatever Yui had done.
"NARUTO!" she screamed pushing him away. She managed to gather enough strength to fling him down. Ino panted. She was confused. She had been hugged by Yui one second, been hot and bothered the next, and then Naruto had been kissing her…and…and…"YOU SPANKED ME!" she roared.
"Yeah. I said I was sorry," he said getting up and brushing himself off. "That's the only way I know how to stop girls when they're like that. Sorry if I hurt you."
"HURT ME! I COULD CARE LESS IF YOU HURT ME! IT'S THE…principle…of the. The thing…" Ino stood straight and let her mind wander. She blinked as a memory rushed into her forebrain.
I'm sorry Naruto! I…I really am.
I could care less if you're really sorry or not Ino! It's the principle of what you did to her! So come here now!
In her memory Ino watched herself do that and suddenly get pulled onto Naruto's knees. She wiggled slightly as he pulled her skirt up and her panties down just far enough her bale rear was exposed. She shivered as the cold air hit her in her memory.
She saw Sakura, tears in her eyes, rubbing her own butt, which was a very red shade of pink.
I'm sorry Naruto-kun! I really am!
Then this will mean more.
SMACK!
Ino jumped as if he had just hit her again. She raised up on her toes and her butt throbbed. Her eyes teared up as she remembered not only the pain but the humiliation. She knew why her ass throbbed every time she thought of that day.
"Tsunade hypnotized me to forget…" she looked at Naruto, then Yui, who had moved to his side. She bit her lip and looked away.
"Ino…uh…you remember don't you?" She nodded. He rubbed the back of his head. "I know this is awkward and I know I really made you feel bad…so I'm sorry. If you don't believe me then it's okay as long as you don't hold it against me."
"I," she took a breath of air, "I don't. I'm going…to go now,"
"Wait Ino-san," Yui said. Ino looked at her. "Would you wish to come to the party we are having this weekend?" Naruto eyed Yui. "I wish to get to know you better."
Ino looked from her, and saw she meant it, to Naruto who looked forlorn at what he had done. Even so, Ino was angry, and she couldn't believe he had the gall to do that to her. "Maybe. I don't know," she said tersely. And then she was gone. When the door slammed both of them winced.
"That could have gone better…" Yui said softly.
Naruto smacked his face. "Okay…here's a ground rule. When a girl is upset like that again no using your pheromones to get her to change her mood okay?"
"But Naruto-sama I was just…" before she could finish he spanked her hard across both cheeks. She straightened and stepped forward. "Yes Naruto-sama," she winced.
"Okay…let's see what we'll need to have a party then. I can already feel that things are going to get weird around here…"
"I concur."
"You contribute."
Tsunade looked at the screen. She didn't know Kakashi had been taught how to use a camera so well. She was resting in her bedroom on her bed. After her little escapade with Joya in her office she had decided it was a good day to not work and left early. She was sitting on her bed naked watching the video that depicted Naruto losing his virginity wind down.
Joya, who was tired as hell, was resting her head on Tsunade's bare lap. The older of the two was panting badly. Tsunade ran her fingers through Joya's hair slowly while Joya tried to cool down. Sweat was still popping out all over her body and she could barely move her legs without feeling something akin to painful wonder.
"You're crazy…" she whispered to Tsunade.
The Hokage smiled. She bent forward so her breasts were almost smothering Joya, "So are you telling me you didn't enjoy it?"
"No ma'am," Joya replied, her voice muffled. Tsunade sat back up and watched as Naruto fell back against his headboard panting. Joya saw a glimmer of tears in Tsunade's eyes. "You're proud of him aren't you?"
"You have no idea…" she said wiping a tear away. "I would say I feel like his mother but that would make things too weird. I love the boy but now…"
"You love his penis."
Tsunade laughed humorlessly, "Yeeaaah…"
Joya smirked up at her lover. "So is this a one time thing or do I have to wait until the next time you sleep with a man?" she sat up and looked at Tsunade, "Because I can be patient for a long time but y'know…"
Tsunade pounced on her and snuggled against her. Joya patted her head and Tsunade forced her into the mattress. She straddled Joya's chest and moved until she was hovering over her. "Shut your moth and open it…"
Joya laughed and took hold of Tsunade's thighs, "Yes ma'am Mune-hime!"
Ino sat in her room fuming. She glared at the wall opposite the end of her bed. She was currently sitting on the softest pillow she owned in a thong. Her ass had been killing her by the time she got up to her bedroom. It hurt to even wear a pair of silk panties for crying out loud.
She had cried for the first few minutes of getting into her sanctuary. Of all the things that could have happened in her life.
I'm sorry! I really am!
Then this will mean more
She winced again. He was right. The pain he had put into her butt did mean something to her. it meant he had been able to take control of her. and she had let him. While Ino didn't want to admit it she had to. He was already in her heart. She even took the time to pin a photo of him on her wall when she masturbated.
She was Naruto's bitch.
And the thing pissed her off the most, she didn't mind! She actually didn't care that he had done it. She felt relieved. She had thought Naruto would be mousy as a lover, he was so wild and loud as a person. But low and behold when it came to what he felt strongly about, he took action.
And since he couldn't punch Ino or Sakura in the face. he hit them where it counted.
She winced again and looked toward her bathroom. Getting up she entered it and look in her medicine cabinet. She found a small container of Vaseline and regarded it for a second.
"I wonder if he spanks her…" Ino blushed violently. It was such a stupid thing to think about.
