A/N: Hello everyone! The second part of Entwined Tails begins now! and also this is one of a double update! I'm also asking for a beta. My current one is doing a fine job, but he hasn't e-mailed me back and I need someone who can do these in a few hours.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and only take responsibilty for my own characters
Part 2: Wrapping Around
Things are getting crazy in Konoha. First named Noumaki Yui, a girl who looks exactly like Naruto shows up with her perverted lesbian sensei, Nobonachi Joya, and swears loyalty to our hapless hero as his servant for all their lives! And it just so happens that when Naruto tries to shake her off Tsunade orders him accept her as his new roommate/tutor/servant/maid/potential girlfriend and lover!
If you think that is strange wait until you hear this:
Jiraya is trying to make Naruto into the next in a long line of Ninja pimps
Kakashi is helping and hindering the Sannin's plans while playing tricks and teaming up with Anko,
Anko becomes Naruto's new sensei and their first mission is getting naked.
Sakura has gone off to the woods to master a powerful jutsu that grants her the ability to use the power of the Manifestation of the Will of Fire (along with explosive diarrhea and the worst case of hair growth since Big Foot in puberty),
Yui has pheromones from hell, which cause Naruto to get a demonically charged hard-on!
Tsunade steps up as a switch hitter, if you know what I mean, and goes after younger men and older women!
Ino, whose burgeoning feelings for Naruto have her feeling flustered, remembers when Naruto thought one of her pranks went to far and he disciplined her like he was her daddy!
Jiraya is getting play from the older women of Konoha so much he's forced into an emergency room designed especially for sexy emergencies.
Shikamaru has become a narcoleptic, paranoid, Sherlock Holmes impersonating mole.
Shizune is afraid she's been forced to have intense BDSM sex with Anko and Kakashi, and she thinks she's becoming a lesbian.
Hinata changes into a Dominatrix queen whenever she feels the 'urge to merge.' And has turned a certain dog-boy into her bitch!
It's Kiba!
His mom, Inuzuka Tsume is a retired Furry Queen.
Neji is lost in the wilderness after being hit by Hinata's ultimate 'weapon.'
Gai reveals that he measures his eyebrows.
Lee is trying to learn how to fly!
Sakura and Ino made Ayame from Ichiraku Ramen strip down and take cheesecake photos with ramen noodles and bowls.
And did I mention all the Kunoichi in the village know Naruto has a 25 centimeter dick?
This is all in PART ONE! As the Story resumes Tsunade and Joya have to figure out a way to snap Hinata out from being a 'Dom Queen' back into a princess! And with her mind confusing reality from fantasy they have a very limited amount of time before she's trapped and the entire village is turned into her BDSM kingdom!
Now Naruto, the only man who can free her from the weird mental funk she's in, has to deal with Ino's sexual confusion, and Tenten's hunger for kisses! And do you remember that plan of his? Well it seems it's not going to go as he wanted it to as Tenten predicted!
Now, welcome once again to Entwined Tails, Part 2!
Chapter 14
Where We Stand
Inuzuka Tsume, as opposed to her angry and animalistic urges, is a very understanding and calm woman. Like Anko she is brash and loud on the outside, but hides a distinct cunning streak and the ability to stay calm under pressure. It is this ability that netted her one of the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist during the 3rd Great Shinobi War when the rest of her squad ran out on her.
But when she heard what Nobonachi Joya said, well, let's just say she was not a happy camper.
In fact, considering Tsunade had trouble restraining her from going out to kill Hinata, we can deduce she was not happy at all.
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Tsunade, still shaking with rage, turned to Akabane and his nurse. "This discussion has intense village sensitive information, please go about your business."
Akabane nodded. "Of course Tsunade-sama. Nurse Komugi, please tell security to turn off the cameras and listening devices in this room, I'm sure Tsunade-sama can handle any emergency that would arise." He nodded and tipped an invisible hat before leaving. As he exited the room a messenger approached.
"Dr. Akabane? We just got in this order of ceramic scalpels?"
Akabane laughed, "Oh wonderful! I've been waiting for these…" his eyes flashed murderous intent, "Reitei-kun…"
Komugi blinked at him, "Did you say something Doctor?"
