A/N: Wow. My two most popular stories in the same day. you all must love me a little right now. Well except the one guy who said he'd never read another thing I wrote because I have Hinata and Kiba in love in this.

I'm surprised my tact for zaniness hasn't tipped anyone off to the fact no real relationship will stay together that easily. As usual I have clearly marked where the smut begins and it basically takes the rest of the chapter. So if you don't like Naruto threeways just ignore the second half of this fifteen page 8500+ word monster.

As usual enjoy.

Chapter 16

The Queen in

Miss Hyuuga

Naruto ran.

He ran as fast as he could, as long as he could. He actually ran into his house, up the stairs, and into his bedroom before flinging himself into his closet. Yui, who was following, was impressed at her master's speed and accuracy, especially when he dashed at the table where the food had been and grabbed Ko-chan without stopping once.

When Yui looked into the closet she saw Naruto sitting in the corner holding Ko-chan as if it his only lifeline. "Naruto-sama…are you okay?"

Naruto shuddered. "I've been better."

"Why are you so distressed? You sucked on Tsunade-sama's nipples. And then it was an actual suck, not just putting it in your mouth," Yui described in only the disturbing amount of detail she can describe things in.

Naruto's eye twitched. "I know…but she…she was just so scary. It was like going against Itachi…with tits…" Oh Buddha. There's a bad image there…

"I did not find Hinata-san that frightening." Jiraya had told her of the events concerning Akatsuki. Both she and Joya had rudimentary knowledge of them because Yai had feared they would go for Yui. Thankfully, Kisame's loyalty to Yai was stronger than his loyalty to any other feudal lord, or even his leader at Akatsuki.

That and the fact Yai was Kisame's swords teacher and she was downright scary when she wanted to be.

"Well…I guess you're right. It was just so…" Naruto took a few moments to think of a good, strong, intelligent word.

He failed.

"…Fucked up. I guess it was just too much to see Hinata like that," he said standing, still hugging Ko-chan as he did it. He subtly handed it back to her and Yui took the doll, hugging it herself. "Well I'm just glad it's over," Naruto sighed leaving his closet, then his bedroom. "Let's get some ramen and put this behind us," Naruto said motioning for Yui to follow him.

He walked downstairs and went to the kitchen before stopping. Yui, who was examining Ko-chan for any damage from the toss two nights before ran into him and nearly fell back, "Naruto-sama?"

"Yo," three voices said at once.

Naruto's face went blank. He growled and clenched his fists, which shook at his side. "Why are you here?!" he hissed.

Jiraya slurped his noodles and pointed at himself. He then looked at Kakashi.

Kakashi finished his soup and pointed to himself. He then looked at Anko.

Anko blinked and finished her rice. "What?" she forgot that when sitting on a kitchen counter, her panties were very visible. Jiraya and Kakashi leaned back and examined what Naruto and Yui had already seen: a pair of white cotton undies with a chubby little smiling snake. "WHY IS EVERYONE FREAKED OUT BY UNDERWEAR!" she screamed flailing her arms and showering Jiraya with rice, as he was on that side of her.

"We'll talk about that later," Jiraya grunted before hopping off the island in Naruto's kitchen and put his bowl of noodles down. "Naruto."

"What?! What have you brought to screw up my life this time?!" Naruto bellowed.

"Tsunade needs you," Kakashi answered.

"Then why did all three of you break in to my apartment to tell me that?" Naruto grunted.

Jiraya, "I was told to come here by Tsunade."

Kakashi, "I was following him because I was bored and didn't have anything to do."

Anko, "I wanted free food. Why don't you have any dango Naru-chan?"

Naruto decided not to answer. "Where is she?" he said in a defeated tone.

"She's at the Hospital. She tried to explain to Hinata what happened but the girl didn't believe her. Apparently after seeing Kiba she changed her mind."

Naruto's head lifted and he blinked, "What happened to Kiba?"

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"OH MY GOD! KIBA!" Naruto cried when he saw his friend. Kiba had yet to heal, as there were only a few hours difference from when Tsunade first examined him. Naruto fell to his knees at his side and took the dog-boy's hand. "Kiba! Talk to me!" he yelled.

"Naruto-kun please do not scream in this room. The SER takes pride in being the most quiet room in the hospital," Akabane explained.

"Oh…sorry…" Naruto stood up and looked at Kiba, who was awake, but his eyes were so tightly shut from swelling it was hard to tell. Tsume was on his other side looking from her son to Naruto. Said fox-boy didn't notice her eyes shifted from his face to his crotch at regular intervals.

"Hin…Hinata?" Kiba asked, with a strained voice.

"Naruto was able to change her back. Tsunade's with her trying to figure out how to return her to normal for good," Tsume answered.

Kiba nodded. "N…Naruto. You…only you can help her," he growled. "Promise me…promise me you'll help her."

"Are you sure Kiba. Tsunade said that only…"

Kiba stopped her with a rough bark, "Will you help her Naruto?"

The blonde grinned, "Are you kidding?" he asked giving a thumbs up. "No matter what it is, I'll do it to help Hinata for you Kiba!"

Kiba smiled weakly, "Thanks Foxy."

"No problem Dog-Breath." Why do I feel like I just signed my death warrant?

The intercom clicked on in a soft, and somewhat comforting female voice, "Would Uzumaki Naruto and Noumaki Yui please report to Tsunade-Sama's office please? Again, Uzumaki Naruto and Noumaki Yui to Tsunade-sama's office."

Naruto and Yui looked at each other before nodding. Naruto clapped Kiba on the shoulder and Yui gave him a chaste kiss on one of his face tattoos before they left.

