A/N: Sorry I've been gone so long. The computer that has the internet at my house went kaput and so I had to get a new harddrive for it. Well It's done, I didn't have time to beta so it may have a few errors, but I'll fix it in a while.

Also, tomorrow or the next day I'll re-post chapter 5 to be the full blown lemon version because I'm tired of people asking for the link.

Chapter 11

The Party is Started

As Yui walked back to her home she contemplated the day's events and wondered what the next night would bring her. She eagerly awaited the opportunity to see Lee again, not because she had outgrown her tragic fear of his or his mentor's eyebrows, but because the prospect of Naruto eating her out every night was starting to grow on her.

Yui did not want to admit it, but she was feeling self conscious about herself. Naruto obviously cared for her, as he allowed her into the most secret places of his heart and home.

But she had been hoping for some gratification. Sexual gratification.

Most men Yui knew, and they were a very large number despite her mother's best interests to keep her away from most men, were ready and willing whenever the woman was. And Yui was far more than willing. But Naruto seemed adverse to any kind of contact no matter what she wanted. She needed to talk to someone.

Looking up she realized she could always ask Tsunade-sama. Deciding that her master's mother figure (and first woman) was the best person to ask she dashed toward the tower.

To say Yui was angry was an understatement. She had asked Tsunade a few moments ago why Naruto was so adamant about not touching women. The answer had left her with a bad taste in her mouth and a horrible set of gruesome images flowing through her mind. Most of them involved torture Orochimaru would cringe at.

"You mean to tell me it's your fault?" Yui asked. Yui was thankful her sensei Joya was amazingly keeping her trap shut.

"Well I made sure Naruto did not get any ideas from that pervy bastard Jiraya," Tsunade said as she sipped some of her sake.

"So…you threatened him?" Yui asked.

"Yeah. That's the only way to get through that thick head of his," Tsunade replied.

Yui slammed her fists down hard on Tsunade's desk. "Did it ever occur to you to just tell him not to do those things?" she asked, her voice barely keeping her anger at bay.

Tsunade blinked. "No, why?"

That's it…"YOU STUPID OLD COW!" Yui roared. Both Tsunade and even Joya were taken back by the sudden outburst, and the fact Yui had just picked up Tsunade's desk. "I'VE BEEN SPENDING THE LAST FOUR DAYS OF MY LIFE WONDERING IF MY MASTER WOULD EVEN LOOK MY WAY AND HERE I COME TO FIND THAT ONE STUPID OLD WHORE WHO CAN'T EVEN FATHOM A SOLUTION THAT DOES NOT REQUIRE HER FISTS TURNS HIM INTO A WOMAN AVOIDING EUNNICH!

Tsunade's eyebrow twitched angrily. "Now see here!" she grunted raising a hand with her finger extended.

"SHUT-UP!" Yui roared as she crushed the desk back down and broke it in half. Joya was very happy when she saw Tsunade close her mouth and lower her finger. "You have done one of the stupidest things a mother can do to a child. I should break your arms and your legs…" she hissed through clenched teeth, which had become fangs.

"Yui listen a little if Naruto doesn't want to-" Joya stopped when her student's head turned toward her and revealed a visage of pure anger.

"Did you say something Joya-this has nothing to do with you-sensei?" she snarled.

"No…nothing at all Yui-sama nothing at all…" Joya said shaking.

"So…Tsunade-sama what do you suggest we do to correct YOUR MASSIVE mistake?"

Tsunade gulped. She wasn't liking where this situation was going. So maybe she hadn't taken the best methods when teaching Naruto about being like his sensei. But how was she supposed to know she would have known Naruto would have made the conclusion she meant if he touched any woman. It wasn't like she had actually hurt him in…no it couldn't be…

"Your face does not instill confidence in me Tsunade-sama," Yui growled.

"Uh…Yui are you sure Naruto does not want to sleep with you?"

"I'm quite sure that if we were not so close he would not even be able to live comfortably with me in the same room let alone the same bed."

