Gaz here.

Yeah, first chapter and I still don't know how this works. This is probably my last, too, unless something direly important happens and Dare, Dib, and Zim don't post anything about it.

I finished my GS2 for the 3rd time. Now I'm bored so I'm just typing this.

I'll try and make this as dramatic as I can so Dare doesn't boot this chapter off her story.

Whatever.

And Dib told me recently that Zim's ex-girlfriend Tak and her cat Mimi are back on Earth for revenge or something.

"FIELD TRIP! FIELD TRIP!" everyone screamed as they loaded onto the bus. It can't really get any more annoying unless they start singing.

I'm not in Ms. Bitters' class, but a few kids didn't go. Dare actually managed to sneak me in the bus when no one was watching.

We were forced to wear hats and gloves and winter casual crap onto the bus because when we get there, it'll be about 20°. The class all sat on one side because Dib was sitting on the other. Delilah moved from her original spot on that side and sat next to Dib.

Dare wore a leopard print winter coat with fake fur accenting the hood, dark purple/white-stripped gloves, tawny fawn colored Ugg boots, and tight black leggings with a denim skirt.

Dib was wearing light blue earmuffs, a winter jacket version of his usual black trench coat, his usual black pants, black snow boots, and fingerless gloves.

I wore a black beanie with a skull charm on it, a purple scarf that matched my mittens, my old cargo boots, black winter jacket, and my pink leggings.

Zim only wore one of his alien uniforms.

Zim moved over and sat behind Dare. I forgot my GS2 in my suitcase, and I was bored, and Dare's my friend, so I sat in the row behind Zim. The bus started.

I heard some girl on the other side say, "Oh mah gawd they're FRIENDS!"

I was about to say a retort, but Delilah got it first. "Oh? So nobody is allowed to have friends except you, O Smart-Ass One?"

Dare's as mean as me when she wants to be!

The girl 'hmph'ed and turned her nose up the other way.

"So what does that do?" Dare turned back to Dib, who brought out his laptop.

"Oh, that-" Dib was interrupted by Zim growling like a guard dog.

Dare looked at him pissed off a little, "Do ya want me to sit next to you, Zim?" she asked sarcastically.

He smiled, totally dropping the evil stink-eye for Dib. If Zim was a dog, or had some king of a tail, he probably would have wagged it.

"OK, fine," Dare gave up, "Sorry Dib," she apologized to my brother.

"It's fine; I don't want to die anyway," he looked back at Zim. They stuck their tongues out at each other.

Delilah moved back with Zim and I moved next to Dib.

"Big fat show-off," Dib cursed under his breath. But Zim must have heard him anyway; he grabbed Dare's neck, "MINE."

"Let. Go. Or. Face. My. Wrath," she threatened him. Zim let go, but held her hand instead. She blushed and leaned on his shoulder.

I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH ZIM AND I AM NOT A ZAGR PERSON! YOU SHIPPERS SUCK! I LOVE NOBODY!

But... This is what I know:

Boys at school like Dare

Zim and Dib like Dare.

Dare loves Zim and likes Dib (as a brother).

I like Dare (as a sister).

But I have no crush. And I'm not lesbian. Screw you.

"Hey, don't make out in the back seat," I taunted them.

Dare looked over the seat and narrowed her eyes. Major sweat-drop (a sweat-drop is an anime emotion that signals slight embarrassment; relates to the blue embarrassment face [Blu-E-Face]).

It felt like FOR-EV-VER for the damn bus ride to end.

"Zim," Dib looked back at him suspiciously, "Are you sure this isn't another bus to send the class to that room with the moose again?"

Zim rolled his eyes. "And just WHY would I doom MYSELF along with the bus?" he asked loudly.

"I dunno..."

"Real smart, Dib," I complained.

"Wait," Dare stopped, "Zim," he looked at her, "Didn't you once say that water burns your skin?"

His eyes darted, but he nodded.

"Ha! You're gonna burn!" Dib taunted.

"I've been in snow before stupid, as long as it doesn't melt on my feet, I'm fine," Zim retorted.

"Then you're gonna need a new set of boots!" Dare said, "Hell, maybe even a new winter wardrobe while we're at it! What did you pack?"

"And why does new winter clothes matter?" he asked.

"Because... The boots will keep your feet from sinking into the snow, the coat will keep you warmer, the leggings... same thing, the hat and the scarf will... yeah, same thing. Plus! Everything's waterproof."

Zim's eyes widened in interest. "Waterproof?"