Tsume was quiet for a small moment, "You know…you just gave Naruto the all clear to go into parts unexplored."

"Yeah I know."

"You're a bitch my son…a big one…"

"Mom…shut up."

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Naruto and Yui entered Tsunade's hospital office to find Joya, Tsunade, and a very embarrassed Hinata sitting. When Hinata saw Naruto she made a low moaning sound and hid her face in her hands. "Hey Hinata. It's okay…" he went to pat her on the back. He checked with Joya who nodded. After two pats he rubbed her and she hugged him.

"Please forgive me Naruto-kun! Please!" she was crying so hard he actually felt her tears stream out of her eyes.

Naruto, who had been scared witless by this girl only twenty minutes before, hugged her tightly and tried to console her.

When Hinata's fit was over she sat down and wiped her eyes with a handkerchief she had while Joya tried explained to Naruto why Hinata changed (1) and to Hinata what she had done.

"Is…is Hanabi-chan okay?" she asked, still tearing up.

"Yes, all that happened was a cavity she had acted up after you put the ball gag in her mouth," Joya explained causing a new fit of hysterics from the shy girl. Tsunade hit her. "OW! She asked!" the oldest kunoichi in the room whined.

"Anyway we're trying to figure out how to get rid of this damn Queen form once and for all," Tsunade explained.

"And?" Naruto asked.

"Well we've found out that when Hinata's aroused by certain things," Hinata tried to roll into a ball when Joya said that, "she transforms much like some ninja when they use certain summoning techniques. The 'Queen' form is sustained with chakra."

Naruto blinked, "So? How does knowing that help us?"

"Did you know that when you orgasm you released pent up chakra?" Joya asked. Yui, Naruto, and Hinata shook their heads in the exact same way. Except Hinata was still in a ball and had fallen on her side. "When you…" Joya looked at the fetal girl on the floor, "stopped the queen remember when steam shot out of her ears?" Naruto and Yui nodded, "That was a type of chakra release. The members of the Hyuuga family have large chakra reserves built from their intense stamina. So when Hinata orgasms…" she trailed off.

"The queen runs out of Chakra and she can't stay active! Like when Ero-Sannin used that seal on me when I went into a tailed state!" Naruto said.

Tsunade moved her eyes to Hinata, who didn't know about the fox, but the girl was too depressed to notice. "Basically."

"Okay so how does that help us get rid of her?"

"That only tells us how to put her to sleep. To get rid of her we must fulfill Hinata's desires," Hinata rolled up further, "So…Hinata. What gets you off?" Joya asked the girl, leaning over her. Hinata mumbled something.

"Hinata this is not the time to be embarrassed. If you don't tell us then we won't know how to help you. While you are like this you cannot go on missions. And if you continue to stay as the Queen for longer amounts of time we can't accurately say you'll always change back. And if you do not change back you'll have to be put under complete surveillance."

"But if that happens we'll just give you to Naruto, at least you'll be kept in check like that," Joya joked. Naruto sputtered. Yui actually seemed to think about it.

We would have to get a larger bed…and more condoms…

Hinata moaned as if this were a nightmare that had spawned from her subconscious to mock her. "Do-do I have to?" she asked from under her legs and hair.

"If you want to continue being you? Yes," Tsunade stated flatly.

Hinata sat up slowly and looked at Naruto with pleading eyes. "Only…only if Naruto-kun will help me."

Naruto sighed, "I promised Kiba I would. And if I hadn't promised Dog-breath I would anyway…" he said giving her a 'nice Guy Pose' that Lee and Gai would have cried over. They would have cried over what he said as well.

This is Lee and Gai we're talking about here. I'm sure they would've cried at this entire situation…

"So," Yui said smiling at her master's acceptance of the plan, "what are we going to do?"

Joya and Tsunade grinned, "Naruto, Yui, and Hinata will go to a specially sealed location and Naruto will wake up the queen. And then satisfy her completely."

Naruto gulped. He did not like this turn of events. "Wait. Why is Yui going?"

"As if I'd miss this."

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Maito Gai stretched and yawned. He looked both at the sun, then his pocket watch. He checked the time with Konoha's radio system. "Where are my students? Today was a team training day!" he said. "Lee has been training on his own frequently, but he never misses a team training day. And it also unlike Neji to miss days like this. Tenten-chan is not here either. Have my students all forgotten?"

Gai let his emotions shift from disappointment, to thought, and finally to enthusiasm, "WELL IF MY STUDENTS ARE NOT HERE THEN I SHALL JUST-"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

A torpedo like shape suddenly hit the ground a few feet from Gai and caused him to flinch. "LEE?! Is that you?" he asked. The same torpedo took off into the sky, zipped around for a few seconds then landed next to him.

Indeed, it was Lee.

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

The two embraced. When they let go Gai punched Lee dead in the face.

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? Not only did you miss Naruto-kun's party but you also were late for three," he emphasized this by forcing three fingers out of his fist dramatically, "training sessions!"

"I am sorry Gai-sensei! But I had to!"

"What would cause such unyouthful behavior?"

"Neji-kun!" Gai looked at Lee as if he was mad. As if he was mad. "I saw him flying one night! And I realized to prove myself as a purely Taijutsu ninja I would have to defeat him in all things," Lee's eyes had become flames and his fist was shaking, "AND SO I WENT TO MASTER FLIGHT!"

