A/N: HELLO FANS! Sorry for the long wait. I've been caught up in School and a lot of fun on Gaia Online. If anyone who reads is a member send me a message on there!
Anyway Today is a good day for fans of pure awesome. We get a glimpse at Sakura's new jutsu and a little set up for things to come! Enjoy this chapter and I thank you all for reveiwing!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, but I would like to own Ino...Squeezes Ino plushie
Chapter 7
Dreams and Nightmares
The perverted hermit smiled at his student, "Hey Naruto. Good to see you again kid."
"Ero-Sannin…why are you here?' Naruto asked as a vein bulged from his forehead.
Jiraya's face took on a serious tone, "Naruto. I believe the time has come for you to take my place." He crossed his arms and leaned against the far wall. Naruto and Yui exchanged a glance before he stepped forward to face his master and she closed the door.
Jiraya was serious, Naruto realized. This meant one of two things. Either he had found some new information about rogues after him, or he was fatally ill. Now Naruto wasn't one to want someone to have pain.
But Jiraya didn't have any children and Naruto was his apprentice. All that money and free time had to go somewhere.
The hermit struck a pose, "Naruto…IT HAS TIME YOU BECOME THE NEXT PIMP OF KONOHAGAKURE!" Jiraya called pointing at Naruto.
The blonde ninja in question went squint for a few seconds. "THE WHAT?!"
"Naruto-sama, a pimp is a man who-"
He turned on her "I KNOW WHAT A PIMP IS DAMMIT!" He returned to his…his…master…"What do you become the next pimp is what I mean?"
Jiraya nodded. "The Shodaime Hokage's successor the Niidaime Hokage was never married. He carried with him a terrible burden of creating a strong ninja power. As he did this he slept with numerous women stress. Do the insane amounts of pussy he became a master of the erotic arts. I hear he could suck the nipples off-"
Naruto crossed his arms, "THANK YOU MOVING ON!"
Jiraya coughed into his hand. "Soon tales of his sexual might spread across the land of fire like…Wild…Fire…" Jiraya, who had gone into 'Kabuki Pose Mode,' had stretched out his arm; he now pulled it back and leaned back against the wall.
"Anyway his student, the third was also as good in the sack. And so…" he put his hand to his chin, "Am I. I passed on my womanly knowledge to the Fourth, who surpassed all who came before him just as I surpassed the third and he surpassed the Second. Now, UZUMAKI NARUTO IT IS YOUR TURN!"
Naruto's eye twitched. He gritted his teeth and bent down. "What…the FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ERO-SANNIN?!"
That fucking name again…"Naruto I am bestowing on you a great honor. There are women of this age who still lament over the loss of the third amazing foot massage technique. He took it with him to the grave…old bastard…leaving me high and dry like that…" Jiraya snarled under his breath.
"So…yeah you want me to go on a what? Sleeping spree with every woman in Konoha?"
"Of course not! There is a fine line between a pimp and a man whore. Usually that line is made of purple cloth…heh, heh purple cloth." He pulled out a small handbook for ideas and wrote that joke down. Genius Jiraya genius! "You must choose women of renown for one or all of three different things. Each aspect makes them not only sexy but alluring and intimidating to men of lesser pimpatude."
He did not just say pimpatude…
"When you have mastered bedding bitches like them you will gain the title of. Pimp."
Naruto, despite himself, asked, "And those things are?"
Jiraya held out his fist, "ONE!" He raised his index finger, "Their refusal to sleep with men. Making them not only virgins but hard fish to catch. Your rep will soar when you deflower a rose as thorny as it is beautiful! TWO!" He raised his middle finger, "Their power. By sleeping with strong women you build stamina. If they surpass your own strength you can work harder to be limber and agile with them. If you are stronger you can show them how easy it is to gain more power! AND FINALLY!" He held up his ringer finger, "Their sexuality. A kunoichi is noted as being the sexiest job for women ever invented."
"What about whores?"
"Too much implied occupational sodomy," Jiraya explained.
"Ah…"
"Anyway these women know what they are doing and will teach you how to better your techniques. All sexual abilities must be able to shift and change based upon the woman!"
"So you want me to bang every kunoichi in Konoha?"
