Okay here's the next chapter of Redemption. I hope you all like it. I know it's been a while, but I actually had a mental block and wasn't sure what to write. Anywho thanks to all those who reviewed and to all those who added me to their faves and alert lists. It is very appreciated. Thanks again. By the way this chapter is humorous and may have references to things that are more adult.

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Redemption.

Chapter Sixteen – Androgynous?

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Kushina, Itachi and Saiyuri all stared at their Sensei for a moment. All three of them were totally dumbfounded. "You want us to what now?" Itachi asked. "We're going on an undercover mission as a team. You three are going to be the hookers." Nawaki stated. "I'm a guy. I don't exactly have the features for hooker." Itachi stated irritably. "Are you saying because we're girls we're hooker material?" Saiyuri hissed at Itachi. She started cracking her knuckles, a wave of killer intent washed over the group. The younger male gulped and put his hands up in a sign of surrender. "I didn't mean it like that Saiyuri. I meant that it's usually women who are hookers. But you and Kushina could never look like hookers." Itachi said timidly. Saiyuri was still glaring, however, she had stopped cracking her knuckles.

"Of course you're going to dress the part. Itachi you're androgynous so if I tell anyone that you're a rent boy, which is a male hooker, then no one is likely to disbelieve me." Nawaki stated cheerfully. Kushina glared. "Are you trying to say that my baby's daddy looks like a man-whore?" Kushina asked icily. She radiated killer intent without having to move an inch. Now Nawaki was the one backing away. "Of course I'm not Kushina. But for this mission to succeed we have to be able to get into this make out bar and girls are not clients to a make out bar." Nawaki said quickly. Saiyuri and Kushina looked at each other, and then back at their Sensei. "What about the lesbian perverts?" Kushina and Saiyuri asked at the same time. Both Itachi and Nawaki sweatdropped.

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"Why do we have to shop for outfits?" Kushina asked. Nawaki sighed at Kushina's complaint. "Yeah Sensei, couldn't we just go and see what the hookers look like here in Konoha and use genjutsu?" Saiyuri asked. "NO! You three are not going into a Konoha make out bar! Your parents would murder me!" Nawaki yelled. "And yet you are taking us to a make out bar in the middle of nowhere anyway." Itachi replied. Nawaki sighed. "It's a mission. That's totally different." Nawaki stated. "But we're still going to see the same things that we'd see here, at the mission, so what's the difference?" Saiyuri quipped. "There is a difference. Here it's not a mission. There it is. Your parents can murder me here." Nawaki replied. The three students pouted as they followed their Sensei through the trashiest shop that existed in Konoha.

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The three students looked at what they were wearing. "What the hell kind of outfit did you pick for me to wear Nawaki-Sensei!" Itachi yelled. The two girls stared at the red leather pantsuit, with attached lead. "That looks like an outfit for a gimp." Saiyuri stated. Kushina, Itachi and Nawaki all stared at Saiyuri in shock. "I don't know why you guys are so shocked. My mother is the Anko Mitarashi-Hatake." Saiyuri stated. The rest of the group shrugged. "Wait until I tell them how they have to act." Nawaki thought to himself.

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"Sensei, this better be finished in one night. I want to get back to Kimi." Kushina hissed. Saiyuri pouted. "Is that your only complaint Kushina-Chan? We look like hookers in these outfits." Saiyuri hissed. "We're supposed to look like hookers." Itachi chipped in. "Well all that red leather looks scary on you Itachi." Kushina stated. "Yeah, you're totally androgynous." Saiyuri added. "What does my being androgynous have to do with-" Itachi was cut off by a yank to the little red lead that Nawaki had around his neck. The three students glared at their Sensei. "Be quiet, we're going in now." Nawaki whispered. The trio stayed quiet and demure as they had been told to all week.

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Kushina glared at the pile of men that she had unceremoniously dumped on the floor after knocking each and every one of them out. Saiyuri was glaring at a similar pile, whilst Nawaki and Itachi guarded their prisoner. Of course Kushina and Saiyuri had both thrown a fit when a man had come up to ask for a foursome with the two girls, and Itachi. The guy's exact words were "It's be hot to do it with two manly girls and a girly guy." That had been the end of the discussion and the make out bar cover.

Of course Itachi and Nawaki both wondered exactly how terribly the world would suffer if all women had the same strength as Saiyuri and Kushina. They were frightening enough all by themselves.

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"WHAT!?" The trio yelled as Naruto was stacking papers. "I said the mission as a success. We got all the information from the guy about the ramen bowl that he stole from the Daimiyo." Naruto stated. "We did all that for a ramen bowl?" Kushina said calmly. Saiyuri and Itachi stepped away from Kushina carefully. Naruto wasn't paying attention. "It wasn't just any ramen bowl. It was an antique and it belonged to the Daimiyo of Fire Country." Naruto replied. Itachi, Saiyuri and Nawaki covered their ears.

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"WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PARENT SENDS THEIR DAUGHTER ON A MISSION TO A MAKE OUT BAR TO BE OGLED BY PERVERTS FOR A RAMEN BOWL?!!!!"

Sakura looked up from the work she was doing in the hospital when she heard the screaming. "Looks like Kushina finally found out why they were sent on that mission." Sakura said to herself as she went back to work.

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Okay all, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I know it was almost crack like, but weirder things have happened. I hope it at least got a laugh out of some of you and please R&R and let me know what you think. I won't promise that I'll be updating soon. I don't know exactly when I'll have the time because my exams for Uni are coming up. So thanks to all of you for your patience.