Gai was silent. He punched Lee again. Lee's large round eyes teared up, but Gai flew to his knee and put a hand on his student's shoulder. "Lee. When smoking weed you must always remember not to drink the bong wa-"

Before Gai could finish his warning about bongs and the water within them Lee shot into the air, zipped three feet to the left of his current position, and landed.

Did I drink the bong water last night? I don't remember doing it…Gai thought rubbing his chin.

"As I said Gai-sensei! I mastered the ability to fly!"

Gai's face became slack and he demanded Lee demonstrate it once more. Lee did as he was bid and zipped into four different directions before falling, and falling hard, into ground. Gai ran to him and picked his student up as he had done when Lee was still just a genin.

"I can only do four direction changes in one time and can only for five minutes in a day, but it is enough!" Lee said excitedly.

Gai's face suddenly grew determined. "LEE! MY STUDENT!"

"YES GAI-SENSEI!"

"IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO BE THE MASTER!" he pointed at Lee both such force and exuberance it actually made Lee fall back. "WE SHALL TRAIN AND YOU SHALL TEACH ME HOW TO FLY!"

"Truly Gai-sensei?" Lee asked in a small and frightened voice.

Gai fell to one knee once more, "Yes Lee. The time has come for you to believe in the skill you have learned yourself." And then, even softer, "Will you teach me…Lee-sensei?"

Lee's face brightened. "YES! COME GAI! WE SHALL FLY TOGETHER!"

"AT YOUR COMMAND LEE-SENSEI!"

And the both of them charged out of Konoha.

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AND THUS THE LEMON BEGINS!

"I'm gonna have sex with the scariest thing I've ever had to fight," Naruto whispered. He was sitting in Tsunade's bedroom. The reason was because no matter what happened; no one would look there to find Naruto having sex with Hyuuga Hinata.

"Tsunade-bachan and Joya-bachan were having sex on this bed less than eight hours ago…this is not right on a Gamabunta sized level…"

Yui, who was examining the pillows, perked up, "Naruto-sama you're overreacting. It can't be that bad."

"DOMINATRIX QUEEN?! HELLO?!" he bellowed in her ear. Yui winced.

"Doesn't she want to be submissive to you Naruto-sama?"

"That is beside the point. Hinata has always been the shy unassuming and generally quiet girl…to go from that to…"

Naruto pictured Hinata in her 'Queen' form.

"THAT…" he shuddered and rubbed his arms.

The two blondes were silent for a few moments. "WHERE THE HELL IS SHE ANYWAY?!" Naruto finally bellowed.

"Tsunade-sama wanted to make sure the home was protected by a chakra blocking barrier. That way none of the ninja in Konoha who don't know about this will sense Hinata-san's large amount of chakra. We must also take into account Hinata may be a virgin."

"I was thinking about that…I don't want this crazy ass thing to be Hinata's first time y'know?"

"I was referring to the fact if she is a virgin you may required to marry her if you take her chastity."

Naruto started, "M-m-marry?!...as in…Hiashi as my father-in-law?"

Naruto…good to see you again son...How is life? Is it going well? Do you want to commit suicide? Have you had any hazardous missions lately? No? Well that's too good to be true. Would you like to have some pois-I mean seasoned tea?

The young blonde shook so badly his teeth started to chatter. "That's way scarier…"

There came a knock at the door and Tsunade entered. She nodded to the two blondes and stood in front of the opening with her arms crossed. "Okay. The barrier is in place. No one outside of Joya and myself will be able to sense what is going on in this house. We'll await your message. Anything in the house in available to you, including the sake."

"But we're all under-"

"SILENCE PLAYBOY!" Tsunade trumpeted, "Remember you have to satisfy the desires Hinata has for you. Even if that includes taking her virginity. I doubt it does based on how she feels about Kiba…but…"

"If…if I take it will I have to marry her?"

Tsunade thought for a few seconds, each one adding to the image of Hiashi about to Hakke him into oblivion, "No. I doubt the founding members of the Hyuuga clan foresaw this happening," she added, 'no matter how voyeuristic they were' under her breath.

Naruto sighed in relief, "That's good."

Tsunade turned her head and called into the hallway, "He's ready Hinata!"

"WHAT? NOW?!"

"Naruto I've already explained to you that if she keeps turning into the queen there may come a time when she doesn't change back. And we cannot have that. No matter how erotically amusing it would be."

Naruto whimpered.

Tsunade moved from the doorway and Hinata appeared. Her cheeks were crimson and she had her head down. Naruto noticed she was wearing her coat and longer than average pants as if trying to hide in her clothes. She had probably heard what he had said.

"Hinata-chan," he called softly.

The Hyuuga heiress raised her head slowly, not wanting to really look at Naruto. She did so anyway and saw him smiling, his real smile, the one shad had admired as a girl.

"It's going to be okay. I'll do what I can to help you." He stood up from the bed and called her to him. She stepped hesitantly, but soon she was in the room and in his arms. Hinata's crush had ebbed over time but that did not mean she didn't not enjoy being held and imbued with a feeling of safety from-

SWAK!!

Hinata jumped to her tip toes with a small 'eep.'

Naruto had forgotten about Tsunade.

SLAM! CLICK!

Who had just closed and locked her bedroom door.

From the outside.

And none of his masters had ever taught Naruto how to pick a lock. "Goddamn old bag…I'm gonna get her for-"

Naruto didn't have time to finish his threat before he was knocked backward. Yui caught him on the bed and the two blondes watched as the once calm and quiet lavender haired beauty before them was engulfed in streaming chakra. The smoke cleared and Hinata stood in front of Yui and Naruto. The demon container and demon offspring gulped when they saw her.

