Stories

Story 65: Having Fun

Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Tea, Bakura, Seto, Mai, Duke, and Serenity were all at a bar. The bar was called Sugar Bar. At Sugar Bar you drink a lot of sugar. Literally, you drink a cup full of sugar. Joey was mostly enjoying some sugar. He was sitting at a counter drinking a cup full of sugar. He drunk the last of it and slammed the cup down onto the counter.

"Another!" he shouted.

Mai, the bar keeper, frowned at him before walking away. She came back with a big jar filled with white sugar. She poured some in Joey's cup. Joey picked up his cup and quickly drunk the sugar. Once again he slams the cup down onto the table.

"Whooooo! Yes! Another!" he shouted again.

"You can't be serious, Joey?" Mai said, annoyed.

"Relax, babe, I'm just having fun! I had like over twenty three of those too though and I feel great!" Joey yelled. He sounded like he was losing it, really. He suddenly cups Mai's cheeks in his hands and pulls her into a sloppy kiss. Then he falls off his chair and hits the ground.

Seto Kaiba and Yugi Muto were sitting at a table in front of each other. They were both playing a game of Duel Monsters. Seto agreed to play because he wanted Yugi's Slifer the Sky Dragon. Yugi was dueling just for fun. So far, Yugi was winning.

"I summon Dark Magician in attack mode and I put one card face down. Then I end my turn," Yugi said.

Seto frowned and stared hard at his cards in his hand. Then he smirks. "I put one card face down," he puts a card face down. "I end my turn,"

"Hmm…I skip this turn," Yugi says.

"Really? You must be really pathetic to skip this turn, because you're just asking to lose," Seto said.

Yugi just smiled. "I'm just having fun, Kaiba,"

Serenity and Bakura were serving tables. Bakura was at a table taking a guy's order. The guy he was serving was wearing a small white tank top that showed his hairy fat belly, some blue jeans filled with holes, and most of his teeth were missing.

"May I take your order, sir?" Bakura asked the guy.

"Yes, I would like a big mac, a hamburger, a chicken burger, a fish burger, a turkey burger, a veggie burger, and some fries with that," the guy answered bitterly.

"I'm sorry but we don't serve food here," Bakura said.

The guy frowned at him. "I don't care what you serve and what you don't serve. I want my burgers,"

"But I can't give you burgers because we don't have burgers stored here," Bakura said as he glared at the guy.

The guy stood up, face to face with Bakura. "You got a problem, white haired boy?"

Serenity quickly got in between Bakura and the guy. "Please, sir, we don't want any trouble!"

The guy spit in Bakura's face before running out of the bar. Bakura was about to go after him, but Serenity stops him.

"Please, it's not worth it," she says.

"Great…while everybody is having fun…" Bakura stomps off to take someone else's order.

Tea Gardner was watching two guys sing on stage. She thought the song they were singing was fantastic and she wanted to dance up there. She looked around. There was no security or police around. Then she climbs on stage and starts dancing. The two guys who were singing stared at her for a moment and then they continued singing. Tea dances with her eyes closed. It felt like a dream come true to her.

"I'm having fun! Oh yeah!" she shouted.

Tristan and Duke were having a thumb wrestle at a table together. Duke puts his thumb on top of Tristan's and laughs.

"I win again!" he shouted in victory.

"Let's go one more round! I was distracted!" Tristan complained.

"That's what you said last time, but we both know that that's not true," Duke said.

"Waaaah!" Tristan cried.

Duke frowned. "Look I'm just having fun, so stop crying like a little baby, Tristan,"

Joey's on the ground rolling around. "Oh no, don't hurt me little kitten! That's a cute little bird there. Oh yes I would like a puppy,"

Mai stares at Joey angrily. He was acting like a retard. Tea came over to them.

"Hey Mai, what's wrong with Joey?" Tea asked.

"He's sugar drunk, hon," Mai replied.

"How many did he have?" Tea asks.

"Two," Mai answered.

"Wow…that's so totally super cool awesomeness…" Tea whispered.

"Totally,"

THE END