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Back to the Normal Routine!
I walk into the room and look at the list of dares that I didn't decline and didn't do, and I smile while looking up.
"Hey, and welcome back, sorry for not updating the last chapter for like a month!" I said looking at the dares and chose a perfect one!
Requester - K8wolfx
Request - Ack! I've got to stop fangirling over this story it's just so awesome! I loved the duets so friggen much!
Possible Requests:
Yusei could be locked in a room full of insects as we watch him scream. (bwahaha! too evil?)
Akiza and Z-One could confess about how they felt during the duet. (I thought I sensed...jealousy?)
Leo and Luna could do a duet. You, Foxen, could choose the song.
Italy and Jack could make pasta together.
Kanda could tell a little bit about himself. (I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with -Man but I will try to understand as much as I can.)
Primo could go into detail about how much he hates Yusei.
Lester and Germany can rest for now.
And Crow? Good question. I really think he's had it the easiest out of everyone because he hasn't had that many dares. But how can you torture a guy who will do anything to protect the little kids? It's not like I can tell him to watch helplessly as a kid dies; that's just mean.
Don't worry Crow, I will think of something for ya! *evil laughter*
this story is becoming one of my all-time favorites! Keep up the good work! :)
"NO WAY AM I DOING THIS REQUEST!" Yusei shouted earning a chuckle from Roy.
"You have to do this, Yusei, it's the dare!" Roy said causing me to grin evilly.
"Roy gets it! Just wait till I get requests to torture you!" I shouted, dragging Yusei into my bedroom (I have a nest of stinkbugs in there, so... yeah it also grossed me out also).
"I don't wanna go!" Yusei cried, and I slam the door and walk back out. Screams were heard in the room, but they weren't Yusei's... they were Italy's. "THIS IS SO GROSS!"
"Well... next thing! Akiza, tell me... what did you feel during the duet with Z-One?" I ask invading her personal space.
"I-I did feel a little jealous, because she was taking my fiance from me! MY YUSEI! She was trying to take MY YUSEI from me!" Akiza hissed which caused me to fall onto the ground laughing.
"Well... now the next thing, Leo and Luna have to do another duet!" I shout.
"Alright, what song?" Leo said too naively.
"Um... let's do Einsamkeit!" I look at Germany whom looked up in an excited manner. "But, we're doing it in English Dubbed, but on the other side will be the German/ Japanese part!"
"Let's do it," Leo stated and Luna nodded.
Luna:
Though I look like I'm lecturing, (enzetsu wo shiteiru to mietemo,)
I'm actually just conversing (tada no kaiwa sa)
Forget it... (betsuni)
Leo:
At times my face may look grim, (toki ni wa kewashii kao wo suru kedo,)
but I'm actually just cold (tada samui no sa)
Though I don't mind it... (ki ni shinai kedo)
Luna:
I take pride in work that needs delicacy, (chimitsuna sagyou ga tokui dakedo,)
but my fingers are fat (yubi wa futoi sa)
Leo:
That's why (dakara)
Even if I'm said to be "generally adequate", ("daitai tekitou" to ka iwaretemo,)
strictly speaking (genmitsuni wa)
Both:
I don't understand (wakaranai)
Loneliness (einsamkeit)
Loneliness (einsamkeit)
Loneliness (einsamkeit)
Leo:
I want to be found (mitsukete hoshii)
Luna:
Though they say I eat only potatoes, (imo bakari tabeteru to iwaretemo,)
They're the same with soba and pasta (soba mo pasuta mo onaji)
Leo:
If the kitchen gets dirty and dark, (daidokoro ga yogoreru kurai nara)
I have nowhere to cook (betsuni ryouri wo shinaikyaii)
Both:
Loneliness (einsamkeit)
Loneliness (einsamkeit)
Loneliness (einsamkeit)
My heart is opening, I want to be set free (kokoro wo hiraki, toki hanachitai)
Because you are here, I can be myself (kimi ga iru kara, boku de irareru)
Luna:
I'm always said to be scowling, (itsumo niranderu to iwareru keredo)
Leo:
but my smiling face hasn't been erased (egao wo tayashita koto nado nai)
Luna:
You may think I'm frightening, (kowai to omowareteru keredo)
Both:
but it's only because my face strains when I laugh (kao de rikinde oratteru dake sa)
It's growing stronger (tsuyoku)
Loneliness (einsamkeit)
The song ended and Germany just ran up to the twins and twirled them around in excitement.
"Germany, are you okay?" I ask, somewhat terrified of this new personality.
"You should be hugging Foxen, she's the one that chose the song!" Luna said, giggling.
"Oh, well I ju-"
"Was someone just singing Einsamkeit?!" a random person yelled in a German accent.
"IS THAT YOU PRUSSIA?!" Germany exclaimed, then he rant to my room, but ran to a different room.
"It is I, the infamous Prussia! And I'm here to join your cast little Nazi Fox!" I punched Prussia due to that statement, and kept kicking him.
"Remember, if you want to join, you have to sing a song that will torture you!" I shouted but I couldn't think of a song that would torture him, so I put in the song German-made.
"GERMANY! Let's sing together!" And Germany came rushing out in excitement.
"Let's do this!" Germany smiled and I smiled.
Germany:
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf (Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf)
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf (Eins, zwei, drei, vier, funf)
Something like justice, (Seigi to wa nani ka)
Something like faith, (Seii to wa nantaru ka)
Something like love, (Ai to wa nani ka)
Are things I always fight for (Tsuneni shinken shōbu da)
"Pay attention, Italy! What are you doing!? Listen carefully!" ("Kora, ITARIA! Nani wo shite iru!? Yoku kike!")