He snapped out of it, "Oh nothing at all. Just thinking of an old friend. Tee hee."
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Tsunade waited for the power light on the camera to turn off before grabbing Joya around the throat. "Now Joya…please inform us on how Hinata's 'Queen' self is still around!"
Joya laughed nervously once again. "Can I have some space Tsunade-sama?" she asked, being as respectful as possible. Tsunade let Joya go, very slowly and gave her a glare, which let her know no amount of space would allow her to escape.
Joya cleared her throat and adjusted both her veil and her prosthetic mask. "Alright. As far as I know Naruto's two little lost puppy dogs, Haruno Sakura, and Yamanaka Ino, used their ninja training to capture and subjugate Ichiraku Ayame."
"Yeah I know all about that," Tsume said crossing her arms.
"What you don't know is that Naruto was so angry he actually grew some balls for once and dragged Ino and Sakura to his home and demanded they apologize. When they refused he gave them some old fashioned, down home, discipline."
Tsume's face grew blank. "He spanked them both until their asses were beet red."
Her jaw dropped. She looked at Tsunade who nodded. "I put the genjutsu on them that made them forget. They just remember him dragging them to Ayame's house to apologize, not the spanking."
"Well what does that have to do with anything?" asked the aggravated dog-woman.
"It seems the only people who didn't know were Sakura and Ino. The other girls in their group, Hinata, Tenten, and the Kazekage's sister all found out about it as people will and made as many jokes about it as they could," explained Joya as she sat in a chair by the wall.
"Again, what does it have to do with anything?"
"Well…slowly that information grew and festered in Hinata's brain. Then when Yui showed up,"
"That new girl who looks like Naruto?" Tsume asked.
Joya nodded and waved her hand in an impatient gesture, "Yes. When Yui showed up Temari got angry and said they should get someone to spank them. Tenten then said and I quote, 'I wish Naruto would spank me.' And because of that it triggered something in Hinata. Did your son tell you about the chunin exams?" Tsume nodded. "Well Kurenai, after asking her about it, told me it was Naruto's cheering that gave her the…well…fighting urge.
"And when she heard that Tenten, another obstacle between her and Naruto's affection, she…clicked."
"Clicked?"
Tsunade explained, "She began to wear leather, and somehow found a paddle in which she carved not only the words 'Hinata's Little Helper' but also a very detailed picture of Naruto, in chibi form, threatening a chibi Hinata with a chibi version of the paddle."
"So…Hinata…went S&M on Kiba because…?"
"Well that's where it kinda becomes my fault," Joya said wincing. "You see she declined slowly until she became a type of sexual berserker, attacking anyone who would stop her from getting to Naruto. And she did so with the combination of Hakke so…"
"She literally sent her father, three Hyuuga clan heads, two branch family high guards, and Neji flying out of Konoha to parts unknown," Tsunade added.
Tsume gaped at them. "Why did she do that? What caused it?"
"I met with her before her attack on Hiashi and Neji and found out that she was having wet dreams about Naruto becoming, in her words, her 'daddy.'"
Tsume snorted as she tried to picture Naruto in a leather master's outfit. And the crazy thing was: She could. And it was sexy.
"Well she was acting as if these things were really happening. And anyone who got in her way as either going to take her to Naruto or take his place in her fantasy. She was brought to me at that time and I used my family jutsu to make her think those fantasies didn't happen and seal anything like them away.
"Later, when she had a dream again (by no fault of my jutsu but of the difficulty of sealing crap away like memories and desires), she was thrown into a berserker frenzy by the conflicting mental forces. One part of her, the sexual and warrior side, wanting to engage in an act classified as 'deprave' and something her father would strongly disapprove of, the other part, her princess purity and desire to be closer to Naruto, combined into one," Joya emphasized this by showing her hands interlocking their fingers. "In essence the warrior who strikes down all in her path to serve her princess' wish and whim."
"Hence what happened to Hiashi and the others?" Tsume asked. Joya nodded, "so why did she do that TO MY SON?!" she bellowed throwing her finger to Kiba.