"NO! Dammit boy you beat members of the Akatsuki with little more than your ass covered by what could be mistaken for an orange rind! And you don't realize yet what I am saying?" Jiraya roared.
"YEAH! YOU'RE TELLING ME TO BE A MAN WHORE!"
"NO I AM NOT! I'M TELLING YOU TO BE A MAN'S MAN! THE REPUTATION OF ALL WHO HAVE COME BEFORE YOU IS ON THE LINE!"
Naruto stood still and narrowed his eyes. "I knew it…IT'S NOT ABOUT ANY GODDAMN LEGACY! IT'S ABOUT YOU GETTING MORE PUSSY BECAUSE I'M WHAT THE GIRLS FANTASIZE ABOUT NOW!"
"EXACTLY!" Jiraya said giving him two thumbs up.
"NO!"
"Dammit Naruto listen. The women you would sleep with are all ones I've picked out myself. BEHOLD!" he clapped his hands and a giant chalkboard appeared.
Naruto blinked as he saw chibi faces of all his female friends. His jaw dropped. "No… hell no…FUCKING NO!"
"Yes, hell yes, fucking yes! Naruto the women of your generation are the strongest kunoichi in the village. They are the most powerful and the most respected. Also most of them have a bust over 60 cm and are dead sex-ay."
"It is so creepy to hear to say that. Even creepier than the fact I fucking expected you to know their bust sizes…"
Jiraya coughed into his hand as he hid a tape measure behind his back. "Anyway Naruto I know why you're apprehensive. It'll be hard, but once you lose your virginity-"
Naruto suddenly had a horrific vision, Yui would tell Jiraya about Tsunade. He dashed to do anything in his power to stop her, to drop kick her in the face, to spank her, to tackle her-anything, sadly he overshot and flew over her. "But Jiraya-sama. Naruto-sama has already lost his virginity."
"Really? Wow Yui you must have inherited Joya's ability-"
"No it was with Tsunade-sama."
Naruto groaned and slammed his head against the wall. He looked and saw Jiraya. His mouth was agape and he staring like Tsunade was dancing naked before him. Then he hiccupped and covered his face with his hand.
"N-Naruto…" he dashed to his pupil and wrapped on arm around his neck as he started to cry. "YOU HAVE SURPASSED ME! By the time I was your age Tsunade would only give me the occasional flash of her panties as she beat me with my own broken limbs! How many times?" he asked, genuinely interested.
"Nothing special I didn't have enough-"
"Tsunade-sama gave Naruto-sama a blowjob and then proceeded to have four rounds of sex, two of anal and two of vaginal," Yui reported. Naruto glared at her.
Yui-chan. Naruto had never hit a woman when she didn't deserve it, against his principles and all that, but he wondered about the fine art of discipline. Your ass will be so sore when I'm done no amount of Vaseline will help you…Damn I sound like Orochimaru
Jiraya was crying harder now. He had fallen to his knees. "I'm so proud…now I know why my father did the things he did…"
Dammit son! I told you to use lube there!
DAD? WHAT THE HELL?! Why are you here?!
I'm just looking out for you!…and your date's ass…here son! It's the kind I use.
YOU SICK BASTARD GET OUT OF HERE!
Can I stay and watch?
OUT GODDAMMIT!
Don't take the lord's name in vain son.
"Those were the days…and the nightmares…" Jiraya wept. He recovered and stood up. "Anyway. Are you ready Naruto?"
"NO! Sorry Ero-Sannin but I won't do it."
"Fine. See ya."
"HOLD IT!" Jiraya turned and looked at his pupil. "Just like that?"
"Just like that. I'm too old to try and manipulate your life Naruto. You've already banged Tsunade like she was a drum. Who am I, now, to tell you what to do? But be warned Naruto," Jiraya said as he opened the door and looked back, "it has already begun. You must prepare or fall to the might of multitudes of women. You can keep the chart. I have all the kunoichi arranged by order of rep building. Also there's a small hand out tapped to the back of the bored outlining how each will increase your rep."
And he was gone.
"Oh I have these lovely five by eights of-" A giant shuriken cut off one of the horns of Jiraya's headband. "I'll just leave them in your mailbox…" and he was gone.
Naruto looked at Yui who smiled, "He was nice."