Before Hinata had worn black or dark blue leather to match her hair. Now it was a deep orange vinyl. The outfit she had worn while assaulting her clan's home had not changed much besides that. The kunai she was using for heels were now engraved with kanji for 'Shippu' hurricane. On her belly, following the outer lines of her pelvic bone on both sides, was a set of three burning swirl tattoos.

Hinata's face was calm and blushing. She was again looking at the ground, but this time in respectful prose. Her hair was tied by orange and red ribbons into a long braid that ended just above the curve of her buttocks. Although her breasts were exposed the piercings of her nipples had changed to golden rings that were attached to leather strips, blue to offset the orange, to a collar with soft studs in it. Dangling from the collar was a tag in the shape of a chibi Naruto head.

"Naruto-sama," she said softly. "I am prepared…" she lowered herself to her knees and bowed. Naruto tried not to follow the swaying movements of her breasts. "To do whatever you request of me."

Naruto looked at Yui who returned his stare, "I really don't feel like doing this…"

"You must Naruto-sama. You promised both her and Kiba-san. I'll help you, Naruto-sama."

"Wonderful. I'm really glad you're willing to molest the mentally fucked up uber-ninja."

Naruto took a deep breath and stood up. "Hinata." Naruto's voice was stern and strong. Hinata raised her head to look at him. "Have you ever fantasized about me?"

Hinata blushed violently. "Yes Naruto-sama."

"What did you picture me doing? It's fine, you can tell me," he said in a kinder voice.

She flushed again and lowered her eyes.

Naruto frowned and barked at her, "Hinata!" Her head snapped up. "I asked you a question."

She nibbled on her lip, but stopped immediately. "I…I wanted you…"

"You can tell me Hinata," he crouched down on one knee and smiled.

"To touch my breasts," she sighed, a heaving breath followed as if she had just lifted and then set down a giant boulder.

Naruto reached under her and took her left breast into his hand. Hinata gasped. Her body shook for a few seconds before she moaned and arched her back, twisting herself so both of her mounds were exposed to him. Naruto lifted and tested her breast's malleability. Hinata started to breathe heavily.

Yui blinked surprised. When Naruto-sama decides to do something…he does it…

"Anything else Hinata? Or is this good enough?"

Hinata heaved several breaths. Naruto took her other teat in hand and massaged both. "No…" she moaned. "My butt."

"What about it?" Naruto asked, grinning slightly. Hinata shook at the sight of his fangs.

"Please hit it! Hit it! Touch it! Kiss it!" she cried. Tears formed at the corners of her eyes and Naruto grinned even wider.

"Hit it? Like this," Naruto's hand flew from her breast and slapped Hinata's cheek. Her eyes widened and she moaned. She pressed her body against Naruto and kissed his cheek and his neck. "Alright that's enough." He pushed her back and she immediately subdued herself. Naruto stroked Hinata's face and stood, walking around to view her from behind.

His eyebrows rose into his hairline as he noticed what was on the cheek he hit. The swirls from her belly twisted around and converged on her left cheek to produce a flame, that was centered around the kanji for 'Uzumaki.'

I cannot believe I'm about to do this…Naruto sighed deeply…he put his foot against Hinata's butt and pressed her forward so she was bent over. As with her previous Queen form she had no panties, but she had also lost the anal plug cat tail and matching ears. Hinata waggled her rear and began to moan softly. The words were mostly confined to 'please,' 'don't tease Hina-chan,' and 'Naruto-sama…' drawing out the last syllable of 'sama' every time she said it.

Naruto rubbed his eyes with his palm and grunted. "Everything okay Naruto-sama?" Yui asked.

"J-just gimmie a minute okay?" Naruto shook his head once and crouched down behind Hinata. She peaked back at him, her face now much redder than before. Naruto popped his hand against her opposite cheek and she made a small 'meep' sound. "Must be really sensitive eh Hina-chan?" he asked as he did it again.

"Y-yes Naruto-sama," she sighed.

Naruto, grinning, ran his finger tips along the plump curve of Hinata's ass. "You're almost ticklish!"

Hinata nodded and sighed. When Naruto's fingers slid along her lips she gasped. He opened her by pushing his index finger into her moist tunnel. Hinata began to heave dry hot breaths as Naruto tested her depths. Yui couldn't help but mimic Naruto's grin as she watched Naruto spread Hinata's cheeks with his other hand.

Hinata's rear had stopped swaying, but not completely. As Naruto fingered her she wiggled, trying to push herself harder onto him and at the same time pull away enough to stop her involuntary gyrating. All the while Yui was watching the subtle and delicious movements of her breasts. The half demon was letting out soft purring sounds as she watched her master work. Naruto eyed her.

As Hinata looked back at him Naruto's face changed to the calm and controlled one he had on at the beginning of the exercise. With such subtlety that not even the Byakugan wielder could notice, he stood taking a deep breath of air.

"Get on the bed Hinata-chan, and sit as you are now," he ordered.

As soon as Hinata did as she was commanded Yui grabbed her shoulders and drew her into a sumptuous kiss. Hinata squeaked as she felt the Youma's tongue slip into her mouth. Yui moaned as she felt Hinata melt into her. The older of the two women drew the younger into an embrace and dragged her down so she was on her back.

Yui withdrew and looked back at Naruto. A thick trickle of blood rolled down his lips from his nose. "What?" Yui asked.

"Nothing…nothing at all," Naruto said softly as he continued to watch, his left eyebrow continuing to twitch up and down.