Tsunade's eyes gleamed, "Yes Joya…that is the part I want to know about as well."
Joya sweat dropped, "Weeeeellll…" she gulped and composed herself, "When I went to fix that problem with her I asked her about why she would do that. It was odd seeing her go from Queen to Princess, but anyway. The 'Queen' part of her said it was because Naruto was a sexy beast. I'm thinking it's a type of instinct. Focusing on how Naruto is very close to the Kyuubi in some regards. 'The' Princess part told me she was more focused on just trying to get Naruto.
Joya thrust out her hand, "However I found out that Hinata's attraction to Naruto was based on the fact she felt indebted to Naruto and how the 'Queen' side felt. The Princess side doesn't want Naruto completely."
"Who does she want?" Tsume asked.
Tsunade and Tsume watched as Joya's eyes rolled to Kiba, "And when I 'killed' the Queen side I told Hinata she should try and have more confidence in herself."
"So why…?" Tsunade began.
"Well it could be that the mental push for confidence awoke the 'Queen' Part who was only put into a stasis instead of down right ousted because of Hinata's pedigree. I mean she is the heir to the Hyuuga house with the deadliest Taijutsu in the village. Five plus generations of Hyuuga breeding isn't gonna be kicked out by a spin off of the clan like me (1)."
"Okay…" Tsume tapped her face mark on her left cheek. "Hyuuga Hinata has become a sexual berserker because of hypnosis, from you," she pointed at Joya, "trying to merely stop her from being open about her sexual desire to be spanked in public at Hiashi's request?"
"Yep…"
"And she did this to Kiba," she turned and looked at her unconscious son, "most likely because he gave her a anything from a love pat to a hog slap, triggering said berserker state. And because she wanted to be with Kiba, and he's closest to Naruto in personality she unleashed her sexual rage on him?"
"Probably…and your son is a bit of a bitch…"
"Noted, and I agree…" Tsume said. She clapped her hands, "Well. Then that just about sums it up. If you excuse me…I HAVE A PRINCESS TO KILL!" Tsume leapt over Kiba's bed and dashed to the door. Tsunade and Joya grabbed her, but her muscles bulged with chakra and she began to pull them. FIRST HE'S NOT A VIRGIN AND NOW HE'S THAT LITTLE FOP'S WHIPPING BOARD! WHEN I'M DONE WITH THAT LITTLE WHORE I'M GONNA BEAT HIS ASS! AGAIN!"
"TSUME STOP!" Tsunade roared grabbing her Afro. Tsume barked loudly as she slowly dragged the two elder ninja to the door. "JOYA! DO SOMETHING!"
"You're the one with superhuman strength!" the elder of the three ninjas retorted. "FINE!" she made the signs and paralyzed Tsume just as her claws scraped the door.
"Tsume…" Tsunade panted. "You cannot attack Hinata."
Tsume made some grunting noises, which Tsunade took to mean 'why not?'
Taking a breath to steady herself, and her growing frustration, she answered with, "Because that would constitute ANBU action of charging you with treason. And that wouldn't look good to either clan. We need to handle this like ninja!"
Tsume growled, which Tsunade took to mean, 'fine' or something along those lines. Tsunade nodded to Joya who released the jutsu and allowed Tsume to sit down in her chair.
"So…what are we going to do?" Tsume asked. "I know some very effective training tips that would straighten that Queen side out…" Inuzuka Tsume has trained five ninja dogs and two children, she knew how to handle things like this.
"I doubt doing to Hinata what she did to Kiba will help Tsume. And keep your weird fantasies to yourself!" Tsunade added. The look on Tsume's face showed she hadn't been thinking of that.
"…to…" a faint voice whispered.
The three women whirled to see Kiba one eye open and looking at them, "KIBA!" Tsume cried as she dashed to her son's side, knocking Tsunade over in the process. "What did you say?"
He tried to say it but he winced and lifted his ass off of the bed, "Na…ruto…"
"Naruto?" Tsunade looked at Joya, who shrugged.
"She…wants Naru…to," he grunted.