Dare nodded.

He put his arm around her shoulder.

Out of nowhere, a group of boys sitting opposite of Dare called her, "Hey bitch! Get over here!"

Delilah proudly got up from her aisle seat and faced them, leaning on the seat behind them. "OK, whaddya want with poor little me?" she asked sarcastically.

One of the boys, the ringleader, got up. "Rumor says that you like-like Dib,"

The second guy stayed, but added, "Yeah! He's the biggest loser in the school!"

"I can hear you!" Dib yelled at them.

The third stuck his tongue out at him.

"What?" Dare argued, "I don't love him; I only like him as a brother!" She had a sweet, innocent smile on her face that pisses me off when others do it. But Dare's OK.

"Oh, I see," the first guy taunted, "A brother. SO how do you feel about that green kid? And the Goth-girl?"

"I like Gaz as a sister, and personally, me and Zim are none of your business, jackass,"

The two boys behind him went "OOOOOOOOHHH! That hurt!"

"What did you call me?" he yelled, stepping a few feet closer to Dare. Keep in mind, the bus is moving.

"I called you a jackass," she answered innocently. Somehow, she has a way to make people really angry fast when she talks like that. I have no idea how, though. "And my relationships with my own friends are none of your bees-shit."

Never heard that before. I guess it's like beeswax, but just replaced the wax with shit. Pretty smart!

"WHY YOU LITTLE-" he tried to grab her coat collar, but she bounced back like lightning.

"BUS FIGHT!" everyone chanted.

"Yeah! Bus fight!" the boy who was fighting Dare said.

"You sure?" Dare asked him, doing a hair flip.

"Fuck yeah!" He charged at Dare with a big fist.

Dare didn't even do anything. The bus turned right and totally knocked the kid out of balance. He flew and smacked into a random window.

He peeled himself off and got back on the ground. He tried to punch her, but she perfectly caught his fist and twisted it down. He moaned in agony.

Then the bus then tilted up on a steep hill. Delilah raised an eyebrow at the kid (who was actually crying right now. Big fat whiner) and tossed him to the back of the bus with one hand.

How is the kid flopping all over the place but Dare doesn't move and inch?

Maybe it's her shapeshifter powers, but how should I know?

The kid flew over to the back and immediately cried, "I surrender! I surrender!"

I couldn't help myself. "WHINER!" I yelled at him.

The bus was level again and the kid ran past Dare to his seat, bawling.

Dare calmly sat next to Zim and smiled at the kid. "Hey look, there's good parking!" she said.

Everyone turned their heads from her and looked out the window. They saw the ski resort and cheered like no tomorrow.

We all loaded out of the bus. Everyone grouped in front of Ms. Bitters.

"I'm going to the lounge and never coming out," she said. Then she walked off.

Some fat guy with brown hair who ran the resort took Ms. Bitters' place and started talking.

"Hello, my name is Fred," he said, "All you kids will be on your own for a week, but there are rules you must abide by,"

Everyone moaned.

"You must wake up at around 8:00 and breakfast will be at 8:30. Lunch is at noon and dinner is at 5:15. There will be many activities planned for you if you are bored. I large flyer will be hanging in your dorms. And of course, everyone is free to ski at anytime!" Fred finished. "Your dorm building is over there; good luck,"

The kids all walked over to a nearby building that said 'Dorms' on the front door. Everyone went inside and saw another staff member.

"Hello children, my name is Jen," she said, "I will be dividing you into your dorm rooms. Boys are on this side of the building and girls are on that side."

Me, Dare, and the rest of the girls loaded up to the left side of the building, while Dib, Zim, and the other boys piled up on the right.

"Now we shall pick a dorm captain; a dorm captain keeps things straightened up in the rooms."

"I nominate ZIM!" Zim yelled, flailing his hands in the air.

Dare interrupted, "I nominate Dib," she debated.

"But-" Zim sputtered.

"Dib is our dorm captain for the boys," Jen said.

"Sweet!" Dib said.

"Thanks, Dare," Zim complained.

"I can see it in your eyes:" she replied, "You're not the best leader,"

Zim pouted, with an angry anime vein (an angry anime vein shows on creature when it is ticked off; also known as just an anime vein).

"I nominate Dare," I raised my hand.

"Then Dare is the new dorm captain for the girls," Jen replied, "I'm sure you will understand how everything works here and have a great time!"

Jen left. Everyone started exploring the dorms.

You'll never guess what happens next.