It was too much. Shit like this doesn't happen randomly. And Naruto was tired of it dammit.
"WHY THE FUCK DOES IT ALL HAPPEN TO ME?!
Tenten sighed as she, Lee, and Neji re-entered Konoha. She was so tired. The mission had been a rush job. After that Yui girl had showed up and the crazy thing with Lee at Neji's house a group of rogue Iwa-Nins (1) had barged into a village and taken it over. Of course the best taijutsu team in the village had been sent and they had dispatched the threat in only three days, but still…
It was such a rush to get there before any real harm was done that Tenten had been tired and had actually missed three deathblows. Neji also looked haggard. The Hyuuga prodigy had been almost crying as he left for some reason. It had to do with why he had tried to spend the night with Lee, Lee! Of all people. He said rats or something had invaded the compound.
Tenten knew it was a lie, but still.
A night with Lee?
NEJI-KUN! Are you asleep? True youth comes from sleep, that is true, but only AFTER THE TRAINING!
Lee we're in our pajamas…
PJ TRAINING!
Something odd was going on around the Hyuuga complex. She heard from a merchant near there people kept screaming in the middle of the night. He said he also heard large 'SWAK' sounds, like when a paddle hits water or something. While it was all interesting Tenten was more inclined to wonder about what Naruto was up to with Yui.
Interrupting her thoughts Neji stopped and turned to Lee and Tenten. "Let's go out. A team outing. Diner maybe? Why not see the late film at the matinee?" he asked.
"FORGIVE ME NEJI-KUN! But I have yet to beat your curry eating record! Every time I get to forty I vomit uncontrollably! I'm going to go train with Gai-sensei to be a better eater to hold more down!"
That did sound creepy at all did it kids?
Neji's eye twitched. "Tenten?"
"Sorry Neji-kun I'm going to go home and shower." He grabbed her arms.
"PLEASE! I BEG YOU! Give me a reason to stay away…away from…"
"From what Neji-kun?" Lee asked.
Neji gulped as he remember Hiashi's voice. Neji if you tell anyone, and I do mean anyone I'll tell the entire clan and village about your experiment with 'hair dye.'
"I can't tell you…BUT PLEASE Tenten!"
"Sorry Neji I'm really dirty. Lee Neji needs to get home as fast as he can. Can you help."
"NO! LEE I NEED NO ASSISSTANCE!"
"OF COURSE NEJI-KUN!"
Tenten pointed toward the Hyuuga compound "GO LEE GO! EXPLODE FOR NEJI'S ASSISSTEACE!"
"YES I'M OFF!"
Neji alternated between screaming and crying as Lee charged toward his home. Tenten laughed all the way home. As she walked past the Yamanaka Flower Shop she heard a loud smack and a louder squeal. She blinked and saw the door to Naruto's home open. She was sure the scream had come from there.
Overlooking his student's home Jiraya smiled as he saw Tenten enter. "I can't manipulate Naruto anymore, but that doesn't mean I can't manipulate his future bitches and hos…heh, heh…" Jiraya gave a peace sign to the screen. "Damn, I'm good."
Tenten entered the home and saw first, a pair of pants on the floor. She heard another smack. Following the sound she went upstairs and saw the bedroom door was open.
"Why did you tell him that? I warned you about him!" Naruto was bellowing.
"Forgive me Naruto-sama. I didn't know revealing having sex with Tsunade-sama would be such an impact to Jiraya-sama."
Tenten stopped dead, her face blank. Had she heard right? Naruto. Having sex. With Tsunade-sama? It couldn't be. There was no way that could happen. Tenten made her way to the door and hid her chakra signature. She peeped inside and saw something that made her blood boil. Naruto was sitting in a very plain chair. He had his shirt off and was obviously sweating the in the summer heat of his home.
Yui was naked from the waist down and lying on his knees, her round rump a light pink, turning red.
He was spanking her…for letting spill about sleeping with Tsunade-sama…Tenten felt heat spread in her body. Looking at him, Naruto, in a position of complete control was arousing.
No.
It was damn sexy. Yui was obviously not being hurt, more like a child being scolded for spilling juice and not asking for help to clean.
