Stories

Story 29: Dominos

Pairings: None

Humor

One day, Joey and Tristan were going to Dominos to get some pizza. They walked inside and looked around. Nobody was there except the guy at the counter. They walked up to the guy.

"Hello welcome to Dominos pizza! What can I get you?" the guy at the counter asked.

"Yes we'd like three large cheese pizzas," Joey replied.

"Okay is that for here or to go?" the guy asked.

"For here," Joey answered.

"So one large cheese pizza coming up," the guy said.

"No I actually said three," Joey told him.

"Alright two then," the guy says.

"No, three," Joey said as he frowned.

The guy stared at Joey and Tristan for a long moment and then smiled. "Hello welcome to Dominos pizza! What can I get you?" he looked as if he'd never seen Joey and Tristan before.

"We already ordered!" Tristan shouted.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I cannot allow you to scream in Dominos," the guy said.

"I didn't scream I shouted!" Tristan shouted again.

The guy frowned. "Then I am forced to remove you from the restaurant,"

"No way!" Tristan growled as he made a fist.

"No hold on, Tristan. Let's just leave," Joey said as he walked towards the exit. Tristan followed him.

"Why'd we leave?" Tristan demanded.

"We aren't," Joey replied as he went back inside. Tristan followed him.

The guy at the counter put on a big smile on his face as if he never had seen them before. "Hello welcome to Dominos pizza! What can I get you?" the guy at the counter asked.

"Three large cheese pizzas," Joey answered.

"Is that for here or to go?" the guy asks.

Joey smirked. "Neither,"

"Okay, three large cheese pizzas it is. Now that'll be seven dollars and ninety nine cents,"

"I already paid," Joey lied.

"Oh yes," then the guy walked into the back where the kitchen was.

"Good plan," Tristan said, as he laughed.

Joey nodded. "I know, I'm smart ain't I?"

Then the guy came back with a big smile on his face. He looked as if he'd never seen before before. "Hello welcome to Dominos pizza! What can I get you?"

Joey and Tristan sighed. Then they both punched the guy in the face and left.

"I knew we should've gone to Pizza Hut in the first place," Tristan said.

"Yeah whatever,"

THE END