Polish this room, (Heya wa yoku migake)
And don't whine about it (Yowane wo haku na)
Protect the order, (Chitsujo wo mamore)
I am made in Germany (Ore wa MEIDO IN JĀMANĪ)
Black and red and golden are our pride, (Kuro to aka to ki wa hokori takaki)
Our passion (Warera no jōnetsu)
Read every word through the manual, (MANYUARU wa kanzen dokuha)
I won't allow any exceptions (Reigai wa yurusa nai)
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit (Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit)
I want to eat some wurst (ah, and beer too!) (VURUSUTO ga tabe tai na (aa, BIIRU mo!))
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit (Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit)
And I want to eat it with some mustard (MASUTĀDO tsukete tabetai na)
Prussia:
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf (Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf)
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf (Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf)
Straighten your back, (Sesuji wo nobase)
Cut the air with your right hand, (Migite de kū wo kiri)
And put it to your brow (Hitai ni soero)
I am made in Germany (Ore wa MEIDO IN JĀMANĪ)
Hardship, endeavoring, and loyalty is our pride (Kurō doryoku chūsei wa hokori takaki)
The standards of our mothers (Haha naru bigaku)
Do not waste your vacation. (Kyūjitsu mo muda ni wa suru na)
I won't allow any shortcuts (Tenuki nado yurusa nai)
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit (Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit)
And I want to eat some potatoes too (Jagaimo ga tabetai ze)
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit (Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit)
I want to eat it chopped up (Gucha-gucha ni shite tabetai ze)
Germany:
Give me a full cry perfectly, (Kanki ni michita sakebi)
Prussia:
Advance over any obstacle, (Kunan wo koete susumu)
Both:
Hail to the German blood (GERUMAN no chi wo tataeyo)
Prussia:
The noble green Rhine is our pride (Kiyoku aoi RAIN hokori takaki)
The water's surface of our fathers (Chichi naru minamo)
Germany:
I hold a strict doctrine absolutely, (Genkaku na oshie wa zettai da)
I won't allow any compromise (Dakyō nado yurusanai)
Prussia:
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit (Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit)
I want to eat some wurst (ah, and beer too!) (VURUSUTO ga tabe tai ze (aa, BIIRU mo!))
Germany:
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit (Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit)
And I want to eat it with some mustard. (MASUTĀDO tsukete tabetai ze)
Prussia:
"Listen up! No matter what happens on the battlefield don't lose focus!" ("Ii ka! Senjō de wa don'na koto ga okite mo urotaenai!")
Germany:
"Don't boil pasta!" ("PASUTA wo yude nai!")
Prussia:
"Don't bake pizza!" ("PITTSUA wa yaka nai!")
Germany:
"Hold on to your pride and endure!" ("PURAIDO wo motte ikinuku!")
Both:
"That's all!" ("Ijō da!")
The song ended and I looked up and saw Prussia acting more like the tall blonde asleep on the floor. This caused me to smile.
"Believe it or not, this cast and my readers are the best family a writer can have, now onto the next part of the dare!" I shouted and looked at Primo, who looked bored as shit. "Primo, you'll like this, and now Yusei can come out!" Germany went and let Yusei out and Italy was the first one to run out, but he hugged Germany in need of a friend to comfort him.
"What did you want, Foxen?" Yusei asked with a giant shiver afterwards.
"Primo, say all then nastiest things you can about Yusei now!" I say causing the white haired man to smile a huge creepy grin. "You can go as vulgar as you want!" I added, causing his grin to grow even larger.
"Alright, Yusei I hate you! You're a pest, and you deserve to die right here and now! I want to punch you in your fucking face to make you pass out, then I really want to stab you and kill you! I want to be the one in charge of the dares, so I can kill you in every single one! And if I were in charge, this place would be crawling with insects all over the place!" Primo looked at me and he sat back, "What are you going to say about that, Fudo?"
"Fine, but that's why I'd rather have Foxen as the leader of this group for the dares cause she doesn't kill people, she just scares them, makes them mad, and makes people happy. You don't!" Yusei looked at me then I looked at the rest of the dare, it was finished.
"Wait, if Crow can't stand a child to get hurt why is Pride here?" Roy asked.
"Well, Roy, you're going to kill Pride with your alchemy in front of Crow. Pride, or Selim Bradley, is a child, but one that is allowed to be killed," I explained.
"I don't like this!" Pride protested but in return he was burned.
"NO!" Crow screamed causing me to laugh onto the ground.
"Crow, Pride is a bad guy, and no, we can't hurt Lester!" I explained to him as I saw Pride be incinerated before my very own eyes and Crow trying to kill Roy with his own hands.
"You bastard, you let an innocent child get killed, how dare you?!"
"Pride's a homunculus, so I have permission to kill him!" Roy explained and I looked at the computer.
"Well, we do have another addition to the cast and this was a Hetalia featured chapter for K8wolfx herself, so if you guys can, go check out her profile too! Also, why not go kick a duck!" I say logging off but first kicking Prussia, or Gilbert is his human name. "GOT ONE!" then I was kicked by Yusei.
"Me too!"
Those of you who are wondering about who's in the cast here's a full list, and yes I'm going to also add Starlight and Strawberry very soon also:
1- Me (Foxen Roberts)
2- Autumn
3- Abbigail
4- Yusei
5- Luna
6- Leo
7- Jack
8- Akiza
9- Germany
10- Primo
11- Lester
12- Italy
13- Kanda
14- Allen
15- Roy
16- Lavi
17- Saji
18- Prussia
Coming Soon:
19- Strawberry (I will add her in a couple of chapters)
20- Starlight (I will add her in the next chapter)