Tsunade gulped, "I…I was afraid of that…"

Yui let loose a sound of rage and turned from the desk of the most useless woman she had ever met. Kicking the door open she stormed out and headed for home. Joya, who had ducked under her won desk when Yui lifted Tsunade's, finally showed herself.

She stood up and looked at Tsunade, "What happened Tsunade? What would make that boy not want to be with women?"

Tsunade, who had folded her hands in her lap and let her head hang, blushed. "I am a stupid old woman aren't I?"

"Well that depends. Did you influence a young boy, an emotionally scared young boy I might add, in the worst manner you could."

Tsunade hung her head even more, "I…I hope it wasn't just me."

Joya lowered her eyes then looked up at one of the few people she cared about that were still alive, "What did you do Tsunade."

Tsunade tensed up in remembrance then sighed, "It was during a vacation. I took Naruto and Sakura with me because they were getting tired out from all the extra missions they had to do after Uchiha Sasuke defected. Well it wasn't much of a vacation. I kept getting messaging birds asking for approval on top of all the paperwork I had to bring along with me. So I was really irritated.

"One night I had pushed it all away and started drinking. I was so out of it I didn't even realize it when Naruto came in and asked to stay with me for a little bit. Well he dozed off and put his head on my lap and…"

Joya could just imagine what happened. "You said yes while drunk but when you woke up, still drunk, you got pissed and told him never to do that again and hit him didn't you?" Tsunade lowered her head even more. "What happened the next day?"

"He didn't even seemed fazed, the bruises I had given him were healed, naturally, and Sakura had been dead asleep when it happened so she had no idea what was going on. I didn't know how well Naruto hid his emotions then so I had no idea…"

"So in one fell move you made a very innocent boy who only wants attention scared any affection he does get is a ploy by people to hurt him?"

"…God," she held her face in her hands. "And he still cares about me…"

Joya didn't offer any words of comfort. She remembered all to well when Yai, Yui's mother, had done something equally as stupid. She had called Yui an unwanted brat and told her to leave. If Joya had not returned from a shopping trip then Yui would have run into the village and been captured by the people.

Joya had no sympathy for Yai, who had accepted the responsibility of Yui on her own, so she had no sympathy for Tsunade had accepted a wounded boy's love as a mother.

"We have work to do Tsunade…" Joya said.

Tsunade nodded and took up her pen and went back to signing contracts. She spied the sake bottle on her desk and swiped it with her hand. It flew off and shattered against one of the bare patches of the wall.

Yui stalked through Konoha, feeling glares she did not deserve. She finally understood why Naruto had been so nervous around Anko, her previous actions during the chunin exam and the effects of Tsunade's mistake, whatever it was, had caused Naruto to feel conflicted and suspicious of the woman he barely trusted in the first place.

That was why he was also so nervous about Tsunade coming to help him with his 'problem.' Not because he had a strong connection to him as son to mother, but because she had already in effect replaced affection with hostility once.

Yui clenched her fists. Her anger was broiling over. She wanted to attack something and vent her frustrations.

She then thought of Naruto. Blinking she looked up and found herself at her home. She hurried in, the door was thankfully open. "NARUTO-SAMA!" she screamed looking around. "NARUTO-SAMA!"

"What is it Yui-chan?" he asked appearing from the kitchen, a bowl of ramen in his hands.

She looked at him and sighed contently. "I'm sorry for yelling. I thought you may be in trouble," she said putting a hand to her chest.

He went squint. "I'm fine Yui-chan."

"Are you sure?" she asked.

Naruto who had been leaning against the lintel of his new kitchen went back to slurping his noodles. "Do I look like I'm in trouble?"

"It's look like you're trying to keep me from worrying by hiding what you really feel," she replied.

He opened his eyes and sucked the noodles into his mouth. He turned form her. "I'm fine Yui-chan."

She made several seals and sent a powerful genjutsu at him. Naruto turned swiftly and swiped his hand. The jutsu was knocked off it course and the chakra hit the wall to Yui's left. She narrowed her eyes and looked at where it had hit. Naruto had used his own chakra in a wind technique to blast hers away from him.