She took a soft breath and felt something happen between her legs. It was hot watching the younger man rub his chin as he contemplated Yui's half exposed back. The woman herself was patiently awaiting her master's decision.
"It's okay Yui-chan. You don't know him like I do. Well let's get ready we have a lot of planning to do." Tenten tensed up as she thought he would get up and see her, but Yui wouldn't move. "What is it Yui-chan?"
She blushed. "Naruto-sama would you…once or twice more…" she shook as he smiled at her.
"Oh…you want me to spank you a bit more?"
"Yes Naruto-sama."
Naruto laughed. He put his hand on the sore buttocks and Yui shivered. Naruto's face took on one of gentle knowing as he began to massage the softer flesh. Yui moaned openly and pushed herself back into his hand. Tenten watched as her plump rear was squeezed and pinched by Naruto's calloused gentle fingers.
Her own butt started to grow warm. Naruto's hand suddenly flew up and slammed down hard on the left cheek. Tenten jumped as she watched the cheek swell and redden. Yui cried out much louder, especially when Naruto gave her the same treatment on her other cheek.
She wriggled as he returned to massage her. Tenten caught a whiff of a strong heady scent that made her heat bloom. She bit her lip to keep from making a sound. She turned then, realizing Naruto was rubbing some salve into Yui's butt to make it easier for her to move.
Oh my Kami-sama! Oh my Kami-sama! Oh my Kami-sama! She ran out of the house and back to her own small apartment. Naruto has had sex with my mentor and idol! He's just banged the strongest drum in Konoha! And now he's…he's…WHEN THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?!
Ino grunted as she tried to forget the feeling in her ass. She gritted her teeth as she gnawed on her sandwich. Her mother blinked as she watched her daughter eat so ferociously. Ever since she had come back from her new neighbors she had been like this. The senior Yamanaka-san knew better than to ask why her daughter was so angry.
Ever since she and Sakura had done that horrible prank to the poor ramen stand girl, she had been trying to stay on her daughter's good side.
"Ino-chan-"
"NO I DON'T NEED ANY VASELINE!" she roared at her mother and went back to eating.
"Ah…good to know…" she replied.
Ino's eye twitched. Her ass throbbed even more now. It was the combination of her memory and the hit Naruto had delivered earlier that day. It was aggravating!
And sexy.
NO! Not sexy at all! Naruto spanking me is not sexy. Unless he uses a paddle…or mmmm even a whi-NO! GODDAMMIT! Why the hell is this coming to me…now. When Sakura, my best friend by the way is off in the forest somewhere sucking tree sap to get him and Yui-chan, did I just call her Yui-chan oh dammit…is already sleeping and bathing with him…I'm jealous aren't I?
Ino's mother watched as her daughter went from angry, to annoyed, to normal, to now slightly depressed. "Mother," she asked softly.
"Yes Ino-chan?"
"How do you know when you're in love?"
"Why honey?" she was kind of skeptical. The last thing she knew her daughter's definition of love had a six-pack and was pinned to her wall while the other part of the feeling ran on batteries.
Or chakra.
"Because-because whenever I see the boy I think I like…and he's with another girl."
"And you get jealous?" her mother asked, Ino nodded. "Then you don't love him." Ino gaped.
"But-" she began.
He mother cut her off with a swift hand movement, "No buts. Did you really love Sasuke? You saw Sakura even an inch closer than you were to him and your jealousy would go haywire. Ino-chan," she said as she saw Ino hang her head.
So Naruto doesn't mean anything to me either? Just a cute boy so I can fu-"Huh mother?"
"You know you'll love him because when he smiles, even if it is to or at another woman, you'll feel happy because he's happy. Do you understand?"
Ino nodded. Weakly.
"So what will you do?"
Ino's ass throbbed painfully. "Get some Vaseline…" she stood up and went toward her room.
Ino's mother blinked. My daughter is insane…
Kakashi blinked as he looked at Jiraya's little 'Pimp Training' pamphlet. Yes that's right…
A fucking pamphlet.
"You actually did it?"
"Yep. Gave him the chart and everything."
"That's why you wanted that?" Kakashi asked as he read over point four: A pimp must never sleep with skanks. They hurt rep and cause bad things to happen to your penis. Sweet Buddha…
"Yeah anyway uh…did you know about him and Tsunade?"