Joya's eyes widened and her jaw dropped. "OF COURSE!" she said smacking her fist into her hand. "The Queen was born from Hinata's suppressed desires and urges! So if we get her to fulfill those then the Queen has no reason to exist!"
Tsume, who was holding Kiba's hand looked at her, "What does it mean?"
Joya struck her best pose (2), "It means we have to Get Uzumaki Naruto to be Hinata's Dominating Daddy!"
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"So your plan is to get closer to Ino-chan and Tenten-san?" Yui asked.
"That's right, and to make sure nothing gets in the way: no sex whatsoever! It would take a life threatening attack from some kind of instinctually based, super weapon wielding, uber-ninja to get me to have sex right now," Naruto said as he slurped his third Ramen bowl of the day. Yui blushed. "Something wrong Yui-chan?"
She pressed her fingers together not unlike a certain princess, "Well…we didn't see Lee-san so…and the…"
Naruto sighed and went squint, "Yes I'll still do that. Just not every night okay?"
Yui squeaked and ran to Naruto's side to hug him. He could easily see her wagging a tail if she had one.
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Haruno Sakura stood up. She looked around and then checked her hair one more time in the reflective image of the water's surface. She grinned when she saw she had gotten her hair completely straight. Her other hair problems had also been taken care of, and with the effects of the Spirit's Chakra lessening by the hour she wouldn't have to take care of it for a couple of days.
She used her new senses, heightened only slightly compared to what they were, and found she would get caught in a rain storm if she didn't hurry.
"Naruto…just wait…I'm coming big boy!" Sakura took off, her soiled, and ripped brown traveling cloak blocking her now perky B-cups from view.
The fact she only had on a barely held together pair of granny-panties didn't help things.
"No one better have tried to make a move while I was gone, because if they did," she tested out her newest Jutsu: the Giritsume no jutsu (2). Each finger became long and thin with a sharp little claw of her red chakra at the end. "They'll see how much of a fox Haruno Sakura can be!"
Laughing madly Sakura tore through the wilderness of the Land of Fire.
Not even realizing she was actually in the Land of Lightning.
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Neji panted. His grim and stoic face a testament to pissed off. "WHO THE FUCK PUT THIS HERE!"
The this he is referring to is a giant monument built in honor of Yamachokin, the local god of storms and mountains. The ironic bit is that the statue is placed in the middle of a canyon with sheer cliff faces over two miles high on each side.
Neji screamed. He looked around and randomly starting to be angsty at things.
"DAMN ROCK!" he screamed as he kicked it, shattering it with his now hyper strong leg muscles. He crouched down in a meditative pose and began to calm himself down. He opened his eyes, in a new calmer state, and saw something carved into the statue. Crawling on his hands and knees he looked at it, forgetting her had telescopic vision.
Symbol of two mountain peaks and a river was carved just above a placard with this writing: From MountainWind productions. Blowing away the competition for the last 15 years.
"This name…it…it plagues me…I know that whoever is doing this to me has something to do with…MountainWind Productions…" Neji stood up and glared and was angsty once more. His head flew up and he pointed at the sky."FUCKING CLOUDS! FUCK YOU AND YOU'RE HIGHER THAN ME-NESS!"
The proverbial 'light bulb' went on in Neji's head.
He eyed the canyon walls and measured his chakra supply. To keep Hinata-sama's honor in tact (and to make sure no one finds out about the hair-dye) I must hurry…I should have just enough chakra to scale the wall and rest for a day.
"I'M COMING HINATA-SAMA!" he cried as he leapt at the wall and used his chakra to stick and begin to climb.
Forgetting he had no food or water.
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Shikamaru pressed himself against the door. He felt Yui and Naruto leave. His own chakra signature was so weakened from both fatigue and lack of food he knew they had forgotten about them.
When heard the door close he quickly dashed out of the guest room. He went into the kitchen and grabbed two cups of instant ramen and ate them in record time (he cooked them first) before drinking all of a bottle of water in one gulp.
"Now…to business," he said as he noticed that Naruto and Yui had left a spare set of keys on the table. He grabbed them and looked at them. They had a small chibi picture of Naruto on each key. Yui's set…alright I'll go to the key place next to my dad's. they also sell shovels and digging equipment.
