Chapter 2 is here!
warning to all twilighters: have a sense of humor. dont bother with this story if u cant stand seeing twilight made fun of, really, just chill.
thx for all the good reviews, i hope i can keep writing good chapters.
also: this is a PARODY. The characters r obviously gonna b ooc and the personality will be exaggerated.
this chapter will start from when bella is becoming obsessed with edward.
Bella: Egh! I hate SNOW! Frickin snow!!! It's ruining my day!
Mike: Why are you always in a bad mood?
Bella: Because I hate snow, I hate fish, and I hate Edward!!!!
Mike: Fish?
Bella: Never mind
Mike: No, you can tell me. I'll listen to you, unlike Tyler or Eric. I'll always listen to you, and I'll always be by your side.
Bella: Ew! Get away! I don't even like you!
Mike (grumpily): Well who do you like?
Bella: Edward. *drools, lost in thought*
Mike: But you just said you hate him!
Bella: Life is complicated.
Mike: You're so philosophical and deep, just my kind of girl.
Bella: Uh.... *thinks really hard about a way to put this nicely, when suddenly something springs to mind* Mike, I don't want to go out with you because I think it would hurt Jessica's feelings.
Mike: Jessica?! You're kidding me, right?
Bella: You're just like all other dudes, blind as ever!
Mike: *deep in thought*
bella runs off as quickly as she can to lunch to escape mike...
at lunch...
Eric: Hey Bella, baby, sit here, next to me!
Bella: I'm not impressed with people with acne issues and smelly, greasy hair.
Tyler: *waggles eyebrows* You can sit next to ME. Come on, don't be shy.....
Bella: Frickin' weirdo...
Lauren to Tyler: Hey what about me? Do you find me attractive?
Tyler, uncertain and like, what the hell-ish expression: Uh.....sure........i GUESS so........
Lauren: I'm so hot. Bella, I don't even know why everyone likes you, I mean your like, ALBINO.
Bella: Beats me. My mom uses that creepy old lady powder on me every morning. She puts it EVERYWHERE. She's crazy...
Lauren: I see that the mental problems are a genetic issue.
Bella: What?
at class, the one with edward in it...
Bella: Hey, Edward's not here! WHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries*
next day....
Bella: Dammit! He's still not here!
next day...
Bella: Was he really that offended by that constipation thing?
next day...
Edward: Hey I'm Edward Cullen. Everything's cool.
Bella: No it's not!!! Dude, you were GLARING at me! For no damn reason!
Bella: Hey, your eyes changed color!
Edward: Do you have ADD?
Bella: Don't talk to me, you bug me.
lesson continues...
edward hands bella the science stuff
his hand touches her hand...
Bella: Youch! Do you regularily stuff your hand in a freezer all night?!
Edward: You should see the nurse.
Bella: I just saw her! She was walking down the hall. Man, that coat of hers is HIDEOUS.
Edward: ...never mind....
bella thinks: Despite everything that's so weird about him, I LIKE himi! No, I LOVE him. He smells so good! I wonder if he got the scents from hollister...
bella: sniff sniff sniff
Edward: What the hell are you DOING?!
Bella: Sniff....you smell so good.....
Edward: um...thank you?
this was a relatively short chapter, and i hope u like it as much as the first.
if u keep reviewing i'll keep updating
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