"I'm fine Yui-chan. I'd be a lot better without you binding me in one place all the t-BWAH!" he gasped as she leapt at him and tackled him to the ground. He lost his ramen and the chopsticks he was using to eat them as Yui sat on his stomach.

"Stop it now Naruto, please," she begged softly. "I told you I want to share everything with you. Tell me what is wrong." She took in a sharp breath, "Tell me why you don't love me."

Naruto's eyes widened at that. He blinked a little. "Yui-chan…"

She hugged his head to her shoulder and kissed his cheek. "Tell me please. What makes me so undesirable? What is wrong with me?"

"There's nothing wrong with you. I…I just never had anyone who wanted to be with me so badly. I mean there is Sakura and Kakashi, but I think they were only with me at the beginning because they had to. I know Sasuke and Sakura did. Kakashi may have chosen me for our team…but…"

Yui raised herself up and looked at him. She blushed as she pressed her lips to his and kissed him. Naruto hugged her and kissed her back. Yui felt her body heat up and begin to unleash her pheromones. She tried to keep them in check, but then she smelled something that made her nose and pelvis grow warm and content.

It was Naruto.

He rolled them and hung over her, his hand on either side of his head. A look of deep contemplation and hunger was in his eyes. He kissed her again and put his weight on her, she wrapped her arms around his back and ran her nails down the length of his spine.

"I love you Naruto…"

It was pure ecstasy. Feeling the love in her heart flow through her body to the man she would devote every aspect of herself to was undeniably the greatest thing she had ever experienced.

Until she felt something wet on her back.

"Naruto-sama…"

"Yes Yui-chan I love you t-"

"No." He stopped and blinked at her. "I think you rolled me into the Ramen you spilled a few moments ago…"

Naruto started and got off of her. Laughing weakly he rubbed the back of his head. "That just killed the mood didn't it?" he asked laughing again. Yui looked at the back of her shirt after she had taken it off then at the puddle on the floor. She stood up and headed toward the stairs. "Hey Yui-chan where you going?"

"I'm going to bathe. No you stay," she said when Naruto stood up to follow. "You have a kitchen to clean. We also need to go out and get the tables to set up the food. Can you handle the cleaning on your own Naruto-sama?" she asked smirking.

He grinned and nodded, "Yeah…whatever you say Yui-chan…"

Naruto sighed and went to work cleaning. He smiled a little to himself.

I love you Naruto.

As the sun set Naruto looked out his new bedroom window. It was three stories under his last apartment so he wasn't afforded the view that he had grown accustomed to. There was also the fact he could focus in on Ino's bedroom window if he felt the inclination.

Voyeurism not really his thing, unless it lead to a new mission, Naruto closed the curtains.

He heard Yui's bare feet pad into the room and didn't turn to look at her. He also heard her walk to the space behind him, between the wall and the bed, and hug him. Her naked breasts were pushed into the small of his back and felt divine.

Like so many times before he felt something rise up telling him it was wrong and he should stop her before things got out of hand.

Except now, was it so bad if they did? Naruto had had sex with Tsunade of all people. The most intimidating woman he knew by position and beauty alone, never mind the tremendous amount of power that backed it up. And that had been nothing to him. The act, which in itself was very simple compared to other things Naruto had to learn, had left Naruto seeing Tsunade and other women in a new light.

Sakura and Ino and Tsunade had always been what made things hard for him. If he looked at a woman wrong he was being a pervert and deserved a punch to the head. He had already overcome one hurtle, the biggest in many ways, that made him a nervous wreck around women. Maybe Jiraya's little scheme wasn't such a bad idea. I mean, how could he be Hokage if women he loved made him nervous?

Naruto now saw sex, not as some dangerous game that could turn into an attack as easily as a battle, but as something easily overcome. And was it so bad if one of the girls came to him like Tsunade had? Given there had been circumstances beyond his control.