Shikamaru made a mental list and headed for the back door, remembering to lock it.
He leapt over buildings and headed for his parent's house and the hardware store with the tools he would need for the job.
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Hyuuga Hanabi did not want to see her older sister.
She, along with every remaining member of the Hyuuga compound, had seen the expulsion of chakra that coincided with her transformation.
The Magical Girl Transformation from Hell…she thought.
She only hoped no one had been around when it happened.
Hanabi steeled herself as she walked to her sister's bedroom. She opened the door and looked in. The light breathing told her that Hinata was asleep, but because of Hinata's bookshelves next to the door she couldn't see her. she opened it more and slid inside slowly. She saw Hinata resting peacefully on her futon, her covers pulled up making her sister seem younger than she was. Hanabi smiled and looked at how beautiful she was.
Until she noticed the little piece of black sticking out from under the covers. Shuddering Hanabi closed her eyes and reached down for the blanket's edge. She pulled it back. She saw the black thing was connected to a longer black thing.
Don't tell me…Hanabi shuddered mentally as she pulled the covers back completely.
Hyuuga Hinata was still wearing her dominatrix outfit. The only difference was it appeared to have grown even more gothic. The heels she wore now had kunai blades as the heels instead of normal spikes. Her gloves held the Konoha crest and went up her arms ending in garter belts. Her the pink nipples of her large breasts had apparently been pierced sometime last night, as she had plugs to prevent them from filling as she slept. Hanabi saw that the rings had small bells attached to them.
The icing on the cake was the set of kitty ears on her head and the tail, which was not attached to any part of her outfit.
Oh god…she's…she hasn't changed back.
Hanabi turned around and hurried to run before a hand grabbed her ankle. she screamed before a round plastic shape was forced into her mouth.
"Hanabi-chan…" Hinata said as she wrapped her hand around her sister's stomach, after tightening the ball gag. "How long has it been since we…" her eyes widened and seemed to grow even crazier, "bonded?!"
Hanabi whimpered.
And little did poor Hanabi know, but Hinata had a special friend just for this type of situation.
And it was already lubed up and ready to go.
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Tsunade of the Sannin, her lover and advisor, Nobonachi Joya, and Inuzuka Tsume walked with purpose toward the Hyuuga compound, flanked by ANBU who were moving out of sight as to not create alarm.
When Tsunade saw the normal Branch Family guards were not there she looked at Joya. "Could she have…?"
Joya put a finger to her chin, "I don't know. It might be possible the berserker state is lasting longer. But It might just be a shift-"
SWACK!
Four Hyuuga suddenly flew out of the main house and landed in front of the three women.
"Tsu-tsunade-sama…" one of the grunted. The Sannin crouched down next to him and lifted his head.
"What happened?"
"Hinata-sama…she's…changed again…now she's…she's more powerful than ever before!"
Joya stopped herself from laughing.
"Where is she?" Tsunade asked.
"We stopped her from using some sort of…" he gulped, "phallic shape on Hanabi-sama, but after that she headed to the baths for the Kunoichi of the clan. She said something about…a length? A name?"
Joya put a hand on Tsunade's shoulder, "She's eliminating the competition. She's moving like a predator staking out it's territory and getting rid of any threat to her conquest! We have got to get in there now!"
Tsunade nodded and motioned for the ANBU. "Squad 4, help them, the three of us will head in with Squad 7!"
"Hai Tsunade-Sama," everyone there that was able to speak said in Unison.
Tsunade, Joya, and Tsume, along with a squad of four ANBU and one ANBU commander, dashed into the Hyuuga compound.
To defeat the single sexiest threat to the village since Orochimaru found out you could buy lube in bulk.
A/N: Well what an interesting chapter! Cliff hanger! but no! I'm posting a second one just after this one!
Dictionary:
1 (Joya's Clan): The Nobonachi clan, much like the Uchiha clan, can find its routes within the Hyuuga clan. Joya's family is a branch from the Branch family while Uchihas come from the Main Family.