"Yep."
"Did you uh…"
Kakashi held up a copy of the video. "Base footage. A few outtakes and some possible soundtracks," he said revealing a second disc.
"I love you Kakashi."
"Everyone loves me.(2)"
That night a holy terror ripped into the Hyuuga Mansion. The branch family rose up to protect their cousins as the main family members were defeated one by one. Even with it a good two thirds of its power sealed away it was still too much for them. The branch family's greatest guards assembled and prepared for one last stand.
The majority of the ten ninja force had been decimated in one fell swoop. Now only three remained to hold the tide.
"RUN! OH MY GOD SHE GOT HACHIRO!" a young woman screamed as she scrambled past two Hyuuga compound guards. "RUN! RUN!"
"This is bad. Where's Hiashi-sama when we need him?"
"Where do you think? He's hiding in his closet again!"
"WHAT?! WE NEED HIM!"
"Yeah but remember what happened the first time?! I never thought a guy with an ego that big would be so aerodynamic…" he snorted.
A strong presence filled the dark hallway of the mansion. The two guards set up a chakra barrier and then turned running deeper into the compound. Neji was waiting for them, his brow furrowed the Caged Bird Seal glowing in the light as were theirs. "The barrier?"
"C-Rank sir! We've tried our best but she keeps breaking through them! Do you know why she's coming this way?"
Neji clenched his fists, "We hid the…weapon…in the servant women's barracks. She's after that."
The two shuddered. The weapon was powerful if not odd. It had defeated twelve main family members in one swing the previous night. "So what are Hiashi-sama's orders?" he asked.
"He gave only one…" Neji closed his eyes in thought.
"Yeah?" the two guards asked.
"Don't let her hit me…"
The two fell over and recovered as the lights began to go on and off. "She's attacking the barrier! Neji-san what do we do?"
"We have to keep her at bay. There are only three more hours left in the phase so if we can keep the weapon out of her hands for that long then-"
An explosion cut him off as a chakra backlash whipped at them. "SHE BROKE IT THIS FAST!" Fuuken cried as she charged around the corner. "RUN AWAY!"
The three branch family members dashed before her and hurriedly entered a strong chamber with a reinforced door. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEJI?!"
"Hanabi-sama…WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT?!" he screamed as he saw several of the women from both families huddled together with Hanabi holding the weapon.
"She came after me and I was scared…and…and I thought…" she cried and ran to Neji burying her face in his chest.
He put a hand on her head and assumed his 'Neji-Aniki' phase. "It's okay Hanabi-sama she can't break in here the door is strong. Fuuken and Hija are the best barrier makers in the entire branch family. They'll keep us safe…"
"Uh Neji-san…"
"Yes?" he asked turning to them.
The holy terror was holding both Fuuken and Hija by the throats. Her eyes were glowing in the dark. A twisted smile crossed her features as she stepped into the room. "Hello Neji-aniki…ah Hanabi-chan thank you so much for holding that for me…"
"Hinata-sama…please stop this…"
"Stop what?" Hinata asked as she was seen completely. The once shy and demure Hyuuga Princess was now a queen…
A dominatrix queen.
She wore high leather boots that encased her thighs, attached to her sandals, and were hooked to a leather garter belt. A pair of very slutty panties covered only the bare essentials of her sex while her once well-groomed bush was now completely gone exposing clean pale skin.
On her arms were a pair of gloves that left her fingers bare. The gloves wound up her arms and over her elbows. Her breasts and diaphragm were covered with a leather corset that had two straps of leather that tied around her headband's slate of metal making it resemble a collar.
"Give me my paddle Hanabi-chan. Be a good girl. I would want to have to…" her eyes reflected a deviant light of pure sexual evil, "discipline you."
Fuuken and Hija were both crying. We're first…damned if she does…damned if she doesn't…
"Hanabi…throw the paddle at her and run…"
"Neji-Aniki that would be good if this wasn't a closed square room…" Hanabi deadpanned.
Neji started and looked around the room. He quickly activated his Byakugan and saw a secret entrance, "There Hanabi-chan," he said putting a hand on her shoulder. "There's a secret entrance…"
"Thanks for the sudden news-cast Neji…but you're too late…"
Neji froze ad he moved his hand down the arm f the shoulder he was feeling. When he came to a leather glove his eye twitched. He didn't even dare to turn toward her.