"Yui-chan…"

"Yes Naruto-sama?" she asked hugging him tighter.

"Ero-Sannin's plan…what did you think about it?" he asked.

Yui, shocked a little, grinned, "I believe that if you really care for the girls as you say you do attempting to be closer to them would not be undesired."

"You wouldn't feel bad about it?"

"Only if I was last," she admitted honestly. Naruto turned in her arms and hugged her. She blushed as she felt his hands trail over her bareback.

He grunted as he picked her up. She looked down at him questionably. "I'm not too good at this so don't blame me if you don't like it," he said he dropped her on the bed. She watched as he took off his shirt and discarded it to the floor.

Yui only had a few moments to understand what was going on before Naruto's head was nuzzling her secret flesh. The first flick of his tongue made her body rock with a startling orgasm. Naruto looked up from her and she grabbed his head and forced him back.

Naruto smiled as he did his work. As he listened to the small squeaks that were both adorable and arousing he mused, Maybe it's time I got over Sakura-chan. She would never want me to do this. Trying something or someone new could be really fun.

"Ooh…Naruto-sama…"

Inuzuka Tsume snorted as she looked at Jiraya. For the past several hours the hermit had been trying to convince her to replace her normal Sapporo beer purchase with hard core Sake. Normally Tsume would have considered this, but knowing about Yui, through Kiba, and knowing the perverted hermit, she was wary.

"Okay what's in it for me?" she asked as she turned to the Vodka aisle.

"Think of it this way: your son fainted from one kiss right? What if I added a little something that kept him on par with Naruto?"

Tsume stopped and considered what that would mean.

The Inuzuka clan was a powerful clan in its own right. They made up most of the hunters in the village with their ability to increase the power of their senses with their chakra and had amazing bodies that could sustain large amounts of stress and damage.

Plus they were all sexy beasts.

Pun totally intended.

"Okay Toad sucker…let's hear this plan of yours…" she said nodding to the check out lane. She got the normal beer and some of the better brands of Sake plus a bottle of Vodka for the two of them to share.

They walked to Jiraya's special Hermit hut and entered, to which Tsume was pleasantly surprised. It was clean and dry, unlike a normal bachelor's pad and seemed to have been like that for a while, as opposed to have been cleaned only hours before.

The two sat down at Jiraya's small kitchen table and he took out two glasses for them to drink. "Now, Naruto is a good kid."

"I thought we were talking about my kid."

"We are, I'll get to him later." He poured Tsume then himself a glass, "Naruto deserves to be happy eh?"

Tsume remembered the dying words of the Fourth before he left. "Agreed," she took a drink.

"So I've chosen him to succeed his uncle as the pimp of Konoha."

Tsume stopped and looked at him before blinking, "what?"

"You slept with the Fourth right?"

Tsume blushed. Have you been a good girl Tsume-sempai? "Maybe…"

Jiraya grinned as he thought about a certain DVD under his player labeled 'You Can Teach an old Dog new Tricks.' "Anyway I noticed a while ago he has some…trouble with the opposite sex. Tsunade and those two little bitches hanging around him prime examples," Jiraya does not hold Haruno Sakura or Yamanaka Ino in high regard, despite the boost they would give to Naruto's rep, "So I decided to help out a little to raise his 'rep.' Well It's working perfectly, and given that Yui is in town, the whole village is going apeshit."

"You're the one that sent out the monthly Kunoichi letter early?" Tsume asked a grin of her own.

Jiraya smiled wider, "Well I can't say that I did it. But I can say is that Mayumi down in lettering has some interesting after work activities."

"Sick bastard…"

He looked defensive, "She's the one that happens to use such interesting colonic devices in view of hidden cameras. So since the little girls who have been dragging Naruto around on a chain realize Yui sees in him what they do, but is willing to give what they won't, they're worried they'll lose him."

"And this party will be the chance to make a big first move." He nodded. "You want me to allow you to have the beer and sake so you can put an aphrodisiac in them and make certain girls more active toward Naruto and vice versa."