Hinata couldn't help but sigh as Yui returned to the kiss. The Hyuuga heir felt the heat that had grown between her legs blossom into an entire garden of fire. She began to rub her thighs together strongly before she felt something warm, wet, and soft slide along her ankle. A sharp intake of Yui's slightly ramen-y breath made Hinata flutter. The Youma grinned and slipped her hand between Hinata's gyrating thighs. Her nails were just sharp enough to cause Hinata to feel like she was being tickled.

"Wow…way to go Yui-chan she's so wet that it's overflowing."

Hinata mumbled into Yui's mouth, apparently torn between stopping the kiss and being understood. Yui broke the kiss and looked at her, nuzzling her striped cheek against Hinata's flushed one, "What did you say Hinata-san?"

"I'm embarrassed," she finally spoke after a few moments of haziness.

Naruto and Yui both gave her comforting, if not slightly vulpine, grins. "It's so pretty here you shouldn't be embarrassed at all Hinata," Naruto said as he slipped on hand finger along her labia, around the curve of her buttock, and to her anus again. "Well," he stood up straight and rubbed the back of his head. "We're going to have anal sex Hinata."

The transformed heiress gasped. "A-anal?" A visible shudder ran through her.

"It's because I don't feel that confidant about taking your virginity, no matter how you feel about me. This way I can give you an orgasm for sure with Yui-chan's help. So if you're willing…"

She hastily sat on her knees and nodded, "Yes Naruto-sama! Of course! Anything for you!" she said as she bowed.

"So Yui-chan…do you have any lube?" Naruto asked. I just asked a girl who looks like me if she has lube so I can ass-plug the split personality of a friend…what the hell happened to my life?

"You do not need artificial lubrication Naruto-sama," Hinata said suddenly.

"What?" he asked.

Without a word Hinata let her body fall backward and laid on her back. She lifted her legs until her knees were by her head. After a few moments her arms reach around her now widely stretched posterior and pushed up to her face. Taking a small amount of time to sniff her own scent she proceeded to lap at her own anus.

Hyuuga flexibility…Naruto and Yui thought at the same time. The two demon-connected blondes both wiped some blood from their noses as Hinata began to lick herself with renewed fervor. Her coat of saliva caught the light and made the tight pink hole glisten.

Yui looked down at her own lower half and wondered if she was able to do the same thing. The reaction Naruto-sama is getting from this display of skill is enough for me to learn how to it…she rationalized.

Naruto's train of thought was slightly different than that of his retainer. Damn that's sexy. She has a body like Tsunade-bachan's but is way more flexible! I can't believe I'm watching her…damn she just dipped her tongue into her pussy…I…didn't think it was possible. Was her tongue always that long?

Hinata finally finished her excruciatingly slow lubrication process, leaving both blondes drooling slightly.

Naruto and Yui both made a move to hold or touch Hinata, both stopped dead and looked at the other. "Uh…whatcha doin' Yui-chan?" Naruto asked grinning.

"I could ask the same Naruto-sama…" she said, her smile equally wide.

"Well I am the only one meant to do the job here."

"Ah yes…but I am going to congratulate Hinata-san on being open with her emotions."

A bolt of lightning went from one pair of ocean blue eyes to the other.

"Okay…give me one good reason why the only one with a penis here should relent," Naruto said, taking on a much more serious air than normal.

"Because the only sexual experience said man has under his belt has been with a fifty-year old female who was incapable of controlling her urges."

"Oh that's low."

"It's only proper. Hinata-san is royalty in this village is she not?" Yui's eyes flashed violet. Naruto narrowed his. That had to be the first time he'd seen any evidence of demonic power.

It excited him despite what was happening.

Then, before Hinata could read anything but anger on their faces, they we in each others' arms. Their lips crashed together so hard Hinata was sure that both had hit their front teeth together. She watched, as enthralled as they had been moments earlier, as two tongues danced.

They fell over and continued their snogging. Hinata wished strongly to glance over and look, but she herself was still within the bounds of her subservience to Naruto, and she would not move from the position that had placed her in.

Then, with a vigor she remembered only from the days of her youth Naruto stood, letting out a whoop of joy. "VICTORY!"

"NOT FAIR!" Yui cried from the floor. "You used my whiskers!" she whined.

"A ninja must use their environment as well as their mind to win battles Yui-chan! Even battles based on making out!" he said as he hefted her panties into the air. He himself was missing both his shirt and his pants were unbuckled.

Hinata was both aghast and aroused by the display. They fought to see who could get the underwear of the other off first to see who would be my first…oh dear…

"So are you ready to admit that I'm awesome incarnate now?" he asked throwing out his partially revealed pelvis.

"Yes…" Yui sighed, more at having to wait while Naruto did what they had come here to do.

Naruto dropped his prize, which both Yui and Hinata watched flutter to the ground, before stripping himself bare. As he stood from removing his own under garments Hinata could not stop herself from gasping. Her current form was merely a manifestation of desire, and so unlike Inner Sakura, had no real understanding of what was going on around her beyond what was in Hinata's head. So she had no memory. As such, seeing Naruto's package for all it was, in full form, was a bit overwhelming for the poor submissive.

I cannot believe I'm about to butt plug Hinata…it's like some sort of really weird sex fantasy that's not mine is coming true. Naruto sighed and looked at Hinata. "Hinata…are you ready for this?" Naruto said.

As he said it Yui smacked his ass to make him thrust forward. He glared at the girl and she merely looked away innocently.

Hinata, in one of the odder reactions he had seen from her, in essence a combination of Hinata's honest affection and the Queen's rampant lust, nodded and turned her body so she was lying flat (well as flat as two double D breasts can let a girl lay) and kissed Naruto's head lovingly.