Yui-chan what did I say about Ramen?
I'm sorry Naruto-sama!
Well it looks like you'll have to be punished…
Of course Naruto-sama! Anything! Smack! Ooh…Smack! Mmm…that feels good…
"STOP IT!" Ino screamed at herself. Shaking badly she bent over her toilet and began to rub the cooling salve on her butt. "I'm going to give that bastard a piece of my mind…" she snorted thinking about Naruto, of course. When she finished she looked at herself in the mirror. She grabbed the top she had worn over to his out and pulled it off. Staring at her bare breasts she remembered the feeling of Yui's.
Great…now all I need to do is tattoo his family crest on my ass…
She turned around and thought about the flaming swirl. If she did it right it would look adora-
"DAMMIT NARUTO! WHY THE HELL DO YOU MAKE ME THINK LIKE THAT?!"
"Okay so we'll need two fold out tables, three table clothes, a mess of glasses and plates, some new CDs and we'll have Kiba bring over his stereo system. If there is one thing Inuzukas love it's their electronics." Naruto wrote all of it down.
Yui was munching on some chips while she let Naruto make the list. She had no idea he was so adept at making a list of things. "There's a sushi place that does half of three or more platters. If we mention an Akamichi is coming we may even get a bigger discount." He rubbed the eraser against his temple.
"HELLO NARUTO-KUN!" a cheery voice called. Naruto and Yui, who were sitting in their living room (Gai had put the couch in but Yui wanted to clean it), looked out the window to see Joya and Tsunade. Joya was waving and held up a couple of ramen bowls, Naruto dashed to the door to let them in.
"How is my favorite boy?" Tsunade asked as she kissed his currently bare forehead. She had to stand on her tiptoes to do it.
"I see you've succeeded Joya-sensei," Yui said as she rose to go to the kitchen and get chopsticks for everyone.
"What were you trying to do?" Naruto asked. Joya latched onto Tsunade and pointed to her. "Oh…wait what? YOU DID TWO PEOPLE IN THE SAME DAY?!"
"It's not just my skin and body that gets younger Naruto. When I am motivated enough I can have enough energy to fight for hours or have sex for days!" Tsunade said throwing up her hands. "And I'm just happy Joya can keep up with her own younger body."
Joya, who had once again donned the old woman face mask and veil, smiled at Naruto. She pulled him aside and whispered in his ear, "I have to thank you kid you've made my life. If I had tried a third of the crazy shit we did earlier today she would have broken my arms off and rammed them down my throat before skewering me with my own pelvic bone!"
"Yeah…I remember about when Jiraya was caught peeping on her and put him near death," Naruto recalled that day because it was the day he vowed to never peep on Sakura.
"So do you two like the house?" Tsunade asked.
"Yes Tsunade-sama. We were just talking about what we would need to make it fit for the party."
"A party?" Tsunade looked at both Naruto's television and stereo. They were okay but now since she had assigned him to special duty he would have more money. She decided to help him out. "Naruto considering I forced the mission of you onto Yui I'll have to help you out. How about I arrange for you to have a very liberal payment plan on a new stereo and television system.
"That thing you call a TV is older than we are."
"You would do that Tsunade-chan?"
"No more bachan?" she asked.
"Which do you prefer?" Naruto asked. He was so happy he didn't care.
"Neechan," she said smiling. Naruto blushed.
"Uh…okay…"
"I want you to call me that too Yui. I don't like it when you say Tsunade-sama. Hokage-sama is fine but for some reason it doesn't sound right coming from you…" she said waving her hand.
"Yes Tsunade-neechan."
"Good so when is it?"
"Well we were planning to have everything ready in three days, by Saturday."
"Perfect that gives me just enough time to find your new commander. Also I'll have Yui's headband ready for her when you two meet your commander. I'll send a messenger bird when it's time," Tsunade explained.
Joya slurped her noodles happily, completely ignoring the conversation to eye Tsunade's cleavage. The four ninja talked for a few more minutes before Tsunade and Joya headed back to the Hokage tower. While they would have preferred to just go home and continue private area exploration Tsunade was still in debt to Jiraya.
She had to find out if his desired applicant was in the village. While Tsunade believed so it was good to make sure and considering the applicant…
"I'll see you no later than Thursday okay Naruto?" Tsunade asked. He nodded and waved as she and Joya went toward the tower.
As soon as they were gone Naruto and Yui felt a presence. They quickly turned, Naruto forming a short blade of chakra around his index and middle fingers, and Yui preparing a short water jutsu.
The entire room became pink and fleshy. Their chakra was sucked out of them and they were pulled into what had been the door. "I teach you the Rasengan, your ultimate technique by the way, I give you the knowledge to become the next big papa fox in Konoha, and even give you a ticket for a hundred free Ichiraku dinners. And you still attack me when I decided to be mysterious.
"I'd expect it from Gai, but not my second star pupil Naruto," the toad hermit said with a sly smile. He released his jutsu and let the two free.
"Hey Ero-Sannin."
"Hello Jiraya-sama."
"Hey guys. And boy do I have some interesting news for you two…"
A/N: HUZZAH! FOR YOUTH! I'm kinda suprised that no one has asked about Sasuke yet...
Dictionary:
1 (DAINAMIKKU-ENTORI): Gai's Dynamic entry. Basic a flying kick done to quickly knock out weaker enemies in one swift strike. Can be used in conjunction with the Nice Guy Pose to show the power of youth.