"That's about it. And since Kiba drinks too…"

Tsume's eyes widened in realization, "Then he'll work up the nerve to hit Hinata's! Yes! YES! YES!"

"You'll let me do it!"

"NO!" Jiraya's face fell, "Look, I care about Hinata, yes I want her to be my daughter-in-law, but that doesn't mean I'll let you manipulate my son's sex life into overdrive to influence a highly sensitive and innocent young girl! If Hinata was some sort of erotic monster like Anko I might consider it, but she isn't!"

Jiraya, who knew about the events of the Hyuuga household had to restrain a smirk. "Can't I do anything to convince you?"

Tsume tapped her chin, "Well I do love a good foot massage."

Jiraya gaped at her and turned shaking his fist. Damn you old man! Why did you not teach me that technique?! I'll get you for that!

The day of the party…

Yamanaka Ino looked at the casual dress she had bought for the party tonight and smiled. It was simple and had a good fit, plus it was strapless. For it to work though she had decided to wrap her breasts, but not as tight as she normally did for missions or training.

A little bit of apprehension came to her as she saw Yui and Naruto head outside, Yui was smiling and actually seemed to be walking on air while Naruto was squint, but not the stupid version of his younger days.

She nibbled on her lower lip and looked at the dress again. She had picked it out with wrapping her breasts in mind. Now that she looked from it to Yui, who was not bound at all except for a basic civilian bra, and grabbed it from where it hung over her chair. She ruffled through her trash bin for the receipt and dashed down stairs.

"Ino dear don't you want your breakfast?"

"Sorry mom!" Ino cried as she made her way out, "Emergency Double D-rank!" she hissed as she flung open the door and ran out.

Her mother looked at her father who was reading the paper. He laughed to himself, "Garfield…crazy fat cat…" he snickered.

Tenten looked at the lingerie she had bought and grinned. She had asked for a set that her idol loved to buy, the Victoria's Secret Weapon 'Unveiling' collection. Supposedly it had been designed by one of the Sannin.

Tenten held the bra up to light and slid her finger through the hole designed for her nipple and couldn't help but blush and brighten thinking of how Naruto will react when she lets her shirt come undone 'by accident.'

The idea that Naruto would actually sleep with her was becoming more and more what she wanted, but didn't count on. She knew he was too enamored with Sakura to even think about trying someone knew, but she could at least dream.

Shikamaru was snoring deeply as he rested in his usual spot. Chouji was sitting next to him making sure he had gotten all of the ingredients for the sukiyaki. As he looked at his friend he grinned to himself.

Godaime-sama has been really working you eh Shikamaru? I hope Naruto will let you smoke inside.

Suddenly Shikamaru sat up and looked around. His eyes narrowed and focused on two different directions and sections of Konoha.

"What is it Shikamaru?" the plump ninja asked.

"It…it feels like things are going to get very troublesome for someone…"

"Really? Like an attack?"

As Shikamaru was about to say 'yes, a sexy attack,' he promptly passed out again.

Inuzuka Kiba was not looking at a dress, frilly underwear, or sleeping. He was currently wondering why his mother hadn't come home the night before. She had gone out to buy the beer he had asked for and was going to bring it straight home and deposit in their special freezer to chill for a few hours then put in the fridge to keep cold.

And now she had been gone all night. He was really worried about her. His mother never stayed out late anymore.

And Kuromaru was not helping.

"Maybe an old furry fan of hers came by," he kept saying.

The image of his mother in a very revealing she-wolf suit on her hands knees posing came to Kiba's mind. "DAMN YOU, YOU OLD FART!" he bellowed holding his head.

"What? Would you prefer her being a dominatrix?"

The next image of Inuzuka Tsume, in leather thigh highs, a bustier that made her perky breasts twice as perky, and a pair of mesh gloves that went up to her shoulders. She cracked a whip that was in one hand and slammed a paddle in her other against her thigh.