Yui made this annoying 'aaaaaaaaawww' noise which made Naruto groan. He wiped his face and was about to reprimand her when he realized, Hinata had yet to remove her mouth. The gentle sounds he heard and the sensations he felt told his mind what his eyes had yet to confirm, Hinata was gently, and sweetly licking and toying with the head of his penis.

He grinned with a demonic edge to it and allowed her to continue for a few seconds before he prodded her to stop. Hinata looked up at him and blushed before moving so she was bent over the bed. Yui looked in amazement at Hinata's rump. As with her breasts it was bigger than it appeared to be in her coat. The, in Yui's opinion, damnable thing hid the fullness and genuinely succulent shape of the girl's body.

It's almost as round as Tsunade-sama's. No wonder Naruto-sama is responding so well to her. She's just like her but without blonde hair…maybe I should have called Hinata that one time…oh well…the Youma mused as he master rubbed the orbs of flesh.

Hinata mewled and wiggled under his ministrations, eager for the job to be worked on. Yui took a little initiative and took a firm hold of both cheeks and spread them. Naruto looked at her with a raised eyebrow and she grinned. He shrugged and took a small moment to glance at what he was about to do. Hinata's privates were still slightly damp from her earlier work, in fact the intended target was still very sloppy. Naruto also noted, with a deep rumble of lust, her anus was a light fleshy pink.

Before Hinata could ask what he was going to do Naruto thrust in. The sudden entrance caused Hinata to arch her back and let loose a wild howl. It was incredible to her. Not only was the feeling erotic but it was as if her entire being had been waiting for this moment, to be complete as it were. Electric shocks flowed through her body with the speed of a raging torrent.

They moved so fast and were powerful Hinata thought she would have a heart attack and die.

There was pain, of course, but it was so well mixed into what Hinata understood to be 'pleasure' that she didn't care. And as she continued to roar, letting all who could hear that she was becoming one with the only man she had wanted physically in her life, she felt something inside of her click.

She fell flat and Naruto and Yui both feared she had been changed back. Then fear came from raging hormones and the act of continuing with an unconscious girl would tantamount to rape in the eyes of both blondes. Slowly Hinata moved, pushing herself up with her hands. She hunkered, her legs slack, the mere fact Naruto had moved to hold her keeping her from sliding and forcing him to floor.

At once Naruto and Yui felt the change in the girl as she turned to look at them. The general shyness and closeness she kept with herself was gone, almost completely. Though her face held the blush of her younger years it could be at the expense of her current position.

"Naruto," she whispered.

"Uh yeah Hinata-chan?"

"I don't think I'm the Queen anymore," she said equally as soft.

Naruto blinked, "Oh…so do you want me to-"

"Fuck me."

"What?"

"I'm more aroused now than any other point I can recall in my life. You are already inside me. There will be no discussion. If you do anything less than help me enjoy your body and enjoy mine I'll make sure you remember never to leave a lady waiting."

Naruto smiled. After a moment it was a full blown grin. He took Hinata's chin in his hands and kissed her deeply, forcing his tongue roughly into her mouth. He tasted not only the slight wisps of Yui's breath but also the scant traces of herself on her tongue. Without warning her, he pulled out, just enough to pull on her tight opening and then pushed deeper into her.

She gasped into his mouth and he let her go. He lifted his body back up and took hold of her body just above her hips. The firm yet soft skin made him unleash his own soft roar of approval before he began to thrust earnestly. Yui was watching from the floor, somewhat interested and bored. She was very happy her master and the girl that cared so deeply for him were able to have such an open, and vigorous, sexual escapade.

But, as you all must remember, Yui is a demoness, half Kitsune as it were. And she would be damned if she did not live up to the merit of her father's people.

Hopping onto the bed Yui stalked around Hinata looking at the heiress as she was soundly humped by Naruto. Hinata herself was so entranced by the rhythm of the sex she didn't even notice Yui was sitting in front of her until the musky scent of Yui's pubis was swimming around her head.

The demon girl sat down and spread her legs before scooting forward so she was just close enough to Hinata to tempt her with the smell. The Hyuuga princess understood at once Yui was baiting her, but it just smelled so good. Hinata had once thought the scent of sweat was a disgusting and demeaning thing, especially considering her clan pushed cleanliness to an excruciating degree. But what her nose was telling her about Yui's pussy was the exact opposite of disgusting or gross. She pulled herself forward a fraction and began to gently lap at Yui's folds, the demon girl licking her lips as she watched.

Yui scooted her butt backwards just enough so Hinata's outstretched tongue failed to reach her. Yui purred and began to stroke herself. Hinata moaned, especially when Naruto reached around and took hold of her big left tit, messaging it so the pierced nipple was pulled by the leather strap it was connected to.

Realizing her own form of abuse would be a bit too mean for the Hyuuga girl Yui allowed Hinata to fulfill what her eyes begged to do. As the girl's sex came into range Hinata extended her tongue and lapped gently at the soft moist lips. Yui purred as she angled her hand and spread herself, as Hinata's hands were busy keeping her from being bowled forward by Naruto's powerful thrusts.

Hinata's head was swimming. Her face was not only deeply red from all the blood but also coated with a strong layer of Yui's pheromones. The demonically charged sex funk was making Hinata's obvious level of arousal sky rocket. He let out a long serious of moans and grunts as she buried herself in Yui's pussy.

"Flip her over," Yui whispered to her master.

