Barnacles was not expecting to see what he saw when he walked into the HQ. Kwazii was rocking out to a band called 3 Doors Down.
"I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon, after all I knew it had to be something to do with ye. I really don't mind what happens now and then as long as ye'll be me friend at the end. if I go crazy then will ye still call me Superman? if I'm alive and well, will ye be there a-holding me hand? i'll keep ye by me side, with me superhuman might, kryptonite!" Kwazii sang. Barnacles watched him as he sang and danced while cleaning up the HQ.
"so what happened in here?" Barnacles ask. Kwazii didn't seem to hear him over the music. Barnacles chuckled and walked up behind him. "you called me strong, you called me weak, but still your secrets I will keep. you took for granted all the times I never let you down. you stumbled in and bumped your head, if not for me then you'd be dead, I picked you up and put you back on solid ground." Barnacles sang wrapping his arms around Kwazii's waste. Kwazii jumped a foot in the air and turned around.
"what the hell?!" Kwazii ask, knocking Barnacles on to his back. Barnacles layd on the ground laughing and Kwazii glared at him. "I told ye not to sneak up on me! I don' wanna hurt ye!" Kwazii exclaimed. he pulled Barnacles back up to his feet.
"you didn't hurt me Kwazii." Barnacles reassured him.
"good. cause if I did, it'd be yer fault." Kwazii meowed softly and nuzzled against his chest. Barnacles smiled and rubbed their noses together a moment before kissing him on the lips. Kwazii purred and wrapped his arms around Barnacles neck.
"oh gross get a room you two." Dashi laughed walking in. Kwazii chuckled and pulled back.
"oh c'mon Dashi, there's a lot worse things ye could've walked in on." Kwazii said Dashi took a moment to translate.
"EWW! gross! you two do that in here?!" Dashi exclaimed. Kwazii laughed and started kissing Barnacles neck. the Captain tried to bite back the moan slowly rising in his throat, trying not to embarrass Dashi anymore, but he failed.
"we-well, n-not exactly." Barnacles replied with a smirked. Dashi covered her face, which was red now, and turned away.
"go away!" Dashi exclaimed.
"we were here first." Kwazii replied. Dashi took off running.
"tha-that was mean Zii." Barnacles mumbled. Kwazii nodded and smiled.
"well we were here first." Kwazii smirked. he grinded against him. Barnacles head fell back against the wall and he moaned. Kwazii smirked. "am I still mean?" Kwazii purred. Barnacles quickly shook his head no.
"w-we can't do this in the HQ, s-some one could wa-walk in on us." Barnacles moaned. Kwazii chuckled.
"naw let'em look." Kwazii purred. Barnacles moaned.
"b-but Kwazii..." Barnacles moaned. Kwazii smirked grabbing Barnacles crotch through his suit. Barnacles bucked against.
"and now?" Kwazii ask. Barnacles narrowed his eyes.
"fuck the crew." Barnacles growled.
"no thanks. I'd rather do ye." Kwazii purred squeezing him hard and Barnacles cried out. Dashi shook her head and put signs up to warn everyone. Kwazii leand forward and kissed him deeply and reached in to Barnacles pants. he wrapped his paw around Barnacles member and he cried out. Kwazii smirked untill Barnacles flipped them, so Kwazii was against the wall, and grabbed Kwazii's crotch. Kwazii meowed loudly and Barnacles smirked.
"well, you've never done that before." Barnacles said. Kwazii's face turned a bright red but he smirked back.
"takes somethin' *yelp* new to make me *meow*" Kwazii moaned. Barnacles smirked.
"oh, I think I'm going to have fun with this new... developement." Barnacles smirked. Kwazii looked at him some what nervously. "let's see if I can make you do it again." Barnacles said. he started moving his paw up and down on Kwazii's member and kissing his neck. Kwazii mew'd loudly and pitifully.
"Bear stop playin' with me!" Kwazii whimpered. Barnacles chuckled and pushed inside his lover. Kwazii's loud moan soulded like a meow and Barnacles seemed pleased with himself. Barnacles was getting rough with Kwazii, but didn't seem to care. Kwazii gave a loud meow, calling Barnacles names as he climaxed. he collapsed against the wall purring tiredly. his purring sent Barnacles over the edge and he bit Kwazii's neck hard as he came..
"oh. my. god." a voice stated. both blushed and turned around. Shellington was standing there looking horrified.
"uhh..." was all Barnacles managed to get out. Kwazii let out a wild laugh, grabing Barnacles by the paw and taking off to Barnacles room. Shellington still stood shocked when Dashi came in twenty minutes later.
"you walked in on them didn't you?" Dashi ask with a smirked. Shellingtons face lit up bright red, and he turned running for his room. "should have read my signs." Dashi smirked. she looked at her signs and walked away.
Dear other Octonauts, unless you want to be scar'd for life, stay out of the HQ. Captain Barnacles and Kwazii and getitng it on and unless you wanna see a whole lot of Kwazii and the Captain, I sugguest you stay out. Love Dashi.