Stories

Story 12: Flies

Pairings: None

Humor

Tristan was sitting on a couch in his hot house. It was really hot. It was like over 100 degrees outside. It's been that way for the past few weeks. Tristan couldn't stand this heat. It was killing him. The worst part was that there were flies all over in his house. Flies were everywhere. They kept bothering him and they kept buzzing. It sounded like a jungle in his house!

A fly suddenly landed on Tristan's head. Tristan shooed it away with his hand. Another fly landed on his hand. He shooed it away. Then three more flies landed on his face. Tristan started hitting his own face to get the flies off. The three flies were dead on his face and there was nasty fly blood on Tristan's hands and face. He growled and got up. He went into the bathroom to wash his face. In the bathroom held more flies. All the flies were covering the toilet and the sink. Tristan almost threw up and he ran out of the bathroom.

"Darn you flies!" Tristan shouted, as he left his house. Tristan went to the grocery store to get a flyswatter. In the store he went to the bug aisle. He grabbed two bug killer sprays, five flyswatters, and seven fly traps. "This'll get rid of those flies," then Bakura suddenly walked up to Tristan.

"Hello, Tristan," Bakura greeted him. "Having some fly problems?"

"Yeah. What are you doing here, Bakura?" Tristan asked.

"I was getting some flyswatters because I'm having a fly problem too," Bakura replied.

"Oh. Well, see you later, Bakura," Tristan went to pay for his stuff and then he left to his house.

At Tristan's house there were more flies in the house than last time. Immediately flies landed on Tristan's face. Tristan started moving around crazy. He got the bug killer spray out and started spraying the flies all around him. The flies he sprayed started dying.

"Haha, take that!" Tristan laughed.

After a while Tristan ran out of bug killer spray and fly traps. There was still a gang of flies in the house. Now Tristan had to use the flyswatters. He started swatting flies one by one, two by two, and three by three. Lots of flies suddenly landed on Tristan's head. Tristan started running around crazy. "HELP ME!" all of the flies in the house got Tristan.

THE END