Naruto let out a rough grunt when he did as she suggested, inadvertently causing both himself and Hinata to nearly orgasm. Naruto spread Hinata's legs so they wrapped around his waist. Almost immediately Hinata locked her ankles behind the small of his back and pulled him deeper into her.

Yui who had been watching with a passing interest now arranged herself as she wished. She hovered over Hinata's head before pushing her to lay back. Yui's plump rear settled on Hinata's face. Yui waited until Hinata when to work before she began to play with the girl's huge pale breasts giggling to herself whenever the workings of Hinata's tongue stopped because of a sharp intake of breath.

As a testament to Yui's flexibility she leaned forward and began to give the same treatment to Hinata, while still messaging her breasts. Yui knew in time her arms would get numb but at the moment she didn't care. Yui, much like Joya, just enjoyed playing with big boobs too much to consider some things like blood flow.

Hinata, despite the fact Yui was involved (not that Hinata was really complaining), was in heaven. She felt her body begin build up pressure in her abdomen. Yui who had been doing this sort of thing for years felt the tell-tale signs of Hinata's coming release. Grinning in a very vulpine way she looked up at Naruto and caught his eye.

The two blondes exchanged a silent series of words before Yui rolled off of Hinata and slipped off the bed. She grabbed Hinata's ankles and pulled them apart before sliding around to Naruto's front. She flipped one leg over his rod and took a position as if she herself was going to start fucking Hinata. The poor lavender haired heiress didn't know what was going on until she saw Yui make several hand signs.

Yui's small patch of finely groomed fur started to uncurl until each shaft of hair was as straight and stiff as a broom needle. Yui then proceeded to grind against Hinata causing the younger woman to cry out. The feeling of a large and prickly, but ultimately soft brush rubbing against her clitoris caused Hinata to try and scrunch herself into a ball.

Naruto grabbed her ankles while Yui took care of her arms.

The stimulation and lack of control made Hinata's eyes roll into the back of her head as she felt it come.

With a scream that would have alerted every living soul in Konoha to their antics Hinata released her orgasm. Shuddered. And promptly passed out.

Naruto sighed as he too finished off. The sudden tightening of Hinata's anus had nearly made it impossible to cum, but he managed and pulled out of her. Yui gave a small wiggle of her hips to cause Hinata a few good dreams before releasing her technique.

Naruto watching raised an eyebrow, "Where'd you learn that?"

Yui grinned, "Jiraya-sama taught me his Needle Jizou. I just though this method would be more effective."

"So you'd rather learn to adapt a technique for sex than actual combat?" Naruto asked. She only smiled wider. "Well I'm gonna," Yui grabbed his arm. "What is it Yui-chan?"

She licked her lips and pushed her body against his. "My turn."

XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX

Tsunade and Joya sat on the lawn of the Hokage's Private home in a pair of fold out chairs. Tsunade was using a pair of Opera glasses to view the action while Joya was using a telescope. "That's my girl!" the older of the two cried when Yui jumped Naruto.

"My god Joya! The girl humps harder than a hyper active poodle!" Tsunade said, aghast at how quickly Yui had dominated her 'master.' "The girl seems to have out done the man…Wait! Oh my!"

Joya whistled and adjusted the magnification on her telescope. "Ooh! Good one Foxy-chan! HAH! Look at Yui! Her toes are curling!" Joya looked at Tsunade and grabbed her lover's attention. "We have got to remember that."

"Agreed," Tsunade said as she leaned forward. "What is Naruto doing with his hands?"

"Making Yui scream? Wait no it's a kata (1)…hey. Isn't that the sign for-"

A high pitched squeal of excitement rocked the home as Hinata and Yui suddenly saw six Narutos instead of one.

Tsunade and Joya looked at each other for a few seconds before they rushed the door. As two hands from two different women clasped the front door's handle both women glared at each other. A calm quiet came over them as they regarded the other.

"What are you doing Tsunade?"

The younger glared at her senior, "I could ask you the same thing."

Joya poked Tsunade' prodigious chest, "You've gotten your Fox steak already missy! I've been in this village for two weeks and all I've had in the way of a man is Jiraya! Now that is not a complaint but still!"

Tsunade relented the point. Jiraya, though good at what he did usually left women wanting, whether on purpose or because of some other reason outside his control, Tsunade had never really figured out.

"Plus!" Joya said regaining Tsunade's attention. "The weight of yours, Yui's, and Hinata's breasts together equal mine. Don't drown the boy! Let's see if he has the knack to handle a skinny woman!"

Tsunade snorted. "You're saying my big tits are a bad thing?"

"Would I EVER say big tits are a bad thing? But look at who he has already! It's like giving you a sake store after you got your own bar!"

Tsunade did not like how that analogy moved to her drinking. "So…janken (2)?"

Joya nodded. After five tries Joya won three and Tsunade looked at her stupid closed fist. The older kunoichi took the key to the barrier and sauntered in. she slowly removed her face mask and the prosthetic she wore. With a smile she ascended the stairs and kicked the door open.

The girls, entrenched as they were, didn't notice but the original Naruto, who was gaining some breathing time in a small patch of shadows did. Joya scanned the room and found him. He gulped. While he did not recognize her face or body he did recognize her eyes.

"J-Joya-bachan?!" he asked. The older woman smiled and held up her 'old' face. Naruto, suddenly conflicted looked to Yui or Hinata for help. Considering the heiress to the Hyuuga clan was engrossed in two clones that had discovered Hinata's talent with her hands.

Yui was relishing the feeling of two Naruto's inside of her and one more messaging her feet.

"Okay this is weird. You're like…well an aunt…or close to it." Naruto did not say stepmother because he had read the Icha, Icha series and if a female step anything was horny you were in for some crazy shit.