Kiba shook like a leaf in the wind, "Good Inu-Kami…why do you this to me?!" he asked grabbing Kuromaru's throat.

"Because the looks on your face when you picture those things is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen since your mother found your grandmother's 'special friend' and sat on it." Kiba threw the dog down and turned to leave the house, "Where are you going?"

"I'm going to go see Hinata. The chances of her being a dominatrix is like Naruto getting play from Tsunade…"

"Good point…have fun being a bitch!" Kuromaru called. Kiba slammed the door hard enough to break it.

"Are you sure it's safe?" Hanabi's attendant asked.

The Hyuuga heir waved her away and tapped on the floor by Hinata's door. "Hinata-neechan?"

Hinata who was smiling and wearing the plain and pleasant dress she decided on for the party opened the door. "Yes Hanabi-chan?"

"Are you sure you feel alright?" Hanabi asked.

"Yes, that cold I had was cured fully by Joya-sama,"

Cold…I wish you had a cold…"Right, anyway, be sure to…um…be safe?" Hanabi was trying to tell her sister to not become a sex crazed dominatrix queen without telling her.

Amazingly it was very difficult.

"I will." Hinata glanced at the clock on her wall, which read five and gently moved past her sister. "I agreed to meet Kiba-kun in that park in twenty minutes, so I'll see you later Hanabi-chan, be sure to tell father where I am if he comes back from his business trip early!"

"Yeah…business trip…right…" Hanabi said giving a weak wave in return.

Fifteen minutes prior to the time of the party…

Uzumaki Naruto and Noumaki Yui cannot be called 'lovers' per-say. Even though Yui loves what Naruto does with his mouth, the term does not apply fully.

Naruto realizes Yui loves him, cares deeply for him, and wants him to bang her brains out.

Yui understands Naruto has had a life fraught with little to no open affection of Yui's magnitude and cannot just 'open up' to her sexually.

So they've come to an agreement: When Yui wants to have some sort of interaction, which is all the time, Naruto will go as far as he feels he can, which Yui hopes is just after her orgasm.

And so that is why the shirt Yui wants to wear tonight is draped over a chair and she is using Naruto's head to cover her breasts. He bit gently on the skin of her nipple causing it to harden. She gasped when his hand went to her stomach and crept downward. She quickly undid the pants she was wearing and let him slide under her panties.

"You might want to take these off…" Naruto said, letting her breast fall from his mouth. She glared at him and he grinned before returning to the soft flesh.

"Ooh Naruto-sama you're teeth are so sharp."

He glanced up at her then the clock. "Shit we have to stop."

Yui moaned and mewed. "We can just lock the door," she whispered headily.

"Yeah…" Naruto looked at the glistening fluid on Yui's thighs and the large breasts heaving. "Ten minutes?"

Yui stripped off her clothes so fast she kicked up a wind.

Shino stalked up to the door. As he raised his hand to knock his bugs told him that would be a very, very bad idea.

Why?

You don't wanna know G.

Hook me up with the 4-1-1.

…You sure? Fine G. Shit. In short, Big Poppa Fox is tapping that fine vixen ass.

…Naruto…is…having sex…Right NOW?

Well in truth he just be getting a pink taco wit' extra special sauce. If you get what we mean.

…How do you know?

Well we smell her well enough, but we don't BPF (that's big poppa fox abbreviated and shit). So she's got hers out, but he don't.

So…Naruto is eating out that girl who looks like him…

Yessir.

…

Shino turned around.

"Where you going Shino?" he looked up and saw Chouji and a very dead looking Shikamaru.

"I have no intention of going in there. Give this to Naruto for me," he said holding up his home warming gift.

Chouji took it and lifted the box to weigh it, "Why aren't you going in to visit? You always complain Naruto doesn't hang out with us that much anymore."

Shino looked through his glasses, "It's…not something I want to say."

Shikamaru, as if he was dreaming spoke up, "Yes I sense it too…a disturbance in the Trouble. It's as if many voices cried out in aggravation at dealing with troublesome things."

