bella dreams...
Bella: Yo Eddy! Why ya standing so far away?
Dream Eddy: walk walk walk away...
bella runs toward him...
Bella: Stay put, you idiot!
Dream Eddy: walk walk walk away...
ZAP! Bella suddenly finds herself transported back to reality...
Bella: Aw, damn.
bella drives croaking old truck to school...*squeak squeak wheeze*
Tyler: Hey Bella!Bella: Leave me alone, you clingy little bastard!
at lunch...
Tyler: Hey Bella, I'm sitting with you today!
Bella: Piss off!
the class after that lunch...
Mr. Idkhisname: Bella, how are doing?
Bella, with obvious "stfu" tone of voice: Fine.
Mr. Idkhisname: You sure?
Bella: Edward is my hero! He sa
ved me in a heroic manner from that horrifying truck =P
Mr. Idkhisname: Oh, that constipated kid?
later that day in biology...
Bella: Hey, EDWARD...not Eddy...erm, what's up?
edward, very obviously ignoring bella, turns away and balls up fists as if wanting to punch her guts out...
Bella: Awwwww, you're so mean!
after biology...
Mike: Hey, I'm so glad that Edward hates you. Now we can go and run away together to a little island in the sun! (A/N: Weezer FTW!)
Bella: ...
Jessica: Wait, is Mike YOURS now?Bella: Nope, the little creep is totally single.
Jessica: But he talks to you more than me! *starts sniffling*
Bella: ...'sall good. You go ahead and date him and stuff.
Jessica: Yay! Now I'm gonna date him and stuff!
Jessica: Hey, I know! I'm totally asking him to the dance! SQUEE!
the next day at school...
Bella: Hey Jess!
jessica throws her an evil death glare...
Gangstah Bella: Say whah? Why you gotta act dat way?
Ninja Bella: Hiyah! *karate-fies the hell out of Je
ss with kicks and nunchukas*
Real, pasty white Bella: *looks at Jess, does double take* Wait, what?
mike from behind bella...
Mike: I wanted to go with you to the dance instead. *bats eyelashes affectionately*
Bella: No, what's up with you people? Goons!
*ding! lightbulb illuminates to life over her pasty white face"
Bella: I'm going to Seattle!
Edward: Yo Bella!
Bella thinks: He's talking to me! He's talk
ing to me! Oh my God he's ACTUALLY TALKING TO ME!
Bella:What the friggles do you want, BETCH?
Edward: We're not friends and I totally hate you but I'm gonna take you to Seattle!
Gangstah Bella: Watcha talkin' bout, fool?
Ninja Bella: Hiyah watchacha! *flips around a knife with sushi bits stuck to it in a cool, threatening looking manner*
Real pasty white Bella: *looks at Edward, does double take* Wait, what?
Edward: You should totally stay away from me, but I'm forcing you to come with me to Seattle!
Bella: What the fu-
THE END! OF CHAPPIE 4!
Hey guys! jeez, i havent updated in like a year! anyhoo during the beginning chapters i ewas transitioning from twi-fangirl to twi-hater so thats y i had all those hater comments and shit. now im chill about it, but i still think that bella is a spoiled brat that doesnt realize she always gets whatever she wants...so here is my 4th chapter of my twi-parody! hope u enjoyed it!