"Neji-aniki…" Hinata chirped. "No one touches my leather…BUT NARUTO-KUN!" she swung the great paddle down, then up straight into Neji's face.
"NO HINATA-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAA!" he cried as he broke through the ceiling and flew over the village.
Down below, a young boy with massive eyebrows was looking at the stars when he noticed his eternal rival above him soaring like an eagle. "HASSU! That's! That's!" He took out a pair of binoculars and gazed at the flying person. "NEJI-KUN! He's gained the ability to fly! I MUST SURPASS HIM!" Lee hurried took out his personal copy of 'BOOK OF YOUTHFUL FACTS AND TRIVIA!' Quickly skimming the pages he found that the highest spot in the Land of Fire was Tenchiho (3) Mountain in the east.
"NEJI-KUN SOON WE SHALL FLY TOGETHER!" Lee's mind was suddenly encased by an image of him in a super hero costume. I being the loser and second to follow in Neji-kun's master of slight I'd be the sidekick! But it doesn't matter as heroes we would show the youth of today how to stay the youthful of tomorrow!
Lee! Hurry my incredible family eyes show me something un-youthful happening at a predetermined distance that we can only get to by flying!
HASSU! Neji-kun! Glorious for I have just finished mastering the ability to fly!
THEN OFF! FOR YOUTH!
"FOR YOUTH!" Lee said throwing up a fist. He looked around quickly and pulled from under his pillow a Naruto mask and bullhorn. He put the mask on and put the bullhorn to his lips. "GO LEE GO! EXPLODE FOR FLIGHT!"
He took it off and assumed his normal pose. "YES NARUTO-KUN! I'M OFF!"
And he was indeed.
Little did he know that Hiashi, several other Hyuuga elders, and Fuuken and Hija soon followed Neji in his tearful flight.
The next day Naruto sighed as he wiped his brow. He and Yui smiled as they looked at the board that previously held very naughty data facts about the females in Naruto's little click. "Well finally!" he said with a grin. The board had been infused with Chakra to flip its original writing over whatever was put on top of it.
Jiraya is no fool, ho, respect.
Ahem…Anyway they had gotten the sound system and new TV shortly after the incident with Jiraya. And Naruto had quickly told them to ask for payment. He didn't want Tsunade getting angry and destroying something when she found out Jiraya knew about their little 'rendezvous.'
They had covered up the chart with a chakra imbued menu and song request list. They had given special instructions to not touch the chart otherwise. Yui had assured Naruto the chart's original writing would be sealed until they decided the old fool's plan had some merit.
Naruto personally thought it was all bullsh-
"Hello?" Naruto and Yui saw their door was open and Ino was waiting for them.
Naruto hung his head and then smiled, "Hey Ino-chan what do ya need?"
"I wanted to come and say…" she walked up to Naruto and bopped her fist gently on his head. "I accept your apology. But just because I accept doesn't mean I'll let you touch my ass got it Foxy?"
Naruto smiled. "You got it Ino-chan! So want to help us get some stuff for the party? We also need to invite everyone."
"Of course. We may be able to find Forehead while we're at it," Ino said ticking her hand.
"Sakura-chan…now that you mention it I haven't seen her for a couple days? Hmm, I wonder where she is…"
The scroll flashed brilliantly. Sakura smiled. The fourth aspect of this special jutsu was to make a contract with some sort of creature that gave you its power. After analyzing the scroll's descriptions she had come to the conclusion that it was like summoning one of the Eight Gates. After giving a little chakra you got a lot more in exchange.
The only thing that bothered her was the creature she was supposed to make a contract with wasn't described.
But if there was a time for desperate measures, this was it.
Her blood dripped onto the paper and flashed. As it did a bright orange flame appeared before her. A male like shape seemed to hover over and from the flames before it took on a bit of detail. The body of a man with powerful abs and pectorials. His strong arms held out at his sides, his fists clenched. He had long flowing hair that wrapped into a braid and fluttered in the heat of his flame. His legs and groin grew from a spiral of burning mist that was the scroll.
She was blown back by the amount of chakra pouring off of him. Name yourself child.
