i have read an astonishing article.
in some magazine (i 4get which one) it said that kristen stewart and nikki reed r having a catfight ovr rob.
kristen stewart had a boyfriend, remember? well, not anymor, i think.
nikki reed is the one who suggested putting rob's song (he has a horrible, old man sounding voice) on the twilight soundtrack.
rob is sucking up to BOTH of them, which makes everything worse!
so who do u think shud win this epic fight?
nikki or kstew?
*EPIC music blaring in background* dun dun dun DUNNNN!!!
anyways, back to the topic of this story, yeah.
thank u for the good reviews, they motivate me to sit my fat butt down at the computer and finish my story.
yeah....
i think i'll shut up now and just write the story instead of intro. yup. here u go:
Bella: la la la ti da la la ti da...
van swerves with tyler in it...
Tyler:Whoa whoa whoa!
Bella: AAAAHH!!!!!
Tyler: Whoa whoa whoa!
Bella: AAAAHHH!!!!
Tyler: Whoa whoa whoa!
Bella: AAAAHHH!!!!
edward zooms over...
van swerves and is about to hit bella when suddenly...
KAWHAMMO!!!
edward collides with van, unscathed, while bella shrieks in terror...
Bella: Hey, I'm all right! Whoo-hoo!!!! *touchdown dance*
Edward: Dude, are you alright???
Bella: Well duh! I'm dancing! Does it look like I'm hurt?
Edward: Um... just go see the doc anyway. I'm an abusive controlling freak, remember?
Bella: I didn't know...
Edward: Oh, that comes later in the story. Sorry if I ruined it for you.
Bella: ...
Edward: Yo, Pops!
ambulance goes weeooweeoo...
Carlisle: Sup Edward!
knuckles five...
Carlise: What's wrong? What happened?
Edward: Oh, stupid Tyler almost ran over Bella.
Carlisle: This is an emergency! This is a job for... HANDYHELPINGVAMPYMAN!!!
Bella: Excuse me, what did you just say?!
Carlisle: Nothing... just hop in the ambulance. You too, Tyler.
Tyler: Groan.....ow.
Carlisle: Yeah, you're in worse condition than I thought. Bella, are you feeling ok?
Bella: Yeah, I'm fine.
Carlisle: Doesn't matter. I'll stuff this neck brace on you anyway.
Bella: NOOO!!!!
Edward, grinning evilly: Hehe, YES!
bella tries to stare down edward with a killer stare.
edward just grins some more.
Tyler: Do I get a cool neck brace, too? I want to be just like Bella!
Bella: What the hell? I'm a girl! How can you be just like me?
Tyler: Yeah, so am I!
Bella: ...
at the hospital...
Carlisle: ..and it seems you will be ok.
Bella: Um, thanks. I'm getting outta here.
Tyler: Nooo...you have to stay with me! Please, please, please!
Bella: Stop acting like a little child! It's freaking me out.
Tyler: WHAAAAAA!!!! You don't like me!
Bella: Well, duh, you finally figured that one out!
bella powerwalks (why it's so important that she powerwalks i have no clue) out of the ER with no serious injuries...
Bella: Yo, Eddy!
Edward: Do not call me "Eddy". Do not talk to me, ever!
Bella: Chill, why are you so bugged?
Edward: Because I have just exposed my vampireness to the whole world!!!! Oops....
Bella: WHAT?!
Edward: Nevermind.
Bella: fine.
carlisle cmoes around corner...
Carlisle: Why don't you leave now, Bella?
Bella: Because I'm waiting for my sticker.
Carlisle: Sigh...fine here's your sticker.
bella looks at sticker, it's a picture of pooh bear saying "I'm a great patient!"
Bella: Thanks, this one's a cool one. I haven't collected this one yet!
Carlisle: Yeah...sure.
Bella: See ya later, Eddygator!
Edward: Do not call me EDDY!