Shino blinked and walked away. And people wonder why I talk to bugs…

You got some fucked up homies G.

Word…

Chouji watched him go and shrugged. "Let's go Shikamaru." As he went up the stairs he stopped and looked at his friend. "Shikamaru?"

"Zzzzz…"

Kakashi usually avoided social gatherings where there aren't going to be many adults in his age group. The reason was that after a few drinks people started to get the disease he has called 'Mask Grabbity-Get The Fuck Off Kakashi's Face-Osis.'

He had yet to devise a cure besides furious punches and running away.

He was feeling pretty bad about eventually having to punch juniors who were significantly less bitchin' than he was, until someone dropped down next to him. He would've had believed it was Gai until he realized Gai would have made an appearance ages ago instead of following him for five minutes.

"Hey Kaka-chan how are you?" Mitarashi Anko asked.

"I'm fine. Are you going to Naruto's party too?" he asked.

"Yep. I decided to give my little Naru-chan a little pep-talk about how to treat ladies."

Kakashi was silent for a few moments. "He was freaked out by your panties wasn't he?"

Anko froze. "I have no idea what you're talking about!"

He moved to continue walking and waited until she caught up with him to begin talking, "Well other than the fact everyone in this village thinks you inherited Orochimaru's love of Vaseline and strange phallic shaped objects."

"Orochimaru didn't like penis!" she grunted.

"No…of course not…he just liked snakes." Kakashi smirked when he saw Anko ruffle. "Can I ask you a favor?"

"Sure what?" she looked at him interested.

"Jiraya is trying to get Naruto to become the next pimp of Konoha, and I think he may try something at the party, so we need to put anti-aphrodisiac serums in the food and drinks. Knowing that old bastard he already got all the finger food trays and has been working Inuzuka Tsume for the beer."

"You know considering you do as much to Naruto as that 'old bastard' it's kind of funny that you want to help him."

"Well considering I suggested you as his new commander I owe the kid something."

"You say that like it's a bad thing."

"Just don't try and screw him okay? Naruto may have the Kyuubi's stamina and energy but I doubt he could keep up with you."

Anko smiled and wrapped an arm around Kakashi's shoulders, "Well if I remember correctly you couldn't do much better!"

Kakashi looked at her with his visible eye and wondered if knocking her out with the pure smexy that was his face (or a warm up punch) would help or hinder the situation. Deciding limp bodies weren't the best party favors he shrugged her arm off and continued toward Naruto's home.

Big breasts suck…they suck balls…Yamanaka Ino thought as she adjusted her dress. Her large breasts, which she had decorated with the best and newest lingerie in her dresser, were not staying in place. The simple act of breathing caused a massive influx of cleavage that would make Tsunade proud. She decided to tighten them up a little and make sure nothing pops out.

She was all doing this well aware of the fact Naruto's party had already begun with the arrival of Chouji and the first big meal. Then Kiba, the beer and Hinata. And now Kakashi and…Anko?

Shaking off her fit of interest into who was arriving she quickly checked herself. Looking around she jumped a little and her breasts barely moved. Smiling she left her room toward the door. As she headed to the door she saw a note from her mother.

Dear Ino,

Your father and I have just received an urgent message from the daimyo Gaiken-sama in a neighboring village. He needs a very complicated garden design altered before his new villa can be completed. He has requested our services through Hokage-sama. We will be gone for the next week, please be safe.

Love, Your mother

"Well at least they won't be bothered by the noise…huh?" she saw a note on the back.

Dear Ino,

I put an extra box of condoms under the sink. Remember dear, be safe!

Love, your Father

Her father had also included a chibi picture of himself giving her the thumbs up sign reminiscent of the Trojan man.

Ino's eye twitched. "What is wrong with the people in this village?"

"So is it done yet?" Naruto asked as he leaned against his kitchen counter.

Chouji shifted some of the meat. "Naruto, this is a complex recipe from the older days of my clan. To rush it would be a sin against food."

"Yeah that's awesome Chouji, but is it done yet?" Naruto grunted.