And 'crazy shit' was exactly how Naruto would describe Joya.

"Listen kid, we can do this any number of ways," Joya said as she walked forward removing layers of clothing as she did, "The first way is we just get into it and get past all the ticks you seem to have about older stronger women riding you like a pony," or stallion, she muttered under her breath, "Or I can hogtie you and use you as a sybian. Or you can hog tie me."

Naruto sighed. "Fine," he grunted standing up to face her, realizing Joya was his height. They glared into each other's eyes for a few seconds. "Y'know…I usually go for bigger tits."

Joya laughed, "what A coincidence. I usually go for bigger brains."

Naruto growled and grabbed her forcing her into a kiss, he faintly tasted plum sake. Joya responded in kind reaching around to get a firm grip on Naruto's rear. When they broke she had a screwball smile on, "My, my. It seems Yui is an ass girl!"

Naruto snorted and spanked her in time causing the oldest member of the party to laugh, until another hand smacked her rump. She turned to see a second Naruto behind her giving the first a wink.

"Where did he come from?" she asked throwing a thumb in his direction.

"Well Hinata's getting pretty worn out and this one still has about an hour's worth of chakra left so I thought he'd help me loosen you up," Naruto explained as he glanced over to the very tired looking, and very creamy Hinata. Yui, on all fours under the menstruations of two clones (the other two were taking a break from the ravenous fox girl) lapped at the milky predicament on her friend's face before kissing Hinata deeply.

"I see," Joya nodded. She took on a thoughtful look and regarded Naruto, "What did you mean 'loosen me up'?" The second grinned and grabbed her rear before thrusting in. Joya gave a high pitched squeak and was lifted to her tip toes.

"Sorry. I wanted to say 'loosen your ass up' but that seemed vulgar to me," he grinned as his original pair of hands cupped her buttocks and slid along the curve of her thighs to lift her legs, settling her weight between the two as he pushed into her vagina.

Joya panted, it had been a very long time since she had been treated so expertly. The feeling was a good reminder of her younger more innocent days, well her potentially innocent days anyway.

"You know something kid?" she panted between their thrusts, which she noticed were done in such a way as to keep her off balance, "This was a favorite trick of Jiraya's. He'd do it to me all the time."

Naruto, despite himself, "I've been meaning to ask you something."

"Yeah," she tried to say before a particularly strong buck from the Naruto behind her caused her to let out a long satisfied sigh, "What is it with you three? What kind of relationship did you guys have?"

Joya smiled wanly, "Let's just say it was a lot of angry sex, violent out bursts and emotional nights with the four of us."

Naruto raised an eyebrow, "Four?"

Joya's grin went from ear to ear. "I liked snakes long before I liked toads or foxes Naru-chan," she said as she kissed him, forcing her tongue deep into her mouth, in fact deeper than she should have physically been able to. Naruto pulled back and saw a testament to whatever Joya and Orochimaru may have had.

"Oh that's just weird…"

"Says the guy fucking five holes at once. When two of them belong to a chick who could be your sister!"

"Thanks I'll remember that next time you ask me for help."

"Sexual help!" Joya cried laughed before she tightened the muscles in her anus and vagina. Both Naruto winced as she adjusted herself and forced them to start thrusting in tandem. "Don't underestimate me boyo."

Grunting through the pain of his pinched member, and the inevitable pain he'd get from his clone, he said, "I'll remember that."

Joya rode the two clones for close to an hour, well beyond her protégé and Hinata who passed out from the exertion nearly thirty minutes after the festival of Naruto had begun. When Joya had finally rendered the last of Naruto's clones depleted she stood, stretching her arms and legs and looked at the very haggard young man.

"What's wrong with you?" she asked.

Naruto lifted his heavy lids and managed a half-hearted glare. "I just had sex twenty five times in less than two hours. My balls are numb, my dick is numb and I have this wet feeling on the back side of my scrotum. For the first time in my life I am completely and utterly wiped out and it had nothing to do with training or combat."

Joya only grinned. "Remember kid, you're the one who started dating kunoichi. We're a bit more fierce than normal women."

"No shit," Naruto grunted.

Resting beside him was Hinata. The many vestments of the queen form had dissipated after each round until she laid quite naked on the floor. The piercings in her nipples and the tattoos remained, but the one of the Uzumaki clan symbol had changed into the Hyuuga's. Naruto wondered if she would keep them. They added a little flair the heiress that Naruto liked.

Yui was sitting beside her master, her head resting on his shoulder. "Hey Naruto-sama," Yui said softly.

"What is it Yui-chan?" he asked as he wrapped a hand around her and let it rest on her soft thigh.

"Hinata isn't a virgin."

"That's coo-"

Joya and Naruto looked at each other.

"WHAT?!"

A/N: So I'm gonna check off the shit I did in this chapter.

Naruto having sex with Hinata (Check)(Check)(Check)(Check)(Check)(Check)

Naruto having alternative sex with any female (Check)(Check)(Check)

Naruto having sex with an OC (Check)(Check)

Naruto having a 3-way (Check)

Naruto gangbanging a girl with clones (Check)(Check)(Check)

Naruto pulling a train on a girl (Check)(Check)(Check)

There is a grand deal wrong with this world and myself. I'll also have you guys know that last part with Joya was never supposed to happen. It just seemed to fit. Especially the little spat between her and Tsunade over who got to go inside. That was my favorite part of this chapter.

Dictionary:

(1) Kata: Hand signs.

(2) Janken: Rock, paper, scissors.