"H-Haruno Sakura…" she gulped.
HARUNO RAKUSA!
"Sakura."
Whatever. This technique you are learning is a powerful and forbidden Shinobi art. You wish to master it? Do you know of the dangers of it? Do you have any idea HOW MANY HAVE COME BFORE YOU AND SUCCEEDED?! HOW MANY HAVE FAILED?! The great fire summon spread his giant arms and became a beacon of pure energy. He rose over giving her a feeling in of such smallness she was like an atom in his universe.
"No…sir…"
Cool. Let's get going then. Sakura fell over. Now remember, ancient ninja art, deadly in wrong hands, quote from the Spiderman move…yada, yada, yada, blah, blah…
"What was that last part?"
Nothing…JUST LISTEN MORTAL! I am a physical manifestation of the Will…Of…FIRE! My power is in short…BITCHIN! Why should you of all people be gifted with it?
"I…I need it to prove I am the best!"
THE BEST?! At what pray tell!
"I…"
YES? Tell me! I'm a fool for little details like this! He rubbed his great hands together.
"Uzumaki Naruto…I want to be his-"
Uzumaki? UZUMAKI NARUTO?! You mean the container of the Dreaded demon fox spirit Kyuubi? Damn girl you set your sights high don't you? Well…if you used this technique you must really want to meet his little demon fox…if you know what I mean…He said pointing to his own genital area. It, along with his legs, were really a mass of spiraling fire.
"Uh…yeah I get it…so will you help me or not?"
Sakura. This technique is so awesome it will knock your socks off! If ninja wore socks…Hmmm...He put his hand to his chin and jutted it out in thought. Hey why don't ninjas wear socks?
Sakura's forehead revealed a huge vein. "I DON'T KNOW JUST GIVE ME THE TECHNIQUE ALREADY!
The spirit cringed. You don't have to yell…He tapped the ends of his fingers together not unlike Hinata. Okay…strip down!
"What?"
You don't have any other clothes besides that cloak and your panties right? Well, giving you the technique will engulf you in pure awesome so you can't just let it pure awesome your clothes right off your body right?
"I…I guess so…"
THEN STRIP GIRL! He took out a boom box and started playing dance music. Sakura glared at him. What? I've been trapped in this damn scroll for nearly four hundred years! Give me a little booty shake here!
"You…DIRTY OLD MAN! YOU'RE WORSE THAN JIRAYA!" she punched him and suddenly recoiled as her first caught on fire. "YAY! OH GOD IT HURTS! BURNING!" she threw herself in a nearby stream and put her hand out. She crawled out and stalked back to him. "Bastard…"
Don't blame me. You're the one that decided to punch a manifestation of FIRE in the face. So bitch you gonna get naked now? You need to dry your clothes anyway.
Sakura huffed and stripped out of her wet clothes and stood before the Spirit of Fire.
Are you truly ready Haruno Sakura? She nodded. Then here we go! By the way…He said as a ball of pure awesome formed in his hands. He put a hand on her shoulder, strangely it didn't burn. Did I mention this will hurt like a bitch?
"Uh…no…"
Well then enjoy the awesome!
He flamed the ball of energy into Sakura's stomach.
PURE AWESOME-D!
Sakura grunted as she was blown back into the sky. Man what a technique! It's giving me visions! She turned her head. Hey, is that Neji?...Can he see me naked from there?
The Manifestation of the Will of Fire stood in his original position. His fires slowly dying out. Since his new contract was currently adapting to the change he had triggered in her body he was no longer needed. She most likely was out of chakra after calling him anyway.
He smiled. So…after so long my power against the Kyuubi's. It's interesting. I never thought things would happen this way. Or this soon…
Did you…
Yai?
A/N: Well that ends Chapter 7! Oooh mysterious! Well anyway I hope you all are looking forward to the aprty and seeing how I've twisted everyone else in the Rookie 9. Also I've decided to ask for candidates for betas for ideas and chapters. Anyone interested send me a PM or e-mail.
Dictionary:
1 (Iwa-nin): Hidden Stone Ninja
2 (Everyone loves Kakashi): Don't lie to yourself.
3 (Tenchiho Mountain): Literally: Heaven and Earth Fire.