"Naruto…" Chouji said drawing on his patience. "Get out."

"It's my kitchen! And my food!"

The glare in the plump ninja's eyes told Naruto he was better of doing as he was told. Grumbling to himself he stalked out, but not before grabbing the tray of drink glasses and ice Yui had asked him for. He saw that Yui and Hinata were actually getting along while Kiba sipped his beer.

Naruto set the glasses down and looked around for Shikamaru. "Where's the bum?"

"You're standing on him," Kiba said.

Naruto looked down and saw that Shikamaru was indeed under his feet. Grunting he jumped off and set the trays down in one shot. Picking his friend up he smacked him.

"That won't do any good we already tried it. He's out of it," Kiba said as he poked Shikamaru's head.

The pineapple tilted to the side with each poke.

"So what do we do with the corpse?" Naruto asked shaking him.

"I can put him in the guest room Naruto-sama," Offered Yui. Naruto nodded and handed Nara over. She took him under the stairs and placed him gingerly on the bed cover. When she returned she saw that Naruto and Kiba were sniffing the beers. "What's wrong?"

Naruto lifted a beer "Well Kiba just told me his mom took a few extra hours getting this," he said shaking the one he was holding. "And knowing that old bastard Ero-Sannin, there's a good chance there is some-"

"Drugs in it, so I brought plenty of antidotes," Kakashi answered.

"BUDDHA'S DOUGHNUTS!"

"INU-KAMI'S CHEW TOY!"

Kiba and Naruto had leapt up at Kakashi's entrance. And Now Naruto was a bit more afraid than normal. Considering that Anko was here. The scary thing wasn't that Anko was grinning with her arm around Kakashi's shoulder. The creepy thing was that Kakashi wasn't wearing his jounin uniform, but a button up shirt un-tucked with a pair of normal slacks.

And Anko was wearing a shirt that DID NOT show off her breasts. The shirt it self had a picture of a grinning snake wrapped around a bottle of sake. Though Naruto could easily see the mesh undershirt at least it left the general appearance of her breasts a mystery.

To anyone that wasn't him of course.

Naruto, now past the shock of Anko's clothing, looked at Kiba. "Chew toy?"

"Who are you talking to 'doughnuts'?" Kiba grunted back.

The two wild ninja glared at each other for a few moments. As they were busy trying to act tough Kakashi and Anko went to work putting the antidote in the drinks. Kakashi headed for the kitchen to complete the little ritual.

This is so annoying I have to do this. I really have no idea why he's so adamant on getting Naruto to get it on. But hey, I'm just a student myself…so…

Kakashi looked from side to side as he yawned and set up a small camera just at the door to Naruto's kitchen. Decaled on the side of the camera was the kanji for 'God of Zoom Feature.'

Let's just sit back and watch…thinking about it…I haven't seen Sakura in days…I hope she's okay.

Now, as per the usual formula of the fiction, we would normally go to Sakura's crazy hermit life style. But because I feel Sakura has no bearing what-so-ever on the approaching scenes we go to someone new. Someone fun. Someone that enjoys youth.
Rock Lee smiled as he looked at the giant mountain, the tallest in all the Land of Fire. "Soon Neji-kun I shall gain your ability to fly!" tears streamed down his face as he shook his fist. "and then…WE SHALL SOAR OVER THE LAND TELLING ALL PEOPLES OF THE GLORY OF YOUTH!"

Rock Lee looked around and pulled mask like Gai's face from his backpack. 'Gai-Sensei' was writing across its forehead. "EXCELLENT LEE! TRULY IT IS THE EPITOME OF YOUTH TO WISH TO FLY WITH FRIENDS!"

He put the Gai mask away and pulled his Naruto mask and the bullhorn. "Go Lee go! Explode for mountain!"

"Yes!" he put the mask and bullhorn away. "I'M OFF!" and he dashed toward the mountain to being his flying training.

A/N: Enjoy everyone. A new